this has been just sitting there mocking me for the past two weeks so I figured id finally post it. I know its short, but hopefully latter chapters will be longer.

I DONT OWN ONE PIECE

and rated M for later chapters. This will have smut. Gay yaoi smut. That is boyxboy so if you don't like you don't have to read.

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He had been standing in the kitchen door frame frozen for about two minutes now and he still hadn't stoped starring. Eustass had kept his back to him while making breakfast, but he could still feel the questioning glare from the surgeon. Kid hadn't even looked directly at him yet, which was a real shame since he could tell the man was only in boxers. That was about the only detail he had made out other than the fact that he had obviously come to make some coffee as he had started to do in a sleepy haze before noticing Kid's presence and deadpanning before backing away to the entrace of the kitchen.

It was to be expected of course considering Doflamingo probably would've got a kick out of not telling shit about this to his son, and Eustass didn't make the scene any simpler as he looked quiet the opposite of a caretaker, but that's exactly what he was at the moment. His boss really just wanted someone to keep tabs on Law as he was doing business in the south and couldn't do it himself. His role as a caretaker was offhandedly mentioned as a good excuse as he said Trafalgar would probably be pissed if he just sent someone to "babysit" him. There was also several rants about how his son apparentely didn't take good care of himself or the house (it really was more a mansion) and how he apparently also had no real life. This was not what Eustass normally had as a job. Far from it, but he was one of the few the boss actually trusted, and he was the only one curently without any damn orders.

And so Eustass stood in the kitchen making a breakfast for two waiting for the owner of said kitchen to say something to break the odd atmosphere. He had decided it probably wasn't best he speak first considering he was the one invading the kitchen after all, so he focused on frying the bacon. He figured he make toast and started searching the kitchen for the bread -it was not to be fucking found. He gave up with a sigh he hoped the other man didn't hear and started instead to make the coffee the man had so clearly wanted. He jumped when the man finally spoke and almost dropped the mugs he had been holding. He quickly put them down hoping the man hadn't noticed how lost in thought he had been.

"Excuse me, sir" God that man had the sexiest voice he'd heard in a long time. It was filled with caution, curiosity, and more than a hint of irritation. "May I ask why exactly you are in my kitchen? Or maybe how you got in in the first place might be more important than the why."

"Well..." He figured he'd just explain as best as he could and see how that goes. He poured coffee into two mugs and finally turned around to face the man. And damn was it a good sight. Kid hadn't been expecting to see this at all. He had actually been a little worried to be dealing with Doflamingo's son, and he silently decided that the man in front of him was in no way blood related to the pink clown. He was also very pleased the man didn't seem to care in the slightest that he was half naked in front of another person -yet at least. "Apparently I'm the caretaker here now, so I am making breakfast, to answer the first question, and I got in through the front door using these." He held up the keys Doflamingo had given him to show Law and then held out a cup of black coffee to him. Law sighed and moved from his place in the doorframe to take the coffee from Kid.

"Where'd you get those keys from?" He asked while shamelessly checking Kid out.

"My boss, Doflamingo." He answered quicky trying not to be affected by the once over he had gotten. Law made eye contact for a long moment seemingly in deep thought and then moved to lean back against the counter.

"Keeping tabs on me is he?" It wasn't a real question as law seemed to already know the answer, so Kid just nodded and started putting the eggs and bacon on plates. "Well then I guess you're not to blame." It seemed he was talking more to himself now so Kid decided not to comment.

"Um, where do u normally eat? I've seen like three dinning rooms so far." He felt awkward doing this and he wasn't quiet so sure how to go about it. He was comfortable in fights and interrogations, but being a caretaker just felt so wrong.

"Yes it does have too many rooms im afraid. Follow me." Law picked up his plate and made his way out of the kitchen with his coffee, Kid following closely behind which gave him an excelent view of Law's ass still only clothed in black boxers. Law stopped in a average size room that had a couch and coffee table with several books and empty coffee cups on it in front of an empty fire place, along with a small table with room for three pushed up against a wall. This was the first room in the house when you came through the front doors, and it seemed everything law needed had been placed quiet close together and the rest of the rooms completely ignored. Law set his things down on the table against the wall that had a phone and a laptop on it and kid followed suit. "It seems I havent properly introduced myself. Although, you probably already know who I am I suppose, but I don't like being introduced by other people, especially the pink fiend." He held out a hand across the table which kid of course took. His hand was smaller and his skin wasn't as rough which in Kid's opinion was very sexy. "Trafalgar Law." He said with a smirk that didn't go unnoticed.

