Warning, insanity alert: Ok, this warning is going to be long but I hope you find it worth while as I explain about my fanfic. In case you did not notice the title it is called The Super Fan Fic Wanna Be. You wanna know why? I use more then two crossover stories. I'm not sure what the last head count was but it was alot. Thus I do not own any of the worlds that my character enters except the TTADHA and her homeworld (which is kind of like earth but obviously has major differances) I also have included two Flash Videos, and one guild off of (dare I say it?) Neopets. For all of you about to leave, no, nothing in my fanfic has to do with neopets I simply use the non-cannon plots in the guild for interesting story trials. Did I miss anything? Yes I did I forgot one last thing...
Be afraid, be very afraid.
In a large house and a normal room a girl sat on her bed. She had messy blond hair with bangs that wouldn't stay straight and blue eyes that were closed as she enjoyed the air conditioner. She wore a karate uniform, having never bothered to take it off from her lesson, and of course she did enjoy the comfy feel of her uniform. A red headband with long tails was around her forehead completed this picture. She looked up at the plain ceiling, relaxing in the cool room. She was enjoying doing nothing, she had a busy week and Saturdays weren't usually this free. But soon she was roused by a beeping noise coming from a sleek metal pad on one of her end tables. She glanced at it then sighed and picked it up. She read a series of symbols and numbers and frowned. "Why can't the TTADHA do with out me for one Saturday in my life?" She said unhappily. She shook her head and pressed a button on the pad. The pad immediately flew from her hand and a broad beam of light scanned the girl. "Name?" A faintly feminine voice asked. "Kay Zuda Nair" She said confidently. "Accepted" The voice said. Then she was enveloped in a violet light and disappeared.
One-TTADHA HQ
Kay opened her eyes finding herself in a white room with no furniture or anything else to decorate the room except a sign on the side of one of the wall that read, "Teleportation Room A-High ranked personal only." A grin pasted over her face as she opened the door to the main HQ. She was only thirteen but was THE highest-ranking agent in the TTADHA. She answered only to the head honcho, the TTADHA president. Code-named Shift, because no one knew its real name. By "its" They meant that they really didn't know if it was male, female or something else entirely. Kay didn't know either but she trusted Shift and that was all she needed.
As she walked down the office-like halls, she was greeted with some whispers and stares from various members of the TTADHA. She knew they were staring but chose to ignore it. She stopped mid way to her destination and stared at a door marked 'New members training facility' "Hmmm, well it won't hurt to take a look at the newbies" she said opening the door quietly, trying not to disturb the people inside.
"Alright kiddies, I guess you all would like to know what in the world you are doing here right?" A rather bored man in a blue and black uniform said to a group of rather frightened groups of teens and adults. "I'll take that odd stare as a yes. Well you are all new members of the-"Kay always thought it was cheesy that they played music right there. "Time Travelers And Dimension Hoppers Association. The TTADHA for short. And remember the first 'a' is capitalized because we've been sued for that." A look of utter confusion and repulsion swept through the new members, giving Kay an almost unsurpressable set of giggles. 'That's what you get for putting every dimension and time in one organization' She thought with a smirk. Suddenly she remembered what she was supposed to be doing and slipped out of the room and headed quickly to the shorts room...wait...the briefing room.
-Briefing Room Phase one-
Kay stepped into the briefing room and glanced around. A round table with a good many chairs was in the middle of the room and holoprogector was in the middle of the table. Anywhere from one to a dozen agents could be briefed here but she had never seen more then two at a time. She almost never got a mission with someone else and only once before. It was a weird experience, going on a mission with one's own daughter that's hasn't been born yet...She took a seat in one of the chairs and leaned back. She took out the familiar metal pad and placed it on the table. The pad worked exactly like a key for the holoprogetor. It unlocked her mission and all of the information needed for it. It also was a time/dimension encyclopedia and disguise kit for those hard to blend in dimensions. Very useful. She didn't know how usefully it was going to be...
