The Night Ami Went Crazy
By: Never Enough
Disclaimer: Sailor Moon belongs to someone else. 'The Night Santa Went Crazy' is Weird Al's.
Summary: a parody of Weird Al's 'The Night Santa Went Crazy'
Rating: PG-13
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Down at the temple
All the girls were making fun
Of sweet little Ami
And how her study habits run
When Sailor Mercury busted in
Nearly scared them half to death
With a rifle in her hands
And cheap sake on her breath
From blue hair to boots
She was covered with ammo
Like short, thin, drunk, disgruntled, senshi Rambo
And she smiled as she said
With a twinkle in her eye
"Hope you guys all had fun,
Now you're all gonna die!"
The night Ami went crazy
The night Sailor Merc went insane
Realized she was getting the raw deal
Something finally must of snapped in her brain.
Well the temple is gone now
She decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find piles of
Gross blood and vomit.
And she tied up the senshi
And she held her friends hostage
And ground up the birds into
Raven-sausage!
She got Luna and Artemis
Wit an old German Luger
And she slashed up Mamoru
Just like Freddie Krueger
She took a big flame-thrower
And she barbecued Usagi
Threw her aside, saying
"Now she won't have to study!"
The night Ami went crazy
The night Sailor Mercury went nuts
Now ya can't hardly walk around the temple
Without stepping in senshi guts
There's the National Guard and the FBI
The man from the EyeWitness News
And helicopters circling round in the sky.
Now the bullets are flying,
The body-counts rising,
And everyone's dying to know,
Oh Ami why?
Why, why, why, why, why, why?
Used to be you never
Made us cry
Oh yes, Minako, now Ami's doing time
In a federal prison for her infamous crime.
Hey little friend, don't you cry no more tears.
She'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years!
Now Rei's in therapy
And Makoto's still nervous
And the Outers all got jobs
Working for the postal service.
And they say Chibi-Moon
She's on the phone every night
With a lawyer, negotiating the movie rights
They talk about
The night Ami went crazy
The night Merc flipped her lid
Breaking her back for almost nothing
Sounds like she was tired of getting gypped.
(Repeat chorus)
(Multiple times)
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Arg, ok, I know I'm gonna get flamed for that. I like the original song, I don't like Sailor Moon (the character or the anime) and that just happened. Obviously Usagi is the character that bothers me the most, thus she's one of the few I actually killed off, and I hate Mamoru as well. They both get on my nerves. It takes a very secure man to throw flowers. But for my first song parody . . . well I don't think I screwed up too bad. Send feedback!!