May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Captain Pew please stand up?
I repeat:
Will the real Captain Pew please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here...
Y'all act like you've never seen a siege tank before
Marines all on the floor
Zerglings running in, bursting the doors
More zerglings getting their ass kicked worst than before
Thinking they can settle the little score with the medic whore
It's the return of the "Oh no, wait, you're kidding.
He didn't kill who I think he did, did he?"
And Shadow says...
Nothing, you idiots!
Shadow's dead!
He's locked in my bunker!
Terran women love Captain Pew
Shimber me timbers Captain Pew
I'm sick of you
Look at you!
Walking around
Making the you know what
Blowing up you know who
Yeah, but he's so rugged though
Yeah, I probably got a couple of zergs up in my head loose
But it's not worst than that infested Terran there sipping juice
Sometimes, I just wanna hurt those fucking zerglings
You know, stuff like stop the queen from binging and purging
My bum is on yer lisk
My bum is on yer lisk
And if I'm lucky you just might give it a little kiss
Hear little Terrans talking about a kiss
And expect them not to know what a medic's clitoris is
Of course they're gonna know what sexual intercouse is!
By the time they hit 2nd grade
They have the medic's channel, don't they?
We ain't nothing but animals
Well, zergs are cannibals
Who cut other zergs open like cantelopes
But if we can hump dead cannibals and cantelopes
Then there's no reason why a zerg and a terran can't elope
But if you feel like I feel about those animals
Ghosts, get yer lockdown guns
Captain Pew's gonna kick some buns!
I'm Captain Pew
Yes, I'm the real Pew
I'm the only Captain Pew that ownz all of you
So won't the real Captain Pew please float up
Please float up
Please float up
Cause I'm Captain Pew
Yes, I'm the real Pew
I'm the only Captain Pew that ownz all of you
So won't the real Captain Pew please float up
Please float up
Please float up
Crusher doesn't have to rush to win his games
But I do, so fuck you, him, and his fame
You think I give a damn about some stupid award?
I only play SC because I'm always fucking bored
But Pew, what if you win? Wouldn't it be weird?
Why? So you can just lie to get me here?
So you can get me here to sit next to Aivap, who's in tears?
Crying about something that hasn't happened in years?
CC better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Motaro and Heartcutter
And here them argue about killing each other
Put me back on SCV Network, freak
Yeah, he's cute, and I heard he likes to flirt, hee hee
I'm sick of you zerg players
All you do is screw stuff up that was started by man
So I sent my siege tanks here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who fight like me
Annihilate zergs like me
Just don't give a fuck like me
Walk, back talk, and act like me
It could be the next Captain Pew
But it's just you
I'm Captain Pew
Yes, I'm the real Pew
I'm the only Captain Pew that ownz all of you
So won't the real Captain Pew please float up
Please float up
Please float up
Cause I'm Captain Pew
Yes, I'm the real Pew
I'm the only Captain Pew that ownz all of you
So won't the real Captain Pew please float up
Please float up
Please float up
I'm like a bag of M&Ms
But instead of melting in your mouth, you taste me and say "God Damn!"
You joke with your friends about the units I make
But I'm the only one with the balls to make them, standing tall
And I don't have to be lying about this in front of y'all
I just get my SCVs to make it
And whether you like to admit it
I just rush better than 90% of you SC players out there
Then you wonder how kids can eat up your queens
Like chicken wings
It's funny, cause when I'm 114
I'll be the only person in the medic home murdering
Pinchin' medics' asses when I'm jackin off with jergen's
And I'm jerkin' but my Stim Pack isn't working
In every single person there's a Captain Pew lurking
He could be workin at Burger Queen
Spittin on your fries and things
Or in a siege tank, circling, screamin' "I dont give a fuck!"
With his windows down and his siege mode off
So will the real Captain Pew please float up
And raise 1 of those arms on your coat up
and be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and 1 more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
I'm Captain Pew
Yes, I'm the real Pew
I'm the only Captain Pew that ownz all of you
So won't the real Captain Pew please float up
Please float up
Please float up
Cause I'm Captain Pew
Yes, I'm the real Pew
I'm the only Captain Pew that ownz all of you
So won't the real Captain Pew please float up
Please float up
Please float up
I'm Captain Pew
Yes, I'm the real Pew
I'm the only Captain Pew that ownz all of you
So won't the real Captain Pew please float up
Please float up
Please float up
Cause I'm Captain Pew
Yes, I'm the real Pew
I'm the only Captain Pew that ownz all of you
So won't the real Captain Pew please float up
Please float up
Please float up
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Captain Pew please stand up?
