DTK x Reader
Cupcakes
_ = your name
(p/n) = partner name
(c/f) = cupcake flavor
Italics = thoughts
_ stood in your kitchen trying to perfect your cupcakes. Today it was _'s 1 year anniversary with your boyfriend, Death the Kid. _ was currently in the kitchen trying to perfect the sprinkles topping the delicate icing (which she took the time to make symmetrical). She growled in frustration. "How am I supposed to make the sprinkles symmetrical without messing up the icing!" _ sighed, "He's going to hate them. He wouldn't dare touch something like this!" Suddenly she hearec the doorbell ring. "Shoot" she thought. She answer the door and there waiting for her was Death the Kid with a perfectly symmetrical bouquet in hand. _ mentally died, "this is the end". She welcomed him as he handed her the bouquet, kissing her cheek softly. "Happy one year anniversary, ." Well, at least he wasn't ranting about the asymmetry of the number "1". _ grabbed his hand and lead him into the kitchen nervously, where her cupcakes awaited him. _ held her breath. (Now let's change the stories POV entirely!)
Kid's POV
_ led me into her kitchen and handed me a plate of cupcakes. Everything was symmetrical, BUT the sprinkles. I guess she couldn't help it and I know that she tried. I picked up one of the cupcakes and took a small bite. (c/f), my favorite! I gave _ a giant hug, kissing her on the cheek. "They're delicious and I love them, but not as much as I love you" I say kissing her. Suddenly I saw a flash and turn to see _'s (weapon/meister), (p/n) snapping a picture. She shrieked, " (weapon/meister)! I thought you were taking Liz and Patty to the mall!" I could now hear police sirens and panicked, "LIZ! PATTY!"
NOW FOR THE AFTERMATH!
_ and Kid lived a long happy life together with (number) children
(p/n) lived forever alone but became a death scythe.
Liz and Patty were sentenced to 2 weeks in prison after brutally beating a cashier for not giving them a discount on their shoes.
Blackstar died of blood loss after seeing Tsubaki in the shower
Soul and Maka lived happily ever after and that stuff
Blaire is now constantly stalked by Spirit
The pet shop guy gives Blaire free food to this day
Medusa is still dead
Crona ended up surgically removing ragnarok but is still his meister
Ragnarok ended up in the hospital for weeks after being surgically removed from Crona and spent a month in therapy sessions working on rudeness
Stein died from over-smoking
Lord Death had a German Sprakle party with Party Pants and Rubber Boots
Ox Ford and his friends ended up like Canada (from hetalia), but they made the song "Canadian Please"
Excalibur was executed after the uprising of the pixies, who were fed up with his crap
I, the narrator, ate noodles.
TEH END