I want you to... lock down my hydralisk
And please, Mr. Ghost, don't miss!
Use all yer energy to hit the hydralisk
The hydralisk is standing there, so you better not miss
He has an apple on his head
You'd better hit him dead
Before you wind up wind up in hell... 'nuff said!
First, you must be come a ghost and train yer pyschic power
Then after all that hard work, you've just got to take a shower
Then you see the target and you point at it like this
Put yer energy into it and hope that you don't miss!
I want you to... lock down my hydralisk
And please, Mr. Ghost, don't miss!
Now that you've learned how to use yer lockdown
Use it on the hydralisk and make it hit the ground
Aim yer shotgun at the darn beast
Fool! I said hit the hydralisk! Not his niece!
Now you must go back in training and learn how to shoot
And then right after that we'll teach you how to nuke
If yer lockdown skills are that damn bad
Nuking yerself.... that's just sad.
Now go suit up, we've got to teach you how
To hit a hydralisk dead smack in the eyebrow
I want you to... lock down my hydralisk
And please, Mr. Ghost, don't miss!
Now that you've learned how to use them well
Nuke those 10 hydra and send them to hell!
Remember to aim up in the sky or it'll come back down
And blow us all away and we'll be fossils in the ground
Great! You've hit the hydralisks and they look pretty dead
Hey... one's getting up! Shoot him in the head!
Ahh! Shoot again! He doesn't seem phased!
Good! He's out and dazed!
Yer aim is getting better than before
Now, try to lockdown that hydralisk once more!
I want you to... lock down my hydralisk
And please, Mr. Ghost, don't miss!
Now we've trained for this moment damn near all day
Lockdown the damn hydralisk and blow it away
Remember, focus on your shotgun and the big beast
Now, lock down that hydralisk with ease!
Dammit! How come all your lock down missles miss?!
You suck ass! You can't even hit a hydralisk!
Give me that damn shotgun
Cause I'm gonna show you how it's done
But before we do
Let's grab a sandwich or two
I want you to... lock down my hydralisk
And please, Mr. Ghost, don't miss!
Now, I'll try to lock it down and when I do
I'll shoot it and watch as my bullets pierce through
Woah! What the hell? It didn't hit!
That's what I've been trying to tell you, you dumb bitch!
It won't hit the hydralisk because it's not mechanical
It's not mechanical, it's just a fucking animal!
Oh... then I'm sorry for putting you through this pressure
Hey.. isn't that a marine? The one that looks like Fester?
I've also been trying to tell you this:
That wasn't just any hydralisk!
It was a spy working for the Overmind!
And you've stood here training me, wasting our time!
I want you to... lock down my hydralisk
And please, Mr. Ghost, don't miss!
Mr. Marine! Come save our asses!
Sorry, man, but I've got to stop these zerglings from passing!
Hey! I've got an idea! Since there are so many!
What can YOU possibly do? You're nothing but a ninny!
Shut up! My idea will bring them all down!
I'm going to nuke them into a bloody mound!
You fool! You'll kill us all! Do you want that to happen?!
No! I'm going to make all of them start eternally naping!
No! You fool! What if you miss?
Well, hope that this shot fixes this!
I want you to... lock down my hydralisk
And please, Mr. Ghost, don't miss!
Yes! You did it! You've saved us all!
See? I told you! My nuked mauled!
Mr. Ghost... I give you this medal made from mineral
Cool! On the name it says "Mr. Ghost, General"!
So I'm a general now? This rules!
Yes, Mr. Ghost. You're... quite cool
Now, get back in your barrack. We'll talk the next day
And maybe this time... you can train me. Ok?
And please, Mr. Ghost, don't miss!
Use all yer energy to hit the hydralisk
The hydralisk is standing there, so you better not miss
He has an apple on his head
You'd better hit him dead
Before you wind up wind up in hell... 'nuff said!
First, you must be come a ghost and train yer pyschic power
Then after all that hard work, you've just got to take a shower
Then you see the target and you point at it like this
Put yer energy into it and hope that you don't miss!
I want you to... lock down my hydralisk
And please, Mr. Ghost, don't miss!
Now that you've learned how to use yer lockdown
Use it on the hydralisk and make it hit the ground
Aim yer shotgun at the darn beast
Fool! I said hit the hydralisk! Not his niece!
Now you must go back in training and learn how to shoot
And then right after that we'll teach you how to nuke
If yer lockdown skills are that damn bad
Nuking yerself.... that's just sad.
Now go suit up, we've got to teach you how
To hit a hydralisk dead smack in the eyebrow
I want you to... lock down my hydralisk
And please, Mr. Ghost, don't miss!
Now that you've learned how to use them well
Nuke those 10 hydra and send them to hell!
Remember to aim up in the sky or it'll come back down
And blow us all away and we'll be fossils in the ground
Great! You've hit the hydralisks and they look pretty dead
Hey... one's getting up! Shoot him in the head!
Ahh! Shoot again! He doesn't seem phased!
Good! He's out and dazed!
Yer aim is getting better than before
Now, try to lockdown that hydralisk once more!
I want you to... lock down my hydralisk
And please, Mr. Ghost, don't miss!
Now we've trained for this moment damn near all day
Lockdown the damn hydralisk and blow it away
Remember, focus on your shotgun and the big beast
Now, lock down that hydralisk with ease!
Dammit! How come all your lock down missles miss?!
You suck ass! You can't even hit a hydralisk!
Give me that damn shotgun
Cause I'm gonna show you how it's done
But before we do
Let's grab a sandwich or two
I want you to... lock down my hydralisk
And please, Mr. Ghost, don't miss!
Now, I'll try to lock it down and when I do
I'll shoot it and watch as my bullets pierce through
Woah! What the hell? It didn't hit!
That's what I've been trying to tell you, you dumb bitch!
It won't hit the hydralisk because it's not mechanical
It's not mechanical, it's just a fucking animal!
Oh... then I'm sorry for putting you through this pressure
Hey.. isn't that a marine? The one that looks like Fester?
I've also been trying to tell you this:
That wasn't just any hydralisk!
It was a spy working for the Overmind!
And you've stood here training me, wasting our time!
I want you to... lock down my hydralisk
And please, Mr. Ghost, don't miss!
Mr. Marine! Come save our asses!
Sorry, man, but I've got to stop these zerglings from passing!
Hey! I've got an idea! Since there are so many!
What can YOU possibly do? You're nothing but a ninny!
Shut up! My idea will bring them all down!
I'm going to nuke them into a bloody mound!
You fool! You'll kill us all! Do you want that to happen?!
No! I'm going to make all of them start eternally naping!
No! You fool! What if you miss?
Well, hope that this shot fixes this!
I want you to... lock down my hydralisk
And please, Mr. Ghost, don't miss!
Yes! You did it! You've saved us all!
See? I told you! My nuked mauled!
Mr. Ghost... I give you this medal made from mineral
Cool! On the name it says "Mr. Ghost, General"!
So I'm a general now? This rules!
Yes, Mr. Ghost. You're... quite cool
Now, get back in your barrack. We'll talk the next day
And maybe this time... you can train me. Ok?