Hey everybody this is my third fanfic Yay!
Disclaimer- I do not own the Akatsuki or any other Naruto character but I do own Aikroa Mu and Maka Kukioshi So YAY Again.
Somewhere in the world of Naruto…
"Dang it why can't we find this place!" Itachi yelled. He and Kissame were on a mission a special mission to go to a hot springs somewhere but Itachi had trouble reading stupid Toby's stupid handwriting. "Kissame!" Itachi yelled Kissame was swimming like a hyperactive dolphin with ADD in the river next to Itachi. "What I am having fun swimming with my fishy friends! One even taught me a song! Do you want to hear it?" Kissame asked "No." "But whyyyyyy?" "Because it is going to be come annoying song like the one Dory sang when you MADE me watch Finding Nemo." Itachi shuddered at the thought.
Flashback"Now Itachi you are going to sit here and watch Finding Nemo with me" Kissame said after he had tied Itachi to a chair for the 7th time because Itachi kept escaping. So with no other choice Itachi sat there and watched the god-forsaken movie. Then Dory started to sing "Just keep swimming just keep swimming what do we do swim swim swim." And Kissame was singing along. "Just keep swimming just keep swimming what do we do we swim swim swim." Then Itachi had gotten really mad usually he would not use Mangekyo Sharingan on a fellow member, but he was desperate. Then Kissame was on a block and Itachi was standing below him. "Whatchya doin' Itachi-saan?" he asked. "Oh nothing just… this!" Then Itachi took out a plate with a dead cooked and spiced up Dory. "NO! NO! ITACHI HOW COULD YOU?!" Kissame screamed.
End Flashback
God how Itachi hated that song. But he was happy at the success of the Mangekyo Sharingan had on Kissame, he was like a loyal dog now. "Kissame come here boy." Itachi called. Kissame got out of the water on his hands and knees and started to shake his entire body to get the water off of himself. Come to think of it. Itachi thought. He is becoming more like a dog than a human shark ninja thingy. Itachi clipped Kissame's leash onto his collar. "Heal Kissame." He said, Itachi had trained him well. They were walking down the path (Kissame still on his hands and knees tongue lolled out and Itachi holding his leash) when suddenly 2 girls came out of nowhere. Kissame yelped in surprise and then started to growl and bare his teeth. "Shtt" Itachi said, he had learned a lot from watching the show Dog Whisperer. " What do you guys want?" Itachi asked. "First off we are girls so don't call us guys," the girl with dirty blonde hair that was up in a bun held up by 2 chopsticks and teal eyes said "and second…wait a minute what up with him?" she was pointing to Kissame…who was still on his hands and knees and baring his teeth. "Oh…uh he just has issues…many, many issues." Itachi explained. "So what do you guy…girls want exactly?" he asked. "Well you guys are with the Akatsuki right?" a girl with long black hair and black eyes asked. She reminds me of Sasuke…foolish little brother. Itachi thought. "Yeah but what does that have to do with any thing?" Kissame asked. "OMG IT CAN TALK!" the black haired girl yelled, " Yeah I can talk, I just sometimes don't feel like it because I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT!" he yelled "Anyway what does us being in the Akasuki have to do with your point of being here?" Itachi asked…again. "Well you see," the blonde, said, "We want to join the Akatsuki, I am Aikroa Mu and this is my friend Maka Kukioshi." "Well we are on vacation trying to find some hot springs but this other stupid member apparently didn't take penmanship classes when he was a child. And besides we don't make the decision, Akatsuki leader does, his name is Yondaime, but he doesn't like it when we tell people that…but we do anyways. So see ya." Itachi pulled on Kissame leash "Let's go boy" "Bark Bark" they started to walk away. "Wait," Aikroa yelled "let me see that paper," She took the directions Toby had written and began to read "I don't see how anyone can read this," she said " the only part I understand is which hot springs to go to but there must be a mistake, that hot springs was put out of business 6 years ago, and the tickets they gave you expired 3 years ago anyway, I think they pulled a trick on you." She said. Itachi's eye started to twitch. They had traveled 23 miles just to find out that the place they were looking for was shut down and that the whole thing was a trick. "Well then I guess we can take you to the hideout." Itachi said quite madly " Follow us." He pulled on Kissame's leash again and they started walking in the other direction. The girls shrugged and followed.
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