Harvest Moon
Night on the Village
By: Belldandy'sKeiichi
Note: [any text in here is a thought text]
Author's Time: Heh, I think I'm drinking too much coke for my own good to write a story like a script but eh, I don't really care...have fun with this story! Sorry! But it's not like my other story, Chose your future! I've been writing so many romance/humor that I need a reality check in the humor world.
Disclaimer: You know the drill, I own Harvest Moon...
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It was 6:00 am and all the girls were heading off to the Inn for a party.
Ann: Get outta here Cliff! It's a all girls party! *kicks Cliff out the door*
Cliff: Fine! *stomping off to Jack's farm*
It was there annual get together that Ann host every year where they talk, gossip, and get into a lot of trouble. But it seems that something else is going on tonight.
Popuri: *knocks on the Inn's door* Hello? Ann? You there!
Ann: *opens the door* HI Popuri! You're just in time, too bad you're the last one to come though...
Popuri: *smiles* why's that?
Karen: *shouting from across the room* Because you get to get the booze from the back!
Popuri: *sarcastically* wonderful...
Ann walked over to the table where they were all sitting.
Ann: It's good to see that all the girls are here, so let's get down to business.
Mary raised her hand.
Mary: Well, I think we better be careful this year...last year you accused that there was a mass murder at the Inn. Be we were really sleeping and Cliff was tied to the chair with an ax in his hand. From then on out, everyone called him "the lone killer."
Everyone broke out in laughter.
Karen: O man! That was great!
Elli: Do you think that nick name is still around?
(At Jack's home)
Jack: Hey killer! What's up?
Cliff: Jack...don't call me that ever again.... *walks into the house*
Everyone was there: Jack, Cliff, Rick, Kai, Gary, and the Doctor.
Gary: Ok, so we are here to make sure those girls don't get into any trouble this year right?
All: Right!
Kai: Hey Jack! Where do you keep the extra booze!
Jack: *getting up* what! You finished the keg already!!!!
Kai looked back at the keg
Kai: Guess so!
Everyone had a sweat drop on their head.
Rick: That was supposed to last us all night....
Jack: Hey, can't we just go to the winery or something?
Doctor: it's closed remember....
Jack: O yeah...
Cliff: *struck with an idea* I got it! The Inn is still open! Why not go over and check up on them while we get more liquor!
They all looked at him.
Jack: *pushing Cliff to the door* Fine killer, go get it!
Cliff: *did the whole switcheroo on him* O no! It's your party, you go get it!
(At the Inn)
Popuri: So how about that farmer down at the farm near the base of Mother Hill. Is he dreamy or what!
Karen: I guess...I have eye on some other special someone...hehe...
Ann: *nudging Karen* O come on, we're all girls here. You can tell us...
Karen: I think nothing more to him than a friend! Well, a friend that gives gifts every so often at lease...
They all stare at her.
Elli: Well, he always comes to me when he's hurt...
Ann: Well he comes here every night to see me!
Karen: No he isn't. He's just there for the booze like everyone else...
Ann: Is not!
Mary: Ladies! Ladies! Please calm down! ...besides, he always comes over to the library to see me more than the books...
Karen and Ann: What!
Just then, the door creaked open and they saw Jack, trying to sneak in.
Karen: Oh ho ho, look what we have here girls...
They all stared at Jack.
Jack: Whoa...didn't think that everyone will be here...heh...just came by and get another keg is all...
Ann: Jack...you can have all the kegs you want...
Jack: Really?
Karen: It's just going to cost you...*takes out a long piece of rope*
Jack: *starts to sweat* Um...you guys? What are you....AAARG!
(Back at Jack's home)
Cliff: You think he'll survive?
Kai: Nope, he'll get murdered....you think you can help him if he comes back alive? *looks at the Doctor*
Doc: I'm a doctor, not a miracle worker....
(Back at the Inn)
Jack was tied up to a chair, struggling to get free.
