A/N - AU based on the movie Knocked Up though not following it too closely (otherwise you could just watch the movie) where Brooke and Jackie are both 19 and best friends. The basement gang is a year older than them and they never new each other personally though they knew of each other, having gone to the same high school and all. Oh and don't expect any smut (sorry for those of you who like it) but if I wrote it, it would just end up awkward and creepy. Take my word. This first chapter is a little shorter than I plan most chapters to be but it's kind just setting up the plot. Hope you enjoy! Please Review!

Disclaimer - I don't own That 70s Show or Knocked Up or any of the rights to or characters in either.

Jackie had been violently sobbing on her living room couch for almost an hour when she heard a soft knock on the door. She looked up to the ceiling of her condo and clasped her hands in prayer. Dear God, please let this be Brooke, otherwise you're seriously gonna need to amend the Ten Commandments if you still want my beautiful face in heaven. Because I can and I WILL murder him!

She slowly walked to the door where she pushed herself onto the balls of her feet and peered out the peephole, sighing in relief when she saw her best friend Brooke's smiling face stretched out through the fishbowl lens. She quickly opened the door and threw herself into her friend's arms. Brooke looked around to see if anyone was in the hallway of the building and quickly pushed herself and Jackie inside.

"Ok, as much as I'd like to comfort you. What the hell are you wearing? And what is going on here? Explanation please!" Brooke snapped her fingers as she stepped out of her friend's embrace, flitting her eyes around the condo nervously.

Jackie looked down at herself and it was then she realized she was still wearing the black lace bra and panties with garters and thigh-high tights from earlier. The living room floor was still covered in rose petals. There were still hand dipped candles lit all over, though now they had mostly melted to a waxy mess all over her counters and tables. There were no longer chocolate covered strawberries and champagne left though, she'd polished those off during her hour long period of self pity and loathing.

Jackie held her right index finger up to Brooke as she exited the room, pleading with the confused girl to wait a minute for the much needed explanation. A minute later, Jackie reappeared, now wrapped in a fluffy pink robe. She gestured for Brooke, who was still frozen in spot, a worried and wrinkled frown on her face, to have a seat on the couch. Jackie took a deep shaky breath.

"I was going t-to p-prove my love with Chip tonight." She sniffled. "That's what all this was for." She gestured around the room as she got up to start blowing out the candles.

"Ok, so what happened? Where is he? Did he have to work late again?"

Brooke was getting really nervous now. Although she and Jackie were the same age, the girl could be seriously naïve when it came to guys. Seriously. She was 19 and still a virgin! She called sex "proving your love" for god's sake! Chip was Jackie's first serious boyfriend and Brooke had heard about his past. To say that Brooke was skeptical of his feelings for Jackie was a major understatement. She was surprised he'd waited this long for her. Before Jackie could speak, a horrible thought popped in Brooke's head.

"Oh my god! He didn't hurt you did he? I'll kill that bastard! Jackie did he put his hands on you!" Brooke was jumping up from her seat on the couch.

Jackie pulled Brooke back down by her hand. "God Brooke no! Nothing like that. It's just…I came home all ready to surprise him right? And…and I caught him having sex with Pam Macy!" Jackie rushed out the last part.

Brooke's jaw dropped.

"That's just vile" Brooke's voice was low and filled with disgust, Pam had been hot shit in high school, but any guy who had sex with her now was revolting.

"Pam. Fucking. Macy!" Jackie yelled "It's disgusting! He'd be cleaner if he stuck it to a petri dish!" Jackie and Brooke both shuddered. Jackie then cast her eyes downward. "Why am I not good enough? Why couldn't he wait for me? I know you think I'm childish, but sex is really important to me" Jackie was wringing her hands together now.

Brooke placed her arm around her friend. "I don't think you're childish Jackie. Chip is a creep and when the right guy comes along, you'll have your special moment. The fact that he didn't wait just proves he isn't worthy of you. There's nothing wrong with you. You're perfect." Jackie placed her hand over her chest with a heartwarming look on her face as Brooke rolled her eyes at her friends vanity "Don't you remind me of this fact on a daily basis? Don't tell me you've been teaching me wrong!" Brooke mock gasped as she nudged Jackie's shoulders. Jackie giggled.

"Now, I'll tell you what" Brooke stood up "let's clean up this place, get ourselves all sexy, and go out. I am not letting you mope around over that dog, got it!" Brooke yelled at Jackie.

"Sir, yes sir!" Jackie saluted Brooke with a smile and got up to help clean her apartment.

Hyde was pissed. He'd much rather be at home lying on his cot with a joint between his fingers, but he let his friends convince him that he needed to go out after he found out his "wife" of six months was really married to someone else. Now he was stuck sitting at the bar, paying entirely too much money to drink beer while he watched Eric and Donna grope each other on the dance floor and Fez and Kelso get rejected by pretty much every chick in the club. His friends were convinced he was heartbroken at Sam's betrayal, but they'd completely misread the situation. This must be the downside of zen. They don't know how you feel so they just make up feelings for you. He wasn't sad or heartbroken. Again, Hyde was pissed.

