I was bored so I decided to write this. Feel free to leave your criticism Swag Nazis, because I am not a rapper myself.

"Jaykit, this is getting boring. How come you always get the Sniper Rifle?" Lionkit complained. "You're just jealous because I'm so awesome at Halo 4," Jaykit replied. "Do you hear that?" Lionkit asked Jaykit. After straining his ears, Jaykit picked up a faint beat. "Yeah, let's check it out." he said. They walked out of the Nursery to see a huge stage set up. "Oh great, another one of Firestar's mouse-brained ideas..." Lionkit remarked. Jaykit chuckled. "Remember the time where he put the frozen yogurt machine in the middle of camp?" "Oh yes, no one got sleep for weeks because the apprentices were up all night. Let's go see what the clan is up to..." Lionkit replied.

"Hey y'all, Firestar in the house!" Firestar yelled into the microphone. Cheers erupted from the clan. "Let's hit it, RIGHT NOW!" he exclaimed, and thunderous applause echoed throughout the area.

"Welcome all, your leader here.
I got nine lives so imma fill you with fear.
I got orange hair so that makes me a ginger.
(Wut, wut.)
Don't mess with me or you'll get injured.
You can't control me.
Imma boss! Imma ruler!
I'M UNSTOPPABLE!"

And with the end of Firestar's rap, Brambleclaw went up.

"Gimme a beat!

Yo, Brambleclaw is in the house.
I'll jump, I'll fight, I'll kill that mouse.
I'm kinda like a prince 'cuz I'm pretty high.
My power stretches up into the sky!
(Ooooooohhhhhhh!)
I got brown fur, that's how I got my name.
And with my powers Imma put you to shame!

"Y'know what? Gimme that!" Leafpool yelled from the audience. She pounced onto the stage and took the mic from Brambleclaw's hand. "Hey! You're a girl! Girls can't rap!" Someone yelled. "Oh yeah, well I'm about the prove you wrong." she replied.

" Here I go!
It's Leafpool here and I'm so awesome!
If you ever need an exterminator, I'll kill that possum.
My style is contagious, it's kinda like greencough.
If you wanna mess with me I'll make you back off.
(Turn it up!)
Yo Firestar, you think you're so cool,even though you're my daddy I won't go easy on you.
And Brambleclaw, you think you're really hot,
I guess I'm the only one who has the gut to tell you you're not.
(Burned!)
So the next time you wanna be negative to girls,
just remember what happened today."

She finished, and the clan was astonished. Firestar even signed the Nineteenth amendment, which allowed girls to vote. And this was how women's rights were gained.