Karen: What should we do to her girls?
Popuri: Let's make him smell pretty!
Elli: Let's make him wear girl's cloths!
Jack: Don't do it!
Then, an idea stuck Ann.
Ann: *walked up close to him and sat on his lap* Hello there big boy...
Jack: *all flustered* Wha-What are you doing?
Karen: *catching her drift* O Jack... *rubbing her hands against his body*
Jack: Stop it! *scared to do anything else*
Elli: You're starting to sweat a lot Jack, let me wipe it off. *started to rub his hair*
(Back at Jack's)
Rick: I'm getting worried...it's been and hour since he left...do you think they ate him alive?
Just then, there was a loud knock on the door. Kai opened it and Jack, along with the chair and keg fell through it.
Cliff: O man! They tortured him! Ew ...and they made him smell pretty...
They untied Jack.
Jack: That's it, I'm not going there for booze every again! How about a game of truth and dare?
They all looked at him.
(Back at the Inn)
Popuri: *laughing* That was great! That face was priceless!
They continued to laugh and mimicked what happened.
Karen: Ok girls, let's get down to the gossip...does anyone have anything good?
Ann: *smiling* Well, I do...I'll have to say that our little Elli is growing up...
Elli: Ann! Don't tell them!
Ann: It's too hard to resist! I was going to the clinic one night and there, on the examination table, out little Elli was making out with the doctor! *pointing at Elli with shock*
They all gasped.
Mary: Is it true?
Elli: Of course not!
Ann: *wiping out pictures* I have pictures of it!
Elli: *wided eyed* What!
Everyone gathered around.
Elli: What about you little miss tomboy!
They all turned around to look at Elli.
Ann: What about me?
Elli: Like I don't know about you and o...Cliff!
They gasp.
Ann: *hesitant* I-I don't know what you are talking about....
Elli: Cut the crap! Saying I made out with the doc...how about you, making out in the kitchen with Cliff!
They turned to Ann
Ann: What!
Elli: Yes, you father told me to get some eggs in the refrigerator. So I causally walk in, minding my own business when I saw it. Ann, pinned against the fridge, playing tonsil hockey with Cliff!
Karen: No way!
Mary: Is it true?
Popuri: Ew...playing tonsil hockey against the fridge...who won?
Ann: No one won because we didn't do it!
Elli: And that's not all! Afterwards you invited Cliff to your room! And by the sounds coming from the room, I'd say you two were having a ball.
Ann: Now that didn't happen and I can prove it! I got a stomach ache and I called Karen!
Karen: O yeah...Now I remember...you were sick and had to be escorted to the hospital...by the time I got there though you were almost out of breath...
They continued to look at Ann.
Ann: Well I was sick and...
Just then, the door flung open and Cliff stood there.
Popuri: Oooo, looks like we can ask to see if this is really true...
Cliff: *stuttering* M-Mind If I G-G-Get a cup of S-S-Sugar? *holding a measuring cup.
(Back at Jack's)
Jack: *laughing hysterically*
Gary: Can't believe you dared him to get a cup of sugar from the Inn...
Kai: They are going to change his gender....
Doc: I really don't think that's possible...
Rick: Dunno...girls with liquor...
Just then, Cliff suddenly burst through the door with a cup of sugar.
Cliff: I got it....
Everyone laughed at him because he was wearing a dress.
Jack: Nice tu tu killer!
(Back at the Inn)
Ann: *thinking* Thank you God that they finally changed the subject...
Popuri: o Ann?
Ann turned around and looked at everyone.
Ann: What?
Popuri: We suddenly go this great idea...all you need to do is go over to Jack's house and say hi to them.
She raised an eye brow.
Ann: I don't get it...
Karen: But you will...once we are done with you...
Ann: Wait! What you going to do to me!
(Back at Jack's)
Kai: O damn...out of liquor again...
Jack: Hell no! You get it this time Kai!
