Missing Panties
"INUYASHA!" Kagome screamed.
"What? What is it?" Inuyasha came sliding through the flap of the hut in front of Kagome.
Kagome stared venomously at Inuyasha. "Where.. are... my.. undergarments?" She ground out.
"W-what?" Inuyasha started backing up, "What's an 'uhn-der-gahr-mint'?"
"You know what I'm talking about!" Kagome shouted, jabbing him in the chest with a manicured finger.
If Kagome hadn't been staring holes through Inuyasha, she would have seen a certain perverted monk sliding towards the flap of the hut. But Inuyasha saw him over Kagome's shoulder.
"MIROKU!" Inuyasha yelled, running around Kagome.
Miroku sprinted out of Kaede's hut towards the woods.
"Get back here, Miroku! What is Kagome talking about and why are you running away?" Inuyasha bellowed, chasing after the monk, leaving aflustered Kagome behind (They were obviously terrified of the manicured finger to be running so fast..). Unluckily for Miroku, he tripped over the bottom of his long robes and did a face plant in the dirt right before he reached the woods.
Inuyasha stopped when he saw him fall and chuckled, covering his mouth, which soon turned into a full out, ear-splitting, rolling on the ground laugh.
(Near the Goshinboku)
"What's that horrible sound?" Shippou asked bewilderedly, clamping his hands over his sensitive ears.
"I'm not sure, Shippou..." Sango said unsurely, slowly sliding into a defensive stance with Hiraikotsu.
(Miles Away, Somewhere in the Western Lands)
"Bahh! What a terrible sound!" Jaken blurted.
"Sesshoumaru-sama, what's that funny noise?" Rin asked, staring up at said demon with inquisitive eyes.
"I do not know, Rin." Sesshoumaru stated unemotionally, deperately trying to supress a twitch in his right eyebrow.
(Back at the Village)
"Inuyasha! What's that... sound..." Kagome said trailing off when she saw Inuyasha rolling on the ground.
"H-he tripped!" Inuyasha managed to get out between laughs. "On his own robes!"
Kagome looked ahead to where Miroku was laying flat on his face on the ground, and slowly started giggling, trying to stay mad about her missing panties, but the sight in front of her was too hilarious. She tried to control herself, but soon she was laughing just as hard as Inuyasha.
Miroku slowly sat up into a cross-legged position, glad that his little fall distracted Kagome and Inuyasha long enough for him to think of a way to explain the missing garments.
"Are you quite finished?" Miroku asked after fifteen minutes had passed.
Kagome and Inuyasha tried to straighten their faces, but were failing miserably.
"I-I think I'm good now." Kagome finally got out after another couple minutes.
"Y-yeah. I'm okay." Inuyasha sighed, trying to shake off a laugh.
"Now. What in the world happened to all my panties, Miroku?" Kagome steamed, quickly losing her amused face.
"W-well you see," He started unsurely, causing Inuyasha to snort, "There was this panty raiding monster that came into town last night, and I tried to fend him off, b-but he was too much for litle ol' me, and he made off with all your undergarments." Miroku quickly explained with a sweat drop and his best innocent/sympathetic look.
"You don't think she'll actually-" Inuyasha started incredulously.
"Oh! Well then. Okay! Bye!" Kagome said getting up and going back to the hut, leaving Inuyasha and Miroku to stare in disbelief as she retreated back to the hut.
Finally, Inuyasha asked, a devious look on his face, "So, Miroku. Where'd ya hide the undergarments?"
Smirking perversly, Miroku got up and said, "You know? You may be even more perverted than I am Inuyasha."
A/N: Thanks for reading! Just to let you know, this fanfic is also in my other penname, Chiisai Fuko. I reviewed it and decided to put in this penname too! Please tell me what you think:3