Joker Log-Arkham Asylum
Note: Takes place after The Joker is brought back to Arkham by Batman at the end of A Night Out.
I wake up, look around, and where do I find myself? Yupp, in Arkham, personally I feel like I deserve more than that from the Bat after being nearly choked to death by his bird- bat hybrid imbecile, and especially since I know that the pathetic Nightwing is also the pathetic Dick Grayson. Hmm, this could be fun. I was planning on just sending the papers a nice report with all the proof I have gathered, but I don't think that will be entertaining enough.
First things first, I need to get out of here. I did sneak in some of that exploding candy, which was not easy. Now, what to do with it? I was thinking ventilation system, but that just isn't big enough for my escape. I want something on a grand scale, something that will really get the Bat glare to shine. I'm sure turning Nightwing into a meat pie will get some kind of reaction out of him, but it's just not that same sparkle I get when I just annoy him. He gives me that look, the one we both know so well, and I just want to double over with laughter.
The real question is what am I going to do to the broken Robin to top myself off after I kill his overly talkative predecessor? There are only so many things one can do to follow up after a Nightwing meat pie. Then again, there is always desert. Ah, but I am getting ahead of myself once again.
It's been hard to focus since they haven't put me back on my drugs yet. I wonder if the docs realize how helpful those pretty little things have been in my escape plans. I have so much more potential than those idiots give me credit for. They really believe a room with padded walls and security guards can hold me, no wonder I've proved them wrong so often. If something fails let's just keep trying it, that's Arkham's idea of progress. It would make me laugh if it wasn't so utterly, hmm what's the word I'm looking for? Pathetic, it really is the only way to describe it. They should hire the Bat, at least then I would have something to look forward to. I would get to see that you make my life so much worse than it has to be glare. That one is probably my favorite. Honestly, it never gets old.
Oh, it's guess which inmate beat the lax system this time. I love this part I get to taunt the guards as they stare at the empty cell dumbfounded.