I read somewhere about needing a unicorn fan fiction. And then I wanted one. For all those other eccentric people, mwahahaha.

Disclaimer: for if I do not own this, the Golden God does

Skulduggery was looking at the car. The Bentley. He wanted it. He bounded over to it and knocked on its sleek black roof, waiting for an answer. Nothing. He knocked again and again until he finally realised- no one was in the car! He backed away in terror: if you stepped into these woods you would turn into a- no. No, he just- no. No. No. Just- no. No. Skulduggery looked mournfully at the perfect car, he was pretty sure that it had been his a couple of centuries ago.

Ah, good times he thought. He rubbed his face over the beautiful Bentley, licked it for good luck (because if he didn't, who would?) and shuffled away sadly.

Skulduggery was trying to climb up a tree when he heard the Noise. It hurt his ears it was so shrill and loud. Hearing the muffled 'whhheeeeee!' ing was almost to much for the poor skeleton to bear, and he tried to run off into the woods. He didn't manage it. The black girl bounded over the bush and came to a skidding stop in front of him, her hoofs not touching the ground as she bounced up and down. A gigantic smile adorned her long face, not a good look when her teeth were massive and... Grass stained?

Skulduggery sighed, resting his head against his front leg in exasperation, "what."

The black-coated girl stared at him peculiarly.

"Why, you're a skeleton of course!" She looked very smug at having this knowledge. Skulduggery sighed.

"It would seem so."

"And you're wearing a hat."

"Anything else?"

"I would like to say, before events transpire and I faint- and you catch me-" she looked very hard at him. "That you seem to be a unicorn."

"That would probably be the justified conclusion." Skulduggery rolled his nonexistent eyes as the black, strangely fluffy unicorn gracefully wilted downwards. He shook his head-horn and adapted the air into a soft mass that cushioned her.

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"No."

"Yes!"

"No."

"Yes!"

"No."

"Yes!"

"No."

"Yes!"

"No."

"Yes!"

"N- what is the point of this?"

The other unicorn shook herself happily.

"I annoy you into letting me come!"

Skulduggery stared dryly at her. She tilted her head innocently, "or I could just do... This!" Leaping up and snatching his hat, she gallivanted into the sky, lifting her hooves high in half-rears as her back legs propelled her away from his anxious bones.

"Give it back!"

"Only if you promise I can come! And wear it!"

Stopping short he stared worriedly at her. On the first hoof, he needed his hat back. On the second hoof- someone else wear his hat?! No. But the third hoof expanded the point on him getting his hat back. The fourth seemed to have fallen off somewhere...

Finding his hoof Skulduggery made his decision.

"Give me back the hat, and I will let you come. At one- very short- point in the future you can wear my hat. No matter what. And if it needs safekeeping and I'm not here you can look after it. Not that it needs it, but I feel better with it having a bodyguard."

The black unicorn looked delighted, "yay! Thank you Hatticorn!" Skulduggery looked sharply at her as he tried to run away. "What did you just call me?"

And that concludes the first adventure of the unicorns! I don't know how that even turned into a drabble!

I have decided to give different reviewers commendations of Unicars each drabble. And this is based off of what I read if your reviews on the stories I read so...

first one goes to China Sorrows 400 because I'm pretty sure the unicorn idea came off your profile page!