Kai: God! You're so whinny...
Again, the door was kicked open and there stood a girl, wearing a sparkling dress, deep eye shadow, long orange hair and curled up eye lashed.
Girl: Hiya big boys...I was just wondering if you needed any more liquor...there is some more at the Inn.
All the guys did nothing but stare.
Girl: Hmm...ok, you're always welcome if you just come *winks at them*
She walked off but they were still spell bound.
Kai: Was...was that Ann?
Cliff: I don't know...nor do I really care right now...
Jack: How did she get so feminine all of a sudden...
Rick: I don't know...maybe it's the alcohol that's doing this...
Kai: Hey hey! You're the boss Jack, I'll get more liquor! *runs off*
Doc: NO! It's a trap!
But it was too late, he was gone.
10 Minutes later...
Jack: Ha ha ha ha ha!
Kai: Stop laughing at me...it's not very funny...
Rick: Sure it is! You go the dress, perfume combo!
Kai: Shut up already and listen! I got a plan that we can use against them.
Everyone crowed around and started to listen.
(Back at the Inn)
Everyone was giving each other high fives
Karen: Way to play with their minds Ann.
Ann: That's good and all but get this crap off me... *rubs her face*
Just then, the doors to the Inn were kicked open. They all looked at the doorway and saw all six men, standing there.
Mary: O my god! They're pissed at us and they're going to kill us!
Gary: We're not going to kill anyone! We just want to hang out also...we know a lot of great gossip...
All the girls looked at them and they shut the door.
Popuri: So when did guys listen to gossip?
Karen: Something is fishy here....
Rick: Nothing's fishy here, we just want to talk. Did you know for example that Cliff had been turned down 14 times?
Cliff: Rick! I trusted you with that secret!
Rick: And no of them ended in a happy ending either!
Cliff: Rick!
Jack: O and did you also know that Kai and Popuri have been secretly going out for the last 2 weeks?
Kai: Jack!
Rick: What! Eww man, that's gross! You're swooning after my sister!
Karen: Popuri! Why didn't you tell us!
Kai: o really? Like I don't know that you are swooning after her best friend Karen!
All: Ooooooo
Ann: Karen! I thought we were best friends!
Jack: Ok! OK! Calm down! How about a drinking contest? How about...a tournament to be more to the point.
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Elli: Oooo...what a night...*rubbing her head*
Doc: You're telling me... *waking up next to her in bed*
Elli: EEEEE!!!!
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Karen: What the hell! *jumping out of bed*
Rich: *arising form the same bed* I don't remember much...but there was a lot of drinking...and a lot of kissing in that matter...hehe...
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Mary: Why are you in my bed!
Gary: I told you I can't remember much...but...
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Kai: ...but you were wild that night. Maybe you drank too much...
Popuri: *faints*
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Ann: Eww! We didn't do it...do we?! *Discussed*
Cliff: We almost didn't, but you kept on insisting...
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Rick: That...
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Doc: we...
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Gary: should...
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Kai: do...
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Cliff: ...it.
All the girls rush into the 1st level of the Inn when Jack was sitting there.
Jack: Morning girls, sleep well?
Karen: Don't toy with us Jack! We're not in the mood!
Jack: o really? But it seems you guys had fun last night...and I have to admit...the most noise came from Ann's room.
They all looked at Ann and Cliff.
Jack: It seems like you two knew what you were doing in there....
All the girls froze there in shock.
Jack: Oooo, look at the time, let's go you guys, we have to help set up for the cow festival...we'll see you girls later...
All the guys walked out as the girls just stood here. Outside, they were giving low fives to each other.
Kai: You think we should tell them the truth?
Gary: You mean that we just got them drunk 'til they collapse and just sneaked into their bed and slept there?
Kai: yeah
Jack: Nah, don't, well just let them suffer for awhile....right killer?
Cliff: Don't call me killer....
The End
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Ah...much better...now back to writing romance/humor stuff again....
