A/N: for the record, none of my fanfiction will look like this. This was written in three seconds when my roommate said the first line and I turned it into a poem. That's all.

Get on my dick/And ride my dick/Until the end of time

Cause on my dick/Riding my dick/You'll see that you are mine

Oh my dick/You'll love my dick/Why will you want to fight

Cause on my dick/Riding my dick/You'll see that I am right