A young woman wearing a red and black leather hooded cloak and black pants walked into a shop. "Ah, hello customer. What would you like from my store? And, if it is no trouble, could you remove your hood?" Said the Shopkeep, pointing to a security camera. "Don't worry. I wouldn't do anything to harm you" Said the woman as she removed her hood, revealing her face. "Silver Eyes? Are you..." Asked the Shopkeep. "Yes, I am. I read the sign outside. Don't worry, I'm properly trained. But other people like me who read that won't take kindly to it. I'd recommend getting rid of it" Said the woman, as she walked to the back of the store. "Wait, miss!" Shouted the shopkeep. "Yeah? What is It?" Asked the woman. "It must be close to your feeding time. I can tell by your Register. Take this" Said the Shopkeep, giving her a bag. The woman looks in the bag, before smiling. "Thank you. My name is Ruby. Ruby Rose" Said Ruby. "I won't meet you again, and if I do, I won't remember your name" Said Shopkeep. "... Thanks, sir" Said Ruby as she put headphones on her head and took the object out of the bag, a hamburger, and started eating it. "Hopefully Yang gets here soon" Said Ruby, as she looked through the catalogs in front of her. Suddenly she was turned around to see a man in a suit waving a rifle in her face. Ruby then removed her headphones. "What do you want, punk?" Asked Ruby. "I want you on the floor!" Said the punk. "Ok, ok. I'll get on the floor" Said Ruby, before she put her hands behind her head and kneeled on the floor. The punk then attempted to smack Ruby with the buttstock of his rifle, but Ruby grabbed the buttstock of his rifle. "Maybe we should take this outside" Said Ruby.
Meanwhile, outside the store
The punk goes sailing through the front window of the store, skidding across the ground leaving a trail of blood. Ruby walks through the glass, throwing a bundle of money at the counter. "Well, I guess you are something a little over human you punk" Said Ruby, as the punk stood up. "Nobody does that to Roman Torchwick!" Shouted Roman. "I can see you don't feed. And you also think highly of yourself" Said Ruby. "You're right I don't feed! But maybe I'll make an exception. I like little girls" Said Roman before pushing down on his Register, releasing a cloud of red steam. "I'm 24, so you must be pretty old" Said Ruby. The steam then disapaited revealing a monster with a green and black Chrocodile head with dreadlocks, a green and black scaly body, a green Chrocodile tail for an arm and green and black scaled legs, with Chrocodile like feet. "Damn, transforming here? If I have too" Said Ruby. Ruby takes her Register off, as an cloud of grey steam appears around her. Suddenly three tenticles shoot out of the steam, hitting Roman in the arm and going through it hitting the ground. The steam then disappeared around Ruby, revealing a blue monster with grey veins and a grey bone like exoskeleton. "We should play nice. Ruby Rose, Lysogenic Amazon. I can only guess what you are. Crocodile Amazon" Said Ruby. The tentacles then retracted into Ruby's back, before Ruby walked towards Roman. Ruby then punched Roman through the stomach. Roman then pushed Ruby's hand out of his stomach whipping her with his tail arm across her chest, making her stumble backwards. Roman then ran towards a ladder and climbed up it. "Running away, Croc? I get you for three minutes, and it hasn't even been 13 seconds!" Shouted Ruby, as she shot three tentacles at a pipe on the rooftop where Roman was heading, and ran up the building. Roman stood at the top of the ladder and looked around, holding his stomach wound. Roman then pulled a flare out from a pocket and lit it. A few seconds later, a VTOL flew into sight, before hovering next to the rooftop. Roman then tried to board the VTOL, but then the VTOL was ensnared by 5 gigantic tenticles, 2 attached to each wing and 1 surrounding the cockpit. Roman then turned around, to see Ruby. "Now now. I couldn't just let you go off with your friend here, could I?" Asked Ruby, as she walked towards Roman. Roman then backed up and pressed his Register, reverting to his human form. "Whatever you want! I'll do It! I'll live for only you if that's what you want! Just let me