Night on the Village
By: Belldandy'sKeiichi
Note: [any text in here is a thought text]
Author's Time: Heh, I think I'm drinking too much coke for my own good to write a story like a script but eh, I don't really care...have fun with this story! Sorry! But it's not like my other story, Chose your future! I've been writing so many romance/humor that I need a reality check in the humor world.
Disclaimer: You know the drill, I own Harvest Moon...
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It was 6:00 am and all the girls were heading off to the Inn for a party.
Ann: Get outta here Cliff! It's a all girls party! *kicks Cliff out the door*
Cliff: Fine! *stomping off to Jack's farm*
It was there annual get together that Ann host every year where they talk, gossip, and get into a lot of trouble. But it seems that something else is going on tonight.
Popuri: *knocks on the Inn's door* Hello? Ann? You there!
Ann: *opens the door* HI Popuri! You're just in time, too bad you're the last one to come though...
Popuri: *smiles* why's that?
Karen: *shouting from across the room* Because you get to get the booze from the back!
Popuri: *sarcastically* wonderful...
Ann walked over to the table where they were all sitting.
Ann: It's good to see that all the girls are here, so let's get down to business.
Mary raised her hand.
Mary: Well, I think we better be careful this year...last year you accused that there was a mass murder at the Inn. Be we were really sleeping and Cliff was tied to the chair with an ax in his hand. From then on out, everyone called him "the lone killer."
Everyone broke out in laughter.
Karen: O man! That was great!
Elli: Do you think that nick name is still around?
(At Jack's home)
Jack: Hey killer! What's up?
Cliff: Jack...don't call me that ever again.... *walks into the house*
Everyone was there: Jack, Cliff, Rick, Kai, Gary, and the Doctor.
Gary: Ok, so we are here to make sure those girls don't get into any trouble this year right?
All: Right!
Kai: Hey Jack! Where do you keep the extra booze!
Jack: *getting up* what! You finished the keg already!!!!
Kai looked back at the keg
Kai: Guess so!
Everyone had a sweat drop on their head.
Rick: That was supposed to last us all night....
Jack: Hey, can't we just go to the winery or something?
Doctor: it's closed remember....
Jack: O yeah...
Cliff: *struck with an idea* I got it! The Inn is still open! Why not go over and check up on them while we get more liquor!
They all looked at him.
Jack: *pushing Cliff to the door* Fine killer, go get it!
Cliff: *did the whole switcheroo on him* O no! It's your party, you go get it!
(At the Inn)
Popuri: So how about that farmer down at the farm near the base of Mother Hill. Is he dreamy or what!
Karen: I guess...I have eye on some other special someone...hehe...
Ann: *nudging Karen* O come on, we're all girls here. You can tell us...
Karen: I think nothing more to him than a friend! Well, a friend that gives gifts every so often at lease...
They all stare at her.
Elli: Well, he always comes to me when he's hurt...
Ann: Well he comes here every night to see me!
Karen: No he isn't. He's just there for the booze like everyone else...
Ann: Is not!
Mary: Ladies! Ladies! Please calm down! ...besides, he always comes over to the library to see me more than the books...
Karen and Ann: What!
Just then, the door creaked open and they saw Jack, trying to sneak in.
Karen: Oh ho ho, look what we have here girls...
They all stared at Jack.
Jack: Whoa...didn't think that everyone will be here...heh...just came by and get another keg is all...
Ann: Jack...you can have all the kegs you want...
Jack: Really?
Karen: It's just going to cost you...*takes out a long piece of rope*
Jack: *starts to sweat* Um...you guys? What are you....AAARG!
(Back at Jack's home)
Cliff: You think he'll survive?
Kai: Nope, he'll get murdered....you think you can help him if he comes back alive? *looks at the Doctor*
Doc: I'm a doctor, not a miracle worker....
(Back at the Inn)
Jack was tied up to a chair, struggling to get free.
