Mario Short 1: Name calling

Mario was busy watching How I Met Your Mother when all of the sudden, Luigi came in the way and lower Mario's down to Mario's face. "That's what you get Mario!"

Mario got pissed. He had no idea why Luigi did that. "Luigi, what the heck? I was busy watching Barney getting laid! What did I do?"

"You know exactly what you did Red flag. You put all of the clothes red in my room!"

Mario had no expression. "Reall? Red flag? Your going with that? Because if you do, then you are terrible at name calling."

"I had to rush my sentence Mario. Give me break. At least my name calling is bester than yours."

"Why did you said 'gooder' Luigi."

"Because best is higher than better."

"Is that a challenge I'm hearing?"

"Your on Mario may the better name calling person win."

10 seconds later

Round 1: Regular

Mario started off. "Blockhead."

Luigi made the comeback. "Winnie."

Mario. "Stupid face."

Luigi. "Nugget head."

Mario. "Muggle."

Luigi. "Weasley."

Mario. "Pinocchio."

Luigi. "Little ballerina from the west

Mario. "Basshead."

Luigi. "CHICKEN."

The crowd (Toads) go wild!

Round 2: Random words combined

Mario. "Cow tripper?"

Luigi. "Baby bananas from Saturn?"

Mario. "Cubed Sun. Wait what?"

Luigi. "Belly hole walnut. Who made this round."

Mario. "Browser Bowser Boozer. This is too random."

Luigi. "Shelly smelly. Can we skip this round?"

Mario. "Fruckface. What! Oh. Mariocasillas makes no story good."

Luigi. "My name is jeff. This isn't even a name calling round."

Mario. "Shirthead. What!? Oh shirt."

Luigi. "Pussquack. Oh my goodness. Finally. The end of the round"

Round 3: Your Mother

Error 404 - not found. This round was quickly banned due to jokes about moms. Dont disrespect about your mom. Winner not suggested. The contest had ended quickly due to the bad reviews."

Mario and Luigi got upset. "Aww the round is over" said Mario.

"Well we were about to make fun of our own mother. Considering the fact were brothers." Luigi replied.

"You're right Luigi. What started was I made a prank on you. Then we got overboard. We made a contest which turned random. Then we eventually got to the third round. We could never gotten away with it. We have to respect the individual female who cared for us when we were young. And we have to do the same for them."

"Youre right Mario. Truce?"

Mario and Luigi hugged it out. "Truce." We didn't have a winner. The mother was the won who gave us a win. Maybe.

"Hey Mario? If we can't make a mother. How about a suggestion?"

"And what would that be Luigi."

"Yo Mamma round."

"Luigi! That's...that's...brilliant! We could still have a winner!"

"Really?"

"Yeah! But can we wait. I still haven't finished How I Met Your Mother yet. And I want to finish it before you lose."

"Alright."

The End Britches. Wait. Oh nevermind. I said britches.