Ok to start off
Disclaimer: WE OWN NOTHING!!! (not even Roxas)
Eddie: so since we use this type of writing a lot, I figure we should just keep it in one big story thingy. So just me for this, no Alex.
Axel: Finally!!!
Roxas: Yes!! *air punch*
Eddie: Also, introducing our Mary Sue, Kuramu-sensei!
Kuramu: I'm typing…and editing…and keeping Alex locked away somewhere…
Eddie: any way, ONTO THE STORY OF THE DAY!!!
We see our heroes strolling down a side walk, when Sora sees a boy that looks like him only with blond hair. Could that be Roxas he thinks. Of course he thinks that whenever he sees a blond with blue eyes, but this time he was right, it was Roxas.
Roxas: what is this?
Eddie: nothing.
Alex: *trapped somewhere* Mmph.
Actually, it's a chibi Cloud, but what does Sora know?
Eddie: Hey! I said it was Roxas.
Kuramu: *typing* How can you be sure?
Roxas: *keyblade summon*
Kuramu: *katana summon* You feeling lucky, punk?
Eddie: Uh guys? Story? Hello???
When the blond, spiky haired boy summoned two keyblades, Sora was positive that this was his Nobody. "ROXAS!" he shouted, racing ahead of his two friends to reach the blond.
"Huh? Who's Roxas?" Kairi asked, looking at Riku with confused eyes.
"You don't want to know," Riku sighed. "Let's go get some ice cream while Sora chats with him."
"Yay! Ice Cream! What kind?"
"Sea salt, of course. Is there any other kind?"
"No."
Eddie: Is there any other kind?
Roxas: I've searched…and I haven't found any. Square Enix needs a better menu.
"Is that really you, Roxas?" Sora asked, skidding to a stop. Which was rather difficult in his size infinity shoes. Roxas stared at him for a moment, a rather dazed look on his face.
"Who are you?"
"You…you don't recognize me? I…I'm Sora. Your Other?" Sora stared at him.
"Oh," Roxas shrugged and walked off. "Okay, whatever."
Eddie: That was cold, dude.
Roxas: Well, I don't remember him. I didn't even remember Axel, and he's my bestest friend…KURAMU!
Kuramu: What?
Roxas: This script is horrible. I'd never say that.
Axel: But…but…aren't you my bestest friend? *puppy dog eyes*
Roxas: No fair!
Sora stood dazed, as the Nobody walked off, his keyblades disappearing as he entered a small arcade. There, leaning against the DDR machine, was a boy in a beanie. "Seifer, I'm here to take back the title of Dance Master," Roxas said as he placed some munny in the machine.
"I'd like to see you try," Seifer challenged. Sora stared as his Nobody proceeded to beat Seifer on Extreme Mode.
"I can't dance. How can he?" Sora wondered.
"Yo, Roxas. You ready for a real challenge?" a man asked as he walked into the arcade. Sora stared at the bright red hair that spiked out in every direction.
"Yeah, Axel, why not?" Roxas smirked. "Bet I can beat you."
"No one can beat the Fury of Dancing Flames!" another man walked in the door. Sora was wondering where these people got their hair done. This man had a spiked Mohawk that ended in a mullet.
"See? Even Demyx thinks I'll thrash you on DDR," Axel smirked.
Roxas: How does this have to do with anything?
Eddie: You need to teach Sora to dance.
Kuramu: Duh.
Sora watched, amazed as Axel and Roxas danced in sync to the techno beat, neither missing a beat as they hopped around on the platforms. A small crowd had gathered to watch them groove. "They're pretty good, aren't they?" a voice asked from behind him. Sora yelped in surprise and turned to see another strangely haired man standing behind him. This one had bangs that covered half of his face.
Eddie: Stop typing so fast!
Kuramu: *is a typing master*
Zexion: You're screwing up my introduction!
Eddie: Oh, sorry. Don't use your lexicon thing of evil on me.
"You're Sora, right?" Zexion asked. Sora nodded, staring at the strange youth. "And Roxas doesn't remember you?" Sora shook his head. "And you are apparently either in shock or mute, because you aren't talking."
"Sorry, I'm just curious. Who does your hair? My friend Riku needs a new haircut, he looks kinda girly with his hair as long at it is, and not spiked."
"Oh," Zexion shrugged. "Namine does mine. Demyx and Axel just wake up looking like that. Roxas…has permanent Swirly Hair."
"Ouch," Sora winced.
Roxas: What?!
Axel: Well, that's what it looks like. And you spend so much time in the bathroom getting ready everyday, we just assumed.
Roxas: I hate you all. *keyblade punch*
Axel: Ow. *faints*
Sora looked over to see that Roxas was taking a break and Demyx and Axel had taken over the DDR to dance to Bumblebee by Smile DK. At this point, a woman walked into the arcade and shoved Demyx off, beating Axel with her fast moves. All Sora could think was "Are those antennae on her head?"
"Larxene! Why'd you do that?" Demyx asked, picking himself up off the floor.
"You suck at dancing. Leave that to your water clones," she sneered at him. "And besides, I'm the best dancer on DDR in the entire Organization. Not even Xaldin can beat me!"
"I challenge you to a dance off!" Roxas stepped up. "I know I can beat you!"
"As if," another man walked into the arcade. Sora blinked as he took in the scarred face and one eye of the man. He also wondered if Riku could wear a ponytail like the man.
"Ah, Xigbar, glad you could join us," Larxene smirked. "You can account for my dance skills."
"Sure. She put Xaldin to shame last week," Xigbar commented. "And then, he went and stabbed someone with his lances. It was so cool!"
Eddie: Does anyone know where this is going?
Roxas: But…ibba…wubba…YOU'RE THE WRITER!
Kuramu: *evil snicker*
That being said, Xigbar walked over to the shooting games and proceeded to trounce Seifer's record. Seifer, now having both of his records being destroyed, was crying into Fuu's shoulder. Fuu looked ready to shoot someone herself. Rai was looking rather uncomfortable watching his leader break down like that. Unaware of the drama, Roxas and Larxene had ended in a tie. Larxene proceeded to overload the machine with quarters. "You broke it!" Axel stared.
"We'll take this to the street then!" Larxene shouted. "I will show you who the better dancer is!"
Alex: *bursting into the room* STOP THE STORY!
Eddie: Oh crud…
Kuramu: How the…?
Alex: You *points at Eddie* You are so dead!
Kuramu: *evil snicker* I'll just continue while he mistakenly blames Eddie for locking him up. See you in the next chapter!
Eddie: Please, PLEASE, review. We need ideas and other stuff. So please I beg of you!!!