Karen: What should we do to her girls?
Popuri: Let's make him smell pretty!
Elli: Let's make him wear girl's cloths!
Jack: Don't do it!
Then, an idea stuck Ann.
Ann: *walked up close to him and sat on his lap* Hello there big boy...
Jack: *all flustered* Wha-What are you doing?
Karen: *catching her drift* O Jack... *rubbing her hands against his body*
Jack: Stop it! *scared to do anything else*
Elli: You're starting to sweat a lot Jack, let me wipe it off. *started to rub his hair*
(Back at Jack's)
Rick: I'm getting worried...it's been and hour since he left...do you think they ate him alive?
Just then, there was a loud knock on the door. Kai opened it and Jack, along with the chair and keg fell through it.
Cliff: O man! They tortured him! Ew ...and they made him smell pretty...
They untied Jack.
Jack: That's it, I'm not going there for booze every again! How about a game of truth and dare?
They all looked at him.
(Back at the Inn)
Popuri: *laughing* That was great! That face was priceless!
They continued to laugh and mimicked what happened.
Karen: Ok girls, let's get down to the gossip...does anyone have anything good?
Ann: *smiling* Well, I do...I'll have to say that our little Elli is growing up...
Elli: Ann! Don't tell them!
Ann: It's too hard to resist! I was going to the clinic one night and there, on the examination table, out little Elli was making out with the doctor! *pointing at Elli with shock*
They all gasped.
Mary: Is it true?
Elli: Of course not!
Ann: *wiping out pictures* I have pictures of it!
Elli: *wided eyed* What!
Everyone gathered around.
Elli: What about you little miss tomboy!
They all turned around to look at Elli.
Ann: What about me?
Elli: Like I don't know about you and o...Cliff!
They gasp.
Ann: *hesitant* I-I don't know what you are talking about....
Elli: Cut the crap! Saying I made out with the doc...how about you, making out in the kitchen with Cliff!
They turned to Ann
Ann: What!
Elli: Yes, you father told me to get some eggs in the refrigerator. So I causally walk in, minding my own business when I saw it. Ann, pinned against the fridge, playing tonsil hockey with Cliff!
Karen: No way!
Mary: Is it true?
Popuri: Ew...playing tonsil hockey against the fridge...who won?
Ann: No one won because we didn't do it!
Elli: And that's not all! Afterwards you invited Cliff to your room! And by the sounds coming from the room, I'd say you two were having a ball.
Ann: Now that didn't happen and I can prove it! I got a stomach ache and I called Karen!
Karen: O yeah...Now I remember...you were sick and had to be escorted to the hospital...by the time I got there though you were almost out of breath...
They continued to look at Ann.
Ann: Well I was sick and...
Just then, the door flung open and Cliff stood there.
Popuri: Oooo, looks like we can ask to see if this is really true...
Cliff: *stuttering* M-Mind If I G-G-Get a cup of S-S-Sugar? *holding a measuring cup.
(Back at Jack's)
Jack: *laughing hysterically*
Gary: Can't believe you dared him to get a cup of sugar from the Inn...
Kai: They are going to change his gender....
Doc: I really don't think that's possible...
Rick: Dunno...girls with liquor...
Just then, Cliff suddenly burst through the door with a cup of sugar.
Cliff: I got it....
Everyone laughed at him because he was wearing a dress.
Jack: Nice tu tu killer!
(Back at the Inn)
Ann: *thinking* Thank you God that they finally changed the subject...
Popuri: o Ann?
Ann turned around and looked at everyone.
Ann: What?
Popuri: We suddenly go this great idea...all you need to do is go over to Jack's house and say hi to them.
She raised an eye brow.
Ann: I don't get it...
Karen: But you will...once we are done with you...
Ann: Wait! What you going to do to me!
(Back at Jack's)
Kai: O damn...out of liquor again...
Jack: Hell no! You get it this time Kai!
Kai: God! You're so whinny...
