Enter Ami.
Enter Taiki.
Taiki poop on AMi
"WAAA" go Ami. "TAIKI Y?"
you are bad girl Ami - Taiki
Ami get mad. Ami bit Taiki.
"NOOO" scream Taiki. " i cant walk i cant run i cant fly!"
Taiki dyes ami hiar PINK!
but my hair is BLUE!
nooooooooooo
Ami go after Taiki pony tail
Ami rip off Taiki pony tail
Taiki is overcome with grief. Taiki throw self off cliff
Ami steal taiki tail and put on her own head now she is taiki
yaten show up but ami body swap with yaten and now yaten taiki and taiki yaten
BUT PLOT WIST THE REAL TAIKI SHOW UP
YOU ARE NO ME - he told them
YES I IS YOU ARE DU
I LOVE YOU BANANA! said Taiki
Ami forgive taiki. Ami let guard down
While ami guard down, Taiki steal ami pony tail back and it become taiki pony tale
Ami go for taiki tale again
taiki is ready this time
he bits off ami hand
I CANT DO MATH cri ami
NOw I AM NOTHING
ami smash face in toilet, but then she start to drown
taiki has change of heart
taiki save am
ami steal tale back
but she also grew her own tail in the mean time so now she has two tails
she is now sailor moon
sailor moon show up and get mad at ami
im, sorry said ami
i dont forgive said moon
sailor moon call seiya
super seiya 3 show up
seiya kill ami
but then he think he killed taiki
he is nothing without 3 lights
they are 2 lights
2 is an odd number
seiya throw self off cliff
seiya/usagi shippers get pooped on
pooooop yells mamoru happy to have no competition
but low and behold, ami is competition because ami stole seiya ponytale b4 he fall
i am seiay said ami
ur not said taiki
yes u am said moon
then we can be togeterh taiki tell ami
ami overcome with joy
ami hug taiki
taiki steal all ami tales
taiki is now super starlight
he kill galaxia with one hit
KO! he yell as galaxia du
i am top banana
you are bottom banana he tell only remain starlight yaten
yaten is mad
yaten throw seiyataiki off cliff
but he fly up
he one hit kill yaten
ami cry
ami sad
taiki sad
ami eat ami sleep
taiki eat sacrificial meatloaf
sailor moon wept
her tear become sieya
seiya come back
seiya try to stp the great taiki
but taiki 2 strong
taiki ALL POWAHHH
taiki eat seiya
taiki eat usagi
taiki eat mamoru
taiki finish them off with cup of tea
no taikki dont do this said ami
i do it anyway said atiko
no taiki no
ytes
no
yes
pls taiki
daww fine said taiki
he surrender to ami love
thehy get married
they have kid
they name it seiya in memery of seiya
little seiya grow up and kil taiki and ami
there is world peace and little seiya is rule of crystal tokyo
fin