Anastacia and Christian were kissing on the bed.
"Hang on, I gotta go to the bathroom," said Anastacia. She slipped off to the bathroom. She sprayed air freshener to catch the pre-funk.
"Awwwww yeah" Anastacia let out as the poop started coming out before she completely sat down. PLOOT POOT PURRRRRT PFPLUPPOOOP. After pooping for 20 minutes, Christian came in.
"Let's try something new," he said. He had her lean over, grabbed some toilet paper, and began wiping her butt. It felt surprisingly good to Ana. She was almost clean when he hit THE SPOT.
Suddenly, just a whole bunch of poop shot out of Anastacia's butt because he hit a certain spot that caused like an explosion or something. She just kept pooping. The whole toilet filled up, and it was getting on the floor.
"Shiiiiittttt yeah!" Christian said as he made Anastacia start rolling in it. Poop was still launching out of her butt like Mt. St. Helens had effing erupted or something. Like the room was starting to fill up. Finally after Christian realized that someone had to clean this shiiitttt up (lol get it, shit?), he got a mega butt plug and shoved it up Ana's butt.
Now sometimes when Anastacia opens her mouth a little poop comes out, but we think she's all good now. She lost 35 pounds from the incident.