live!" Shouted Roman, begging on his hands and knees. "Anything? For me? Ok. How about you come down to a police station with me? Maybe they'll care enough about you so I don't consume you here and now" Said Ruby. Suddenly, the tenticles holding onto the VTOL caught on fire, burning them off of the VTOL. Roman then jumped onto the VTOL as it started floating upwards. "Well Red! I hope I'll never see you again!" Shouted Roman. Ruby then sent a tentacle through his arm, severing it and sending it falling into a nearby dumpster. "Heal from that, clown" Said Ruby as she climbed down from the roof and put back on her Register, reverting to human form. A woman on a motorcycle wearing a yellow tube top and black short shorts then rode up to Ruby. "Get into a fight, did we?" Asked the woman. "I'd ask you the same thing Yang, you appear to have a finger in your cleavage. Or is that because of what your wearing, I'll never know" Said Ruby, as she put on a red helmet. "Haha, very funny Ruby. I got some information about Qrow's whereabouts. And a bit of Vodka while I was at it" Said Yang, showing the bottle of Vodka. "Amazing, it's like you solved all our problems" Said Ruby. "A small majority. Now come on, we need to get back home. You know how mom feels about us being out late" Said Yang. "We will be out late in 20 minutes. Do you know of any movements by the Crocodile Gang?" Asked Ruby, as she got on the motorcycle with Yang. "The Crocodile Gang? Apparently they are losing ground against the Badgers, but I don't pay attention to all those Amazon Gangs" Said Yang. "Well, I was fighting against one. He had an partner, driving some sort of jet. It could hover in one place. Kinda nifty" Said Ruby, as Yang started the motorcycle and started driving. "A hovering jet? Do you mean a VTOL?" Asked Yang. "What's a VTOL?" Asked Ruby. "VTOL. It stands for Vertical Take Off & Landing" Said Yang. "Well, then wouldn't it be a VTOAL?" Asked Ruby. "No, you don't use words with less then 4 letters in acronyms" Said Yang. "Well, then it's a VTL" Said Ruby. "You don't use words like And in acronyms" Said Yang. "How do you know what a VTOL is anyway?" Asked Ruby. "Well, the three years Atleasian Army experience certainly helps with that. I learned a lot about advanced technology then. How big was it?" Asked Yang. "Well, it took five mega tenticles to restrain" Said Ruby, as they drove past a feathered Amazon on a rooftop watching them. "Hum... To hazard a guess, I believe that that's an old Mark 1.03 Dragrid VTOL. Uses an 28mm Gatling Gun and has a top speed of 200 kph. Only used it once back in the day in aerial combat. I was slower than them, but at least the gun practically tore apart anything I hit with it. Before..." Said Yang, as she slowly went more and more into the other lane. "Yang... Yang!" Shouted Ruby, as a car drove towards them. Yang then swerved out of the way, before stopping outside of Yang and Ruby's Home. "I... I'm sorry" Said Ruby. "I'm fine" Said Yang. Yang and Ruby then got off of Yang's motorcycle, placing there helmets on the motorcycle. "Think mom will be ok with us returning 4 minutes to curfew?" Asked Ruby. "Think mom will be clothed?" Asked Yang. "No" Said Ruby. "Yes" Said Yang. Ruby and Yang then walked to the front door and walked inside into the lounge room, where a woman in pajamas shorts and a button up pajama shirt sat on the couch. "Four minutes to bedtime? On a school night?" Asked the woman. "We don't have school tomorrow, it's a public holiday Raven." Said Ruby. "Oh? Ok then, I didn't know that. But still, you were out late" Said Raven. "We were looking into dad" Said Yang. "Really? What did you find out?" Asked Raven. "Just about jack. Names of people that apparently know him" Said Yang. "Well, I found a last know location. Some place called Mortuum's Walk In. Might be a bar, maybe a strip club. You know your father. Real charmer" Said Raven. "Well, I think we all need sleep" Said Ruby. "True that. See you all when I wake up" Said Yang. "Uh uh. You both need showers first" Said Raven. "Mom, we aren't kids anymore" Said Yang. "No, but you live in my house. I can do what I want. You two, cannot" Said Raven. "Fair enough" Said Ruby, walking out of the lounge room.