Hyde never loved Sam, hell he'd accidentally married her at Eric's Vegas bachelor party and didn't even know that until a week after he got back to Point Place and she popped up. Hyde was pissed because, in a sad, sad attempt to not run out on his responsibilities a la Bud and Edna, he forced himself to embrace the government controlled institution of marriage. While the sex was good, at first, it wasn't worth putting up with the constant nagging of an airhead "wife" who showed her goods to anybody that slipped a dollar in her g-string! Even Fez had seen her naked! FEZ! So, while he was happy to be free and to still proclaim he had never fully succumbed to marriage; he slammed back beers pissed because he'd never get those six months back.

As he licked the final drops of his 7th? 8th? 9th? beer - damn, I lost count - his thoughts were interrupted by shrill yelling.

"I have nothing left to say to you Chip! Stop following me!" Hyde looked over at the hot brunette who had made her way to the bar and was now standing next to his stool. She had on a skin tight emerald green sweater dress and black tights that Hyde was positive didn't keep her warm in the freezing Wisconsin winter weather.

I wouldn't mind warming her up.

"Two vodka martinis!" she called to the bartender as the asshole who was following her made his way up behind her.

"Please baby just let me explain."

"There's nothing to explain Chip! You were naked! She was naked! You were on top of her! You were both moving! I think I get it!" she yelled back.

Why would you cheat on a chick this hot? I don't even wanna think about how hot the other chick must've been!

"And with Pam fucking Macy of all people!"

Gross, never mind, this guy is the new king of idiots, and probably now carrying a communicable disease. I should probably cover up my next glass of beer in case some spit or something flies man. Pam's nasty.

Jackie turned back toward the bar.

Play it cool Hyde.

She reaches into her purse, pays for her drinks, locks eyes with Hyde, and slams back the contents of one of the martinis.

Huh. Her eyes are different colors! Even that's hot! And damn she can handle a drink, don't think I've ever seen anyone drink a martini that fast!

"Jackie, dammit!" she is forced to turn away from Hyde "I'm not done talking with you!" Chip yells as he grabs Jackie's arm hard enough to bruise. Jackie winces and struggles to free her arm from his grip. Hyde pushes Chip off Jackie.

"Get your hands off her man, she's obviously not interested!" This is so not like me but that girl is obviously no match for this guy and she looked terrified.

"Mind your business fuckin burnout loser!" Chip spits at Hyde "You know what? You can have the frigid bitch!" he glares as he swiftly turns to stomp away.

"Oh no" Well, at least when I'm done kicking his ass I won't be pissed off anymore.

Hyde grabs Chips shoulder forcing him to turn back around, clenches his fist and punches Chip sending him flying to the floor, chin pointed skyward. Before Hyde could get a handle on what was happening Jackie was throwing her arms around his neck and hugging him tight and squealing .

"Thank you, thank you, thank you!" And then the club bouncers were pushing them both out of the club and into the Wisconsin night air.

Jackie turned to Hyde as they stood in the cold directly outside the club. "You. Are. My. Hero!" Her smile was wide.

Hyde studied Jackie for a moment, a small smile playing on his face. She's kinda cute. No, no not cute, hot. You must really be drunk. "Don't worry about it. I felt like kickin' some ass tonight. He got lucky." she laughed.

"Well, you wanna hit up a bar or something and get a drink on me?" Jackie suggested.

In the adrenalin of the moment and the buzz she still felt from the martini she'd just guzzled and the bottle of champagne she polished off earlier, she'd forgotten that upon exiting the club's bathroom Brooke would likely be looking for her. They made their way to the bar across the street where Jackie proceeded to order two vodka martinis and guzzled them down in record speed, ordering another right after while Hyde continued to throw back glasses of beer.

...Two and a Half Hours Later...

Jackie was fumbling with the keys to her condo when did it get so hard to open this frikkin door!

"Here, let me" Hyde slurred as he reached to her shaky hands to grab the keys and even in their drunken haze, they feel a spark. She looks up at him.

"It's the gold one" she slurs back, pointing to the key on the ring.

Hyde opens the door and they walk inside. Jackie and Hyde lock eyes again and immediately lunge at each other kissing and removing clothes in a frantic pace. Minutes later he and Jackie are naked and lying on the couch as he fumbles with his own hands, now shaky from excitement, to put on a condom. As Jackie let's out an impatient sigh. Hyde looks at her.

"Gotta get the condom on" she begins to wiggle underneath him.

Dear god, I'm a virgin and I think I could move faster than this!

"Well just do it already!"

Damn fine, if you'd said you were on the pill in the first place I wouldn't be struggling to put on a fucking condom!

Hyde threw the condom to the ground and thrust into her as Jackie lay with her eyes shut tight in anticipation.

TBC