Gift From Japan
Renee Young is stunned by what Jon has brought back from Japan.
Okay this idea just popped in my head after seeing a Jon Moxley promo from Japan and some funny fan art on Twitter.
When Renee Young had fallen in love with Jon she knew he was different. His reputation proceeded him to say the least. The scars from years of death matches, she could handle. His rejection of social media she found charming. His sense of humor and willingness to work in dirty puns she loved. How he refused to watch any Disney movie ever she would tolerate. Even his desire to leave the WWE and "Get back to being a wrestler not a damn prop comic" she could understand. But this was to far. "Most people would happy to get a gift from Japan," Jon says as she drove back to there place. For the past week Jon had been overseas working for New Japan Pro Wrestling. "Jon even for you this is insane. You broke the law," Renee says concerned. "It will be fine," Jon claims. Renee was tempted to look in the backseat but was to afraid she would freak out again.
"Maybe you could take it back," Renee says. "Well I'm not going back to Japan until the G-1 and that is not until July. And that might be tricky since I have to go to Dallas first and than fly to Tokyo," Jon says yawning and stretching in the passenger seat. It amazed and worried her how calm he was right now. She on the other hand had visions of Wrestler Causes International Incident dancing in her head. "Did you even think before you did this? I mean we both travel all the time," Renee reminds him. "We will figure it out push comes shove one of the neighbors can check on it when we aren't around," Jon says. "The neighbors? Jon you don't tell more people when you broke the law," Renee yells. "You don't tell a snitch. I think our neighbors are cool," Jon claims.
"I just don't get possessed you to do this? I mean you took a living thing from Japan and brought back to the United States. You forged costumes papers and lied to Homeland Security," Renee reminds him. "Come on Renee look at that face and put yourself in my shoes. It was hurt and helpless my heart strings got tugged at," Jon claims. "Jon he's not a dog in a please adopt a recuse commercial. He's a person," Renee says looking at Shota Umino who sat in the backseat looking very confused. "Okay look since you are so worried when we get home I'll get a big box drill some holes and ship him back," Jon says. We are both going to jail," Renee says.
"Mr. Moxley I am very hungry," Shota says. "Hey Renee pull over up here. Shota little buddy get ready to try some real American food its called McDonald's. If you remember nothing else of our time together it's McDonald's is good, Burger King can go fuck itself, and Wendy's really depends on where you go," Jon says. "Okay," Shota says. "Does he even speak English?" Renee asks. "I think so. Shota you speak English?"