"No data found" The metallic voice rang. "What?" Kay said standing up and staring at the table. "That can't be right..." She looked at the pad and thought 'Maybe it's not working...' She thought for a minute then said "Perform self check scan" She told the pad. A moment later she heard "Scan complete, no errors." Kay frowned. Maybe the scanner wasn't working. "Perform scan on subject Kay Nair" Kay told the pad. 'This a sure fire way to check...' She thought as she waited for the scan to finish. "Scan complete. Subject is half human and half bird beast from dimension 1749" "Well that's ok..." She murmured "Then what-" And that's all she said before she blacked out.
-Operating room Phase two-
"If you do anything that might kill her you'll probably end up in that wall. Don't mess up" "What's the big deal? You want her out of the way don't you?" "Yeah but you try and kill her when she's out and she automatically retaliates." "How does that work?" "Something to do with the part of her you're removing." "So then you can kill her?" "Not sure...I'm not gonna try it. You wanna find your self imbedded in that wall? Go ahead." "All right, I got it. This is difficult work you know. Even with advanced technology." The speakers were too men in an operating room with Kay being the one operated on. One of the men was sucking something out of her with some difficulty and the other was looking on impatiently. "Hurry it up." He said, "I want to get this thing going." "All right...I think I'm done" The other one said holding a cylindrical container with who know what inside. "Think?" "You wanna check? I'm not even sure what I did!" "Ok, ok. This should be good enough" He sighed and took it and started for the door. "Where are you taking that?" "To the random portal" "I thought we were gonna dump the girl there." "We are." "But...why do both? They could find each other." "By that time, neither will be alive." He said walking out the door.
-Phase Three Random Portal-
Gradually, Kay came to consciousness and opened her eyes. She really wished she hadn't. A feeling like she had been hit by a truck and then eaten something bad was deep in her body and her head. She felt like a part of her had been ripped out, and she wasn't far off. When she finally looked around a glare shot through her blue eyes. She was being held by two strange men, in black uniform and sunglasses. Before her was a arc that seemed to have a bubble coating, with swirling blues, reds, purples and any other color she could see and some she couldn't. Beside the whirl of color a man with striking yellow eyes and yellow and red streaked hair combed over to one side. It was in fact (though she didn't know this) the same man that had over looked her very odd operation. She got an evil vibe from him, and she knew that sort of thing…"Well, well, finally awake Miss Nair?" He asked coolly. "Well I was happy about being awake," Kay said casually (for being held upright by too muscular men) "But then I saw you" A grin spread over her face smugly until he said to her "Don't be so confident this time. You aren't at full strength. More like HALF" He said letting her know 'half' was an important word indeed. A very horrible and chilling feeling creeped up her spine then shot down through her veins. "You…" She said glaring straight through his yellow eyes. "Didn't…" "Oh, but I did. A very good plan too. I know that you can't live without your other half even if you still have one of your bodies. But I'm willing to give you a sporting chance to get it back." He walked in front of the whirling colors and said with his back turned "The Random Portal seems a challenging trial, worthy only of the top agent through time and space. In some world and at some time your other half lies. Are you going to attempt it?" Kay glared at him "Why you little-" "I think you'd better make your choice if you want to have a chance at finding, what you call, Zuda." He said smugly. "How do I know you are telling the truth?" She asked cautiously. "I'm sure you have enough energy to read my mind, especially if I'm inviting you to." Kay looked over his face and glared. "Fine" She said wrenching her arms from the men's' grasp (much to their surprise) and darted into the Random Portal.
TTADHA note-The Random Portal it a portal used to explore the infinite reaches of countless dimensions and times of those dimensions. A person going in will bounce around in the different dimensions/times until they use their pad (which is actually called a PMUP or a Personal Multi-Use Pad) to get them back to HQ. Because The TTADHA hq is not in a dimension at all but in a between space between a dimension that is perfectly rational and one that defines the word insane, there is no way that the random portal can take you back.