Akuma Matata - A Parody

by lexieconextreme

This is a parody of Hakuna Matata, based off this fanfiction I read called Fractured Mind, Broken Soul by royalvite. It's FMA, obviously. In the latest chapter, we learn that this OC- Jordan- has a twin brother named Akuma who tortured Ed, and made him blind. BAD AKUMA! Anyway, every time I read this freak's name, I thought of Hakuna Matata. Hence, the parody. T for language. Try?

A/N: This is a parody of Hakuna Matata, based off this fanfiction I read called Fractured Mind, Broken Soul by royalvite. It's FMA, obviously. In the latest chapter, we learn that this OC- Jordan- has a twin brother named Akuma who tortured Ed, and made him blind. BAD AKUMA! Anyway, every time I read this freak's name, I thought of Hakuna Matata. Hence, the parody. I hope you enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do NOT own the fanfiction "Fractured Mind, Broken Soul" it belongs to author 'royalvite'

Another Disclaimer: I also do not own "Hakuna Matata". If you don't know this, you really need to watch The Lion King.

Helpful Suggestion: READ THE ORIGINAL FANFIC FIRST LOOK IT UP

Helpful Tip: Anything italicized is Ed. If it's italicized, it means Ed is speaking/singing.

Akuma Matata! What a psychotic phase!

Akuma Matata! Ain't no passing craze!

Akuma Matata! It means Ed gets to worry for the rest of his days!

It's nobody's problem-free philosophy

Akuma Matata! Akuma Matata!

Yeah. It's my motto!

What's a motto?

Blindness. What's a-motto with you?

Akuma Matata!

Those two words will cause all your problems.

That's right! Take Akuma here.

Why, when he was a young, sick fuck

When I was a young sick fuck,

Very true

Thanks

I found my lifestyle lacked a certain appeal

I could clear Ed's vision after a single session

I'm a sensitive soul though I seem thick-skinned

And it hurt that my friend never wanted me around

And oh, the shame. He was ashamed

Thought of changin' my name! What's in a name?

And I got downhearted

How did ya' feel?

Every time I-

Hey! Akuma, not in front of my brother

Oh, sorry.

Akuma Matata! What a psychotic phase!

Akuma Matata! Ain't no passing craze!

It means Ed gets to worry for the rest of his days!

It's nobody's problem-free philosophy!

Akuma Matata!

Akuma Matata! Akuma matata!

Akuma Matata! Akuma matata!

Akuma Matata! Akuma matata!

Akuma Matata! Akuma-

It means Ed gets to worry for the rest of his days!

It's nobody's problem-free philosophy!

Akuma Matata!

(Repeats)

I say "Akuma"

I say "Matata"

A/N: Yes, I know I need help. I hope you laughed your asses off, despite how weird it is. I apologize to the author, royalvite, if you didn't like it. If you want me to take it down, I will. Just let me know. Remember to Review, and tell me what you think! BYE! ;3