"I I'm, uh, I'm, uh,d-drunk."
"Tho?"
"I-I think, ah, I, uh, I think I might, like, ah, vah, uh, vahmot. vahmoot. vahma- vah-"
And then the bastard vomited in the bassist's lap and giggled in slow motion.
It was quite disturbing, actually. Well, at least it would have been had it not happened regularly for as long as any of them could remember. Which, because of copious amounts of alcohol, was not a very far stretch back.