Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or Doctor Who. If I did, I would have a lot more money.
Author's Note: My first multi-chapter fic! Hooray!
Doctor Potter
"Harry" began Hermione nervously, "are you sure this will work?"
"Of course I am! Now give me that Polyjuice Potion!"
"Harry, but what if Voldemort realizes it's you?"
"That's why I chose a Muggle Hermione!" laughed Harry confidently.
"Who are you anyway?" Harry chugged the potion. His skin began to bubble and melt, and then in front of Hermione stood a man with messy brown hair, an untucked dress shirt, and a confident gleam in his eye.
"Some guy named the Doctor, why?"
Hermione blinked. "The Doctor? Just the Doctor?"
"Yeah. Weird hu-ughh" Harry groaned and collapsed to the floor. His hands flew to his chest and his breathing came in short gasps.
Hermione dropped to the floor beside him and shook him in a panic. "Harry! HARRY! What's wrong?" Receiving no answer, only more gasping, she pulled his hands away from his chest and pressed her head to where his heart should be-and stopped dead. She frowned and listened harder. Again she heard it, and pulled away. "That's not possible. You can't, no human being has two hearts." Harry finally began to recover and slowly sat up.
"What do you mean, two hearts?" he managed to wheeze out. "I thought the hair was from a Muggle?"
Hermione began pacing, you could almost hear the gears whizzing in her head as she tried to puzzle out this new phenomenon. "Yes," she muttered, "so not a wizard, but two hearts? No human… I'm such an idiot. No human has two hearts Harry! And no magical creature either! Do you know what this means?"
Harry glared. "Yes Hermione, that's why I'm waiting for you to tell me. No, of course I don't know!"
Hermione ignored his outburst and continued as if she hadn't heard anything. "Harry, the hair you took was from an alien!"
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