Bloodflag's swag
Chapter one:swag once had
"Oy me head feel's like a burning squig, what the zog happened?" as captain Bloodflag finally stood up and realized what had happened his eye's were glowing red with the furry of Gork and Mork, his new ship had been shot down again! As he gazed upon the massive field of burning metal and charred orks
he let go a might scream that would make a space marine tremble "GRRRAAAaaaaaa WHO SHOT DOWN ME NEW KROOZA"! Captain Bloodflag flailed his mighty arm's around in utter frustration and happened to hit a nearby Gretchin that had survived the crash. As the Gretchen was flying threw the air like a shot Squigdeon, captain Bloodflag noticed that the little Grot was pointing towards what use to be the Bridge of the ship. Captain Bloodflag decided that there was nothing better to do so he started to head towards the wreckage. As the captain was marching threw the fields of burning metal
he had noticed that there was no reason his ship could have crashed it was in the middle of empty space no where near any planet of any kind. Then he began to wonder of the stories of hid new pilot were true is Kill boy really the most reckless Ork pilot in the universe? The captain didn't really care once he thought more about it, all he knew was that he was gonna kill the next thing he sees. As the captain was climbing over a mountain of burning rubble he noticed that a smaller pile of rubble was moving around
so he decided to go take a look and hope that it was something to kill. As he got closer he heard a loud screeching coming from behind him so he turned around to see some gene stealer's charging right at him "Finally somthin to smash all dis anger's ain't good for me back !" Captain Bloodflag reached for his cutlas then he realized that he gave it to Mr. Nailbrain to polish up "all good and propa" "well 'ooks like iz gonna have to do it the old fashon way". As the monstrous creatures neared captain Bloodflag he let out a mighty waaaaggghhhh and charged towards them, he grabbed the first won by the neck and snapped it like a toothpick the second won jumped on his back and dug into his shoulders with it's claws and fangs "hur hur hur stop nipin me back it's tens nuff as it is" He reached back with both arms and grabbed all four of it's arms at once and split the creature in half dowsing captain bloodflag in a thick coat of green blood. After the fight captain bloodflag laughed in pure joy he had finally killed something that wasn't a grot "well I'm feeling a lil better, now time to leg it to the bridge.