Again, the door was kicked open and there stood a girl, wearing a sparkling dress, deep eye shadow, long orange hair and curled up eye lashed.
Girl: Hiya big boys...I was just wondering if you needed any more liquor...there is some more at the Inn.
All the guys did nothing but stare.
Girl: Hmm...ok, you're always welcome if you just come *winks at them*
She walked off but they were still spell bound.
Kai: Was...was that Ann?
Cliff: I don't know...nor do I really care right now...
Jack: How did she get so feminine all of a sudden...
Rick: I don't know...maybe it's the alcohol that's doing this...
Kai: Hey hey! You're the boss Jack, I'll get more liquor! *runs off*
Doc: NO! It's a trap!
But it was too late, he was gone.
10 Minutes later...
Jack: Ha ha ha ha ha!
Kai: Stop laughing at me...it's not very funny...
Rick: Sure it is! You go the dress, perfume combo!
Kai: Shut up already and listen! I got a plan that we can use against them.
Everyone crowed around and started to listen.
(Back at the Inn)
Everyone was giving each other high fives
Karen: Way to play with their minds Ann.
Ann: That's good and all but get this crap off me... *rubs her face*
Just then, the doors to the Inn were kicked open. They all looked at the doorway and saw all six men, standing there.
Mary: O my god! They're pissed at us and they're going to kill us!
Gary: We're not going to kill anyone! We just want to hang out also...we know a lot of great gossip...
All the girls looked at them and they shut the door.
Popuri: So when did guys listen to gossip?
Karen: Something is fishy here....
Rick: Nothing's fishy here, we just want to talk. Did you know for example that Cliff had been turned down 14 times?
Cliff: Rick! I trusted you with that secret!
Rick: And no of them ended in a happy ending either!
Cliff: Rick!
Jack: O and did you also know that Kai and Popuri have been secretly going out for the last 2 weeks?
Kai: Jack!
Rick: What! Eww man, that's gross! You're swooning after my sister!
Karen: Popuri! Why didn't you tell us!
Kai: o really? Like I don't know that you are swooning after her best friend Karen!
All: Ooooooo
Ann: Karen! I thought we were best friends!
Jack: Ok! OK! Calm down! How about a drinking contest? How about...a tournament to be more to the point.
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Elli: Oooo...what a night...*rubbing her head*
Doc: You're telling me... *waking up next to her in bed*
Elli: EEEEE!!!!
**
Karen: What the hell! *jumping out of bed*
Rich: *arising form the same bed* I don't remember much...but there was a lot of drinking...and a lot of kissing in that matter...hehe...
**
Mary: Why are you in my bed!
Gary: I told you I can't remember much...but...
**
Kai: ...but you were wild that night. Maybe you drank too much...
Popuri: *faints*
**
Ann: Eww! We didn't do it...do we?! *Discussed*
Cliff: We almost didn't, but you kept on insisting...
**
Rick: That...
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Doc: we...
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Gary: should...
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Kai: do...
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Cliff: ...it.
All the girls rush into the 1st level of the Inn when Jack was sitting there.
Jack: Morning girls, sleep well?
Karen: Don't toy with us Jack! We're not in the mood!
Jack: o really? But it seems you guys had fun last night...and I have to admit...the most noise came from Ann's room.
They all looked at Ann and Cliff.
Jack: It seems like you two knew what you were doing in there....
All the girls froze there in shock.
Jack: Oooo, look at the time, let's go you guys, we have to help set up for the cow festival...we'll see you girls later...
All the guys walked out as the girls just stood here. Outside, they were giving low fives to each other.
Kai: You think we should tell them the truth?
Gary: You mean that we just got them drunk 'til they collapse and just sneaked into their bed and slept there?
Kai: yeah
Jack: Nah, don't, well just let them suffer for awhile....right killer?
Cliff: Don't call me killer....
The End
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Ah...much better...now back to writing romance/humor stuff again....