This came to me when i was really bored, it may not be good. That being said i will mention that i do not own anything but an iPod and my immagination.


"Natsu Dragoneel you had better get your but in this car before I personally shove you in it." Lisanna said trying her hardest to be intimidating.

Natsu laughed "You're kidding me right?"

Lisanna pouted "Natsu I am doing this for your own good."

He gasped "Says the girl that can't even walk in a straight line."

Lisanna frowned "That's not fair; I choose to walk in a curved line."

Natsu smirked "There's a difference between walking in zig zags and walking like you're drunk.

Lisanna sniffled as tears rolled down her cheeks, she sunk to her knees. "But Natsu you can die, if you don't get medical attention you can die. If you die what will I do? What will Happy do? Natsu fairy tale won't be the same without you." Natsu leaned down and put a hand on the girls shoulder but Lisanna would not be swayed. "Remember Natsu…Master said that if you use all of your magical abilities it can be life threatening. He said that it is especially dangerous the first time."

Natsu sunk to his knees as he clutched his head. "Natsu," Lisanna said "It's the fastest way."

Natsu groaned inwardly knowing he was making the dumbest mistake ever. He nodded as she helped him into the magic powered carriage.

She took the front seat and they started to move. Natsu sighed as they head at least one hundred and fifty kilometers per hour. He covered his mouth and stomach as the car took a violent swerve to the left and then to the right. He groaned desperately wishing for this ride to be over.

"How much longer, will it be?" He squeaked as he managed to become even more nauseas as the carriage rolled along.

Lisanna smiled "About one more minute."

Natsu gasped just how fast had she been driving? He remained quiet as his headache worsened.

The carriage came to a screeching halt as they arrived at the guild. Master had come out to see what the ruckus was about and he had seen Lisanna in the driver's seat and Natsu looking like he was going to puke.

He laughed "What happened to you too."

Lisanna looked at Master "He used almost all of his magical abilities, He could die, remember you told us so."

Master chuckled "That's not true I only told you that so you wouldn't go and drain all your powers, of course he had to go and do so. The worst thing that could happen to him that he could get a bad headache."

"Do you feel nauseas too?"

Master shook his head "That was because of your driving."

Natsu growled grabbing master's shirt "You mean I endured all that pain for nothing."

Natsu let go and stormed into the guild a dark aura all around him. Lisanna and master followed silently behind him.

"You got to admit who lets a nine year old drive a carriage." said master as Lisanna broke into laughter. Let's just say that it took them a week to get the idiotic dragon slayer to step within a hundred feet of a carriage. It took them a month and some interference from Erza to get him into a carriage.


A/N: She was only trying to be helpful. I was going to make an AU one about Lucy and how she gives Natsu a ride after she gets her drivers licence but I am too lazy.