The next day
Ruby and Yang are eating bacon and eggs for breakfast, finishing a few seconds later. "So, what are we doing for today?" Asked Raven, dressed in a red and black jumper with black pants. "Well, I'm going to be heading out to my job. That cashier will be cashiered by the most cashiest person to ever cash... ier" Said Ruby. "I'll be gathering information again" Said Yang. "And we will both be seeing your match together, RY Raven" Said Ruby. "Well... you don't have to..." Said Raven. "What? Why not?" Asked Ruby. "Because... it's a... Moser Lets Gtripped Satch" Mumbled Raven, blushing. "A what?" Asked Yang. "... A Goser Sets Mtripped Latch" Mumbled Raven again. "A Loser Gets Stripped Match? Is that why you've been naked sometimes this week?" Asked Yang. "Yes. Because if I can bare being naked in front of my kids, I can probably have the potential to do it in front of a estimated live crowd of 18,000 and about 8 or 12 times that number in live viewing. I'm going now before I lose my nerves and burn my contract" Said Raven, before she walked to the door and left. "Well, that's nice. Mom might get stripped" Said Ruby. "Hope not. Happy that company isn't into scripted stuff" Said Yang. Suddenly, there was a knock at the front door. "What did mom forget?" Asked Ruby. "Mom only forgot one thing in her life, and that was where dad could be. You check it, I'll clean up" Said Yang. "Yes Ma'am" Said Ruby, as she stood up and went to the door. Ruby then opened the door, and was suddenly thrown into Yang's motercycle, leaving a dent in it. "The hell was that!?" Asked Ruby, as a monster with a black feathered body, arms, legs and head with a beak stood in front of her. "A Crow Amazon? But totally the wrong colour. Who do you think you are?" Asked Ruby, standing up. "I am a crow, like you said. A messenger bird. And I have a message for you" Said the Crow Amazon. "What? That you want me dead?" Asked Ruby. "That your father is dead, and I'm the one who killed him" Said the Crow Amazon. "Ha, yeah right! My dad couldn't be killed by a cheap copy. They called him the Red Crow of Vale for a reason, you know" Said Ruby, removing her Register and transforming into the Lysogenic Amazon in a cloud of grey steam. "Oh? And what do they call you?" Asked the Crow Amazon. "The one shot wonder" Said Ruby before she attempted to punch the Crow Amazon through the stomach, but couldn't. "What the?" Asked Ruby. "I knew you'd lead with that" Said the Crow Amazon, before she pushed Ruby's arm away and punched her in the chest leaving a hole in Ruby's chest, leaving Ruby on the ground clutching the hole in her chest. "You know, I didn't actually kill your father. He sold you out so he could live" Said the Crow Amazon. "Or maybe he knew I would kill you!" Shouted Ruby, as three tenticles grew from her sides and pearced through the Crow Amazon's left leg, right shoulder and right eye, making her fall to the ground. Ruby stood up and put back on her Register, reverting back to human and stumbled towards the front door. Suddenly, the Crow Amazon stood up and ran towards Ruby. The Crow Amazon then jumped towards Ruby, before Yang punched the Crow Amazon in the face, knocking it backwards a few feet. "Ruby. Mom told me that the thing that she used to feed you with might be able to help us later in our adult lives. This could be what she ment. It's in her room. I'll hold this beast off. You go get it" Said Yang. "But Yang..." Said Ruby. "I'll be fine. Go" Said Yang, as she walked towards the Crow Amazon as Ruby stumbled into the house to her mother's room. "You? A mere human take on an Amazon? You know what I did to your sister" Said the Crow Amazon. "Yes. But I also see you appear to be one handed" Said Yang, as Yang moved to the right of the Crow Amazon and began hitting the Crow Amazon quickly and accurately all along his right side.
Meanwhile, inside the house
Ruby walked inside of Raven's room, before falling on her bed. "God. Being punched in the chest hurts. Now, where did mom keep my feeder?" Asked Ruby, as she searched through her mother's drawers. Eventually Ruby found her feeder, and a belt like device with it. "Maybe these both go together. Could be a two piece set" Said Ruby, picking them both up and putting on the belt. Ruby then ran back outside, as the Crow Amazon pinned Yang again a wooden fence. "Hey!" Shouted Ruby, getting the attention of both Yang and the Crow Amazon. "Your fight is with me!" Shouted Ruby, slamming the feeder into the belt. "An Amazon Driver!? How?" Asked the Crow Amazon, before Yang threw the Crow Amazon off of herself. "It's my moms. But I guess it's mine now" Said Ruby before she pressed the button on the feeder, causing a huge explosion of blue steam and fire. "Neo!" Declared the Belt Device, as mechanical whirring was heard.
