The Fanboy and the Sterotypical Plot Idea

by homicidalCreator

Lance English, anime nerd, awkward cinnamon roll, and fanboy. His his top fictional character flush crush, John Egbert, pops into his room. What happens? He's pulled into SUBURB. One question, why is every one trying to hook him up with John? Shenanigins Ensue. There is somewhat a plot.

1. And So It Begins

So Hi,First Story...Lets Do This

homicialCreator:Start Your Story

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A young man is sitting in his bedroom,staring at his laptop from his desk,he is drawing using shitty MS Paint.

Due to nightime amnesia he doesn't remember his name so would you kindly remind him?

Reader:Enter Name

"Stupid VonPigsmellingsalts"

What the...seriously?

"Lance English"

Much better.

You are LANCE and have a variety INTERESTS. You have a passion for THE DIVINE ARTS . You play videogames but suck at all genres but turn base RPGS and have a fondness for WASTING YOUR TIME ON THE INTERNET. You're an aspiring ARTIST,WRITER,and LETS PLAYER.

Sometimes you COSPLAY.

What do you want to do?

Lance:Examine Room

This is your room. It is full of POSTERS of various VIDEOGAMES and TV SHOWS. Your BED or RESPITE BLOCK is untidy and unmade. PILLOWS with ZODIAC SIGNS stiched into them are thrown around all over the respite block.

You have a calender hanging near the door that has a specific day circled in your favorite color,aquamarine.

What is so significant about this day if it is so in the spotlight?

Lance:Cheak Calender

Today is currently 4/13,or April 13th, birthday of Homestuck and the renowned John Egbert.

Another thing you have a passion for is Homestuck.

You have already uploaded your supposed "birthday gift" to the vast internet. Even if he won't see it you like to think he does and apreciates your efforts.

Ignorance is a new bestfriend when it comes to it.

In your supposively depressive mental rant your computer dings to notify you someone was trying to message you on Pesterchum.

Lance:Cheak You Pesterchum