~chapter1~

First fanfic so please gimme comments3

and Im still getting the hang of working on this site

Thankyou^^ /enjoy

'WAKE UP TIME! WAKE UP TIME! WAKE UP TIME!'

Booms my alarm, I must turn off! I slam my fist down onto the alarm clock Gumball made me.

It is the day that is a day away from my 16th birthday!

So I had to wake up and be alive and ready to kick butt, look at butt, and maybe, touch butt.

I got my human booty outta bed and gave way to a looong yawn and stretch. My hair tickles my back as each golden strand falls into a perfectly imperfect mess. I look in the mirror, what a hot mess I am. Short blue pyjamie pants rolled up all the way, nearly revealing my cute bunny panties that I cherish and love. My shirt strap is falling down and the corner of my, isn't it obvious, matching bunny bra is being revealed.

Then a voice in the room states with a cheeky tone, ''Hot.'' It was Marshall-lee, mah long time Vampire King bud who likes to engage in sexy conversations with me.

''Hay Marshy, show yourself! Or fear universe hickeys..'' I say in a sarcasticly evil-dude way.

Then it's like he's taken an invisibility cloak off, like in that one movie BMO showed Cake and me, Hairy Potty? I dunno. But all of a sudden he's just there. Today Marshall decided to float about in his not-average attire. Tracksuit pants and a cool looking shirt, BMTH? Probably one of his old kid shirts.

''Duude, whats up with the gettup?'' I ask.

''Dont be hatin' guuurl.''

''What?''

''Nothing,'' he grins all poo brain-like. ''I just wanted to play video games and stare at your butt and stuff.'' He winks.

I will admit that I always found Marshall attractive, and I kinda always wanted to kiss him and hold hands with him and stuff. But it really was weird, cos it was like having a crush on my brother, who was also my personal pervert.

''Marshy your so stoopidy.'' I say, but I'm kinda blushing cos he's kinda really attractive and cool.

''Yeah, '' he pauses, ''but for serious I actually wanna find out what you want for your birthdaaay!''

I stop to think, I have everything I want and I dont need anything.. But I still feel like there's something I need. Maybe I needa get soomething for myself! From a cave or something!

''Say no more BunnyWabbitFeeWee, I have used my mathematical vampire skillz to read your mind.''

''Marshal! Privacy! I need privacy you butt.'' I was a little pissed off but I got over it cos I tell Marshall everything anyways. I make that PPPPFFFFFFFF sound and decide to change but still stay on subject. ''Do you wanna come exploring with me then, maybe strangle some pixies.'' I grin really wide.

Now Marsh is laaughing his undead head off, he's even started to cry! I'm confused.

''Fionna!'' He says inbetween laughing fits, ''Only boys can strangle pixies!''

''WHAT?! Please I wanna strangle pixies!''

''Fi!'' Marsh has absolutley lost it. He is beyond poobrain he's just a watermelon named Stanley now. So I just decided to watch him laugh and laugh and laugh. It was kinda cute. Hehehh, I feel like a pervert but he's just so cute when he's happy. He's clutching his stomach and his heads thrown back. Now I'm grinning all poobrain like.

Oh he's started to cool down. ''Hahah, cmon Fi, get dressed, we can go explore some cave or hole in the ground somewhere.''

''WOOOOOOP! Get outta maah room Marshy I needa get dressed so I can kick but, look at butt, and maybe, touch butt.''