Title:(WHAT?) This is what happens when you have writer's block!
Author: Miss Calysto
Rating: Pg-13
Summary: I'm having writers block on one of my stories....so I gave my mind a break and wrote this insane bunch of junk
Disclaimer: I don't own anything.....I wish I didn't own this.....
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My name is Stone Cold Steve Austin.
(WHAT?)
I said my name is Stone Cold Steve Austin!
(WHAT?)
I said my name is Austin!
(WHAT?)
And I'm going to win the Royal Rumble this Sunday!
(WHAT?)
I'm going to beat Al Snow!
(WHAT?)
I'm going to beat Albert!
(WHAT?)
I'm going to beat Big Show!
(WHAT?)
I'm going to beat Billy!
(WHAT?)
I'm going to beat Booker T!
(WHAT?)
I'm going to beat Boss Man!
(WHAT?)
I'm going to beat Bradshaw!
(WHAT?)
I'm going to beat Christian!
(WHAT?)
And Chuck!
(WHAT?)
And DDP!
(WHAT?)
And Faarooq!
(WHAT?)
And the Godfather!
(WHAT?)
And Goldust!
(WHAT?)
And that blue haired Jeff Hardy!
(WHAT?)
And The Big Red Machine!
(WHAT?)
I said Kane!
(WHAT?)
And I'm definatly going to beat Kurt Angle!
(WHAT?)
And Lance Storm!
(WHAT?)
And the blue haired boy's brother Matt Hardy!
(WHAT?)
And that Tough Enough punk Maven!
(WHAT?)
And Mr. Perfect!
(WHAT?)
And Mop boy Perry Saturn!
(WHAT?)
I'll even throw Rikishi over the top rope!
(WHAT?)
I'll elimante him!
(WHAT?)
And Scotty 2 Hotty too!
(WHAT?)
And Yes! Even R..V..D!
(mixed cheers of What and R-V-D)
I'll beat Test!
(WHAT?)
I'll beat the super hero!
(WHAT?)
Shane Helms....
(WHAT?)
I said The Hurricane!
(WHAT?)
I'll beat Val Venus!
(WHAT?)
I'll definatly beat The Dead Man!
(WHAT?)
The American Bad Ass!
(WHAT?)
The Undertaker!
(WHAT?)
And for the finally, I'll toss Triple H out of the ring!
(WHAT?)
And ya know what else?
(WHAT?)
I hate that damn "WHAT" chant!
(.....what?....)
I said I can't stand that damn what chant!
(.......)
What? Cat got your tongue?
(.......)
You mean to tell me none of ya'll got nothing to say?
(ROCKY! ROCKY!)
You little SOB's!
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Author's Note:
So I wrote a stupid fic. Get over it. LOL! Oh, by the way, that is the offical list of the wrestlers that will be in the Royal Rumble! Yes even Maven......Hmm.....wouldn't that be damn interesting if he won......
Author: Miss Calysto
Rating: Pg-13
Summary: I'm having writers block on one of my stories....so I gave my mind a break and wrote this insane bunch of junk
Disclaimer: I don't own anything.....I wish I didn't own this.....
________
My name is Stone Cold Steve Austin.
(WHAT?)
I said my name is Stone Cold Steve Austin!
(WHAT?)
I said my name is Austin!
(WHAT?)
And I'm going to win the Royal Rumble this Sunday!
(WHAT?)
I'm going to beat Al Snow!
(WHAT?)
I'm going to beat Albert!
(WHAT?)
I'm going to beat Big Show!
(WHAT?)
I'm going to beat Billy!
(WHAT?)
I'm going to beat Booker T!
(WHAT?)
I'm going to beat Boss Man!
(WHAT?)
I'm going to beat Bradshaw!
(WHAT?)
I'm going to beat Christian!
(WHAT?)
And Chuck!
(WHAT?)
And DDP!
(WHAT?)
And Faarooq!
(WHAT?)
And the Godfather!
(WHAT?)
And Goldust!
(WHAT?)
And that blue haired Jeff Hardy!
(WHAT?)
And The Big Red Machine!
(WHAT?)
I said Kane!
(WHAT?)
And I'm definatly going to beat Kurt Angle!
(WHAT?)
And Lance Storm!
(WHAT?)
And the blue haired boy's brother Matt Hardy!
(WHAT?)
And that Tough Enough punk Maven!
(WHAT?)
And Mr. Perfect!
(WHAT?)
And Mop boy Perry Saturn!
(WHAT?)
I'll even throw Rikishi over the top rope!
(WHAT?)
I'll elimante him!
(WHAT?)
And Scotty 2 Hotty too!
(WHAT?)
And Yes! Even R..V..D!
(mixed cheers of What and R-V-D)
I'll beat Test!
(WHAT?)
I'll beat the super hero!
(WHAT?)
Shane Helms....
(WHAT?)
I said The Hurricane!
(WHAT?)
I'll beat Val Venus!
(WHAT?)
I'll definatly beat The Dead Man!
(WHAT?)
The American Bad Ass!
(WHAT?)
The Undertaker!
(WHAT?)
And for the finally, I'll toss Triple H out of the ring!
(WHAT?)
And ya know what else?
(WHAT?)
I hate that damn "WHAT" chant!
(.....what?....)
I said I can't stand that damn what chant!
(.......)
What? Cat got your tongue?
(.......)
You mean to tell me none of ya'll got nothing to say?
(ROCKY! ROCKY!)
You little SOB's!
__________________________
Author's Note:
So I wrote a stupid fic. Get over it. LOL! Oh, by the way, that is the offical list of the wrestlers that will be in the Royal Rumble! Yes even Maven......Hmm.....wouldn't that be damn interesting if he won......