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"Well, that went well," James remarked as he stood up and stated to brush off his sooty robes. "I do think I've incurred a couple of new bruises, however."
"As long as Remus doesn't find out what we tried to do to help him with his infirmity." Sirius let out a low whistle as he studied the gash on his forearm. "Shall we to the hospital wing, then?" They let the unused classroom and headed towards the hospital wing.
"How did that even happen?" Peter asked, befuddled. "We put all the ingredients in at the right time, in the right order…"
"It certainly is a thing to ruminate, Peter, but for now I implore you, beseech you, importune you," Sirius emphasized, "Don't tell Moony. It's bad enough that he thinks we're off doing wanton things with such virtuous people such as Daphne Greengrass, Alice Harrot…"
"That-chick-you-said-you'd-meet-after-dinner-in-the-broom-closet-on-the-third-floor," Remus supplied as he walked up to his friends, taking them all by surprise, "I do wonder where I get these preposterous ideas." Remus finished sarcastically, looking at Sirius with an accusatory expression. "And what, exactly, is your definition of 'virtuous'?"
"Remus!" James exclaimed, "Aren't you a lovely sight to behold. Why are you here? You're supposed to be…not here." He finished, subtly hinting to the near full-moon rising.
"What? Scared? I thought Gryffindors were supposed to be valiant? And anyways, this is the way to the willow." Remus pointed out.
"Oh, right. Yes well, we'll leave you to it, then," James stammered as he grabbed the other two and scurried down the hallway, leaving a very perplexed Remus in their wake.