"Eustass Kid."

"Kid? Your name is actually... Kid?" He said slowly trying to stay serious and not appear completely rude.

"That's coming from 'law'?" He let go of the hand hesitantly. The man chuckled and started slowly eating his eggs, unlike eustass who was already half way done.

"Touché." Law said with a smirk. Kid was expecting much more questions, but that was cut short when the phone rang. Trafalgar jumped and basically felt himself up before realizing seemingly for the first time that he was more than half naked in front of another human being. He looked up at Eustass with his cheaks a red tint to them although his skin color hid it quiet well, and he slowly reached for the phone which he now noticed was on the table. Kid did nothing but try and hide his grin behind his hand. The man was completely adourable while blushing and the sleepy haze he was still in only made him more so. "Hello?... Fuck... Yes... Of course I'm already in the car... Maybe... Alright, see you there... Thanks pen." Kid didn't hear the other half of the conversation, but it wasn't hard to guess he was late. He shoveled down his breakfast and chugged his coffee which kid knew was still scorching hot and ran upstairs with a off handed thanks for the breakfast and more than several profanities. Kid brought the dishes to the kitchen and quickly came back to find a trafalgar law flipping the couch cushions seemingly looking for his car keys. He was now dressed in a black and yellow hoodie and skinny light blue jeans with spots on them which only made his legs look longer and sexier if that was even possible. Kid noticed something not quiet right and well... he just couldn't resist. He got as close as he could to the mans back and tapped on his shoulder effectively making them almost nose to nose. Law jumped at the close circumstances and would have backed up had the couch not been directly behind his knees.

"Hoodies on backwards, cutie." Law looked down and would have fixed it had two strong hands not went under his hoodie and slowly lifted it over his head. Kid couldn't stop the wide smirk that developed on his face. It wasn't too much of a problem as law had a sly smirk of his own with an added raised eyebrow once he got over the small shock of what Kid had done. Law wasn't wearing anything under the hoodie and so Kid took his sweet time turning the hoodie around and fixing the inside out sleeves. Law simply stood and waited for his hoodie to be returned while checking kid out for the second time that morning with his thumbs in his pockets. Kid slowly put the hoodie back on him while resisting the strong urge to feel him up and take him right there. Once the hoodie was on Kid felt Law's arms wrapping around his neck pulling him flush against him.

"Thanks Mister Eustass. I'll be back from work around five so make yourself at home. Alright gorgeous?" The sly smirk was still there and Kid's hands automatically grabbed the other mans hips pulling him closer.

"Alright." Law was so close he could feel his hot breath against his mouth. His grey eyes were filled with lust and Kid was so turned on he thought his coffee had some how been drugged. Laws eyes were drifting between his own eyes and his mouth and as he slowly leaned in Kid even closed his eyes -he later realised this was his mistake.

"I'm late." Laws sly smirk had widdened ten fold and he was already out of Eustass' arms and casually putting on his shoes. "Bye Mister Eustass! Oh, and I don't like contradicting myself, but don't make yourself at home. Actually I would prefer it if you left entirely. I'm not very found of babysiters." He waved pulling out his car keys from his hoodie pocket with a grin and promptly left.

That was when Kid realised he had been had -and he was hard. He stood frozen to the spot thinking over what just happened. Well he couldn't leave. Doflamingo's orders were absolute. No one went against them unless they wanted to be fired, and then their lives to be made into hell with a few phone calls from a pink psycopath. Plus, Law was actually in danger with the line of work his dad was in, and now that his dad was gone and nowhere near to protect him people will see him as fair game.

Kid now remembered a certain rant from Doflamingo about his son and how the 'fucking devious, sly, smart-ass dick' couldn't be trusted and not to let his guard down around him. In the beginning Kid had figured Doflamingo was just being paranoid like he always was. He realised now -as to this morning when he thought law was an angel- this was a fair and completely logical warning.