I repeat:
Will the real Captain Pew please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here...
Y'all act like you've never seen a siege tank before
Marines all on the floor
Zerglings running in, bursting the doors
More zerglings getting their ass kicked worst than before
Thinking they can settle the little score with the medic whore
It's the return of the "Oh no, wait, you're kidding.
He didn't kill who I think he did, did he?"
And Shadow says...
Nothing, you idiots!
Shadow's dead!
He's locked in my bunker!
Terran women love Captain Pew
Shimber me timbers Captain Pew
I'm sick of you
Look at you!
Walking around
Making the you know what
Blowing up you know who
Yeah, but he's so rugged though
Yeah, I probably got a couple of zergs up in my head loose
But it's not worst than that infested Terran there sipping juice
Sometimes, I just wanna hurt those fucking zerglings
You know, stuff like stop the queen from binging and purging
My bum is on yer lisk
My bum is on yer lisk
And if I'm lucky you just might give it a little kiss
Hear little Terrans talking about a kiss
And expect them not to know what a medic's clitoris is
Of course they're gonna know what sexual intercouse is!
By the time they hit 2nd grade
They have the medic's channel, don't they?
We ain't nothing but animals
Well, zergs are cannibals
Who cut other zergs open like cantelopes
But if we can hump dead cannibals and cantelopes
Then there's no reason why a zerg and a terran can't elope
But if you feel like I feel about those animals
Ghosts, get yer lockdown guns
Captain Pew's gonna kick some buns!
I'm Captain Pew
Yes, I'm the real Pew
I'm the only Captain Pew that ownz all of you
So won't the real Captain Pew please float up
Please float up
Please float up
Cause I'm Captain Pew
Yes, I'm the real Pew
I'm the only Captain Pew that ownz all of you
So won't the real Captain Pew please float up
Please float up
Please float up
Crusher doesn't have to rush to win his games
But I do, so fuck you, him, and his fame
You think I give a damn about some stupid award?
I only play SC because I'm always fucking bored
But Pew, what if you win? Wouldn't it be weird?
Why? So you can just lie to get me here?
So you can get me here to sit next to Aivap, who's in tears?
Crying about something that hasn't happened in years?
CC better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Motaro and Heartcutter
And here them argue about killing each other
Put me back on SCV Network, freak
Yeah, he's cute, and I heard he likes to flirt, hee hee
I'm sick of you zerg players
All you do is screw stuff up that was started by man
So I sent my siege tanks here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who fight like me
Annihilate zergs like me
Just don't give a fuck like me
Walk, back talk, and act like me
It could be the next Captain Pew
But it's just you
I'm Captain Pew
Yes, I'm the real Pew
I'm the only Captain Pew that ownz all of you
So won't the real Captain Pew please float up
Please float up
Please float up
Cause I'm Captain Pew
Yes, I'm the real Pew
I'm the only Captain Pew that ownz all of you
So won't the real Captain Pew please float up
Please float up
Please float up
I'm like a bag of M&Ms
But instead of melting in your mouth, you taste me and say "God Damn!"
You joke with your friends about the units I make
But I'm the only one with the balls to make them, standing tall
And I don't have to be lying about this in front of y'all
I just get my SCVs to make it
And whether you like to admit it
I just rush better than 90% of you SC players out there
Then you wonder how kids can eat up your queens
Like chicken wings
It's funny, cause when I'm 114
I'll be the only person in the medic home murdering
Pinchin' medics' asses when I'm jackin off with jergen's
And I'm jerkin' but my Stim Pack isn't working
In every single person there's a Captain Pew lurking
He could be workin at Burger Queen
Spittin on your fries and things
Or in a siege tank, circling, screamin' "I dont give a fuck!"
With his windows down and his siege mode off
So will the real Captain Pew please float up
And raise 1 of those arms on your coat up
and be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and 1 more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
I'm Captain Pew
Yes, I'm the real Pew
I'm the only Captain Pew that ownz all of you
So won't the real Captain Pew please float up
Please float up
Please float up
Cause I'm Captain Pew
Yes, I'm the real Pew
I'm the only Captain Pew that ownz all of you
So won't the real Captain Pew please float up
Please float up
Please float up
I'm Captain Pew
Yes, I'm the real Pew
I'm the only Captain Pew that ownz all of you
So won't the real Captain Pew please float up
Please float up
Please float up
Cause I'm Captain Pew
Yes, I'm the real Pew
I'm the only Captain Pew that ownz all of you
So won't the real Captain Pew please float up
Please float up
Please float up