Disclaimer: I own nothing, NOTHING! (in Sgt. Schultz voice)
A/N: I was so incredibly bored when I wrote this, it isn't (wasn't ?) even funny! Just a warning. ^_^
Title
by Megami
All the g-guys were bored out of their minds. There hadn't been any missions yet this weekend (it was Saturday night) but Heero made them stay home, just in case. To be precise, it was 7:00 on Saturday night.
Duo: AAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE YOU HEERO!! WHY CAN'T WE DO ANYTHING!?!?!?!?
Heero: If we go out, we might miss a mission. And if we do go out, and end up w/ a mission, you won't be in any condition to take it on.
Duo: Maybe I will be able to! It really depends on where we go.
Quatre: We could go see a movie…
Duo: Yeah! What's playing?
(A/N: I am well aware that these movies are not necessarily a the movies now but who cares!)
Wufei: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon!
Duo: Kung Pow!!! Come on Wu-man, don't you want to see it? It's a martial arts movie!
Wufei: No it's not, braided baka!
Quatre: (before a huge fight broke out) How about Harry Potter and the Sorcer's Stone?
Wufei: Harry Potter is weak. (A/N: I love HP! Wu-man, you're mean!)
Quatre looked like he was about to cry, so Towa went over to comfort him. Wufei rolled his eyes.
Heero: We should go see Lord of the Rings. (A/N: I LOVE Lord of the Rings! It's one of my favorite movies ever! Right up there w/ EW!)
Trowa: I think we should see something that has a good story line. (Received 3 death glares and one Heero Yuy Copyrighted Death Glare) Not like all those movies don't…
Quatre: Why can't we see Harry Potter?
Wufei: That movie is weak and for onnas.
Duo: Then why is the main character a boy?
Wufei: It would be a great injustice if we see that movie. We should see Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon!!! Nataku—
Duo: Don't bring Nataku into this!
Wufei: WHAT'S WRONG WITH NATAKU?!?!
Duo: Nothing…anyway, the showtimes for Kung-Pow are…
Heero: We didn't agree on seeing that, Duo.
Duo: Oh, come on Heero! You know you want to see it!
Heero: No I don't. I want to see The Lord of the Rings.
Trowa: LotR is fine with me…
Quatre: Trowa! I thought you were on MY side! (Goes Zero) I WANT TO SEE HARRY POTTER!!!
While all the pilots were fighting, arguing, and trying to calm down Quatre, Heero went over to his lap top and pre-bought LotR tickets.
Heero: Hey…Guys…
Seeing this wouldn't get him anywhere, Heero took out his gun and shot through the window.
Quatre: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!?! YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR THAT WINDOW NOW!!
Heero: I bought tickets for LotR. Come on, the show starts in half-an- hour. (no one moved, they were all too shocked) ::Sigh:: (pointed gun at everyone) Omea o korosu if you don't get in the car right now.
Duo: I CALL SHOTGUN!!!
Wufei: No way, Maxwell!!! That's my seat!
Quatre: (calmed down) ::sigh:: I wish I could have shotgun. Oh! Wait a minute!
Quatre tossed his keys to his Mercedes to Heero, then ran and got into the front passenger side of his car.
1 Heero: Duo, Wufei…you *do* know we're taking Quatre's car?…
Wufei: INJUSTICE!
Duo: That's not fair! I CALL SHOTGUN ON THE WAY HOME!!!
Wufei: MORE INJUSTICE!!!
2 Quatre: I don't think so Duo, I mean, it *is* my car after all…
The end
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Good, bad, incredibly stupid? I don't know. Like I previously stated, I was bored. ^_^ maybe if I'm bored tomorrow too I'll write a part two… No guarantees though!
A/N: I was so incredibly bored when I wrote this, it isn't (wasn't ?) even funny! Just a warning. ^_^
Title
by Megami
All the g-guys were bored out of their minds. There hadn't been any missions yet this weekend (it was Saturday night) but Heero made them stay home, just in case. To be precise, it was 7:00 on Saturday night.
Duo: AAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE YOU HEERO!! WHY CAN'T WE DO ANYTHING!?!?!?!?
Heero: If we go out, we might miss a mission. And if we do go out, and end up w/ a mission, you won't be in any condition to take it on.
Duo: Maybe I will be able to! It really depends on where we go.
Quatre: We could go see a movie…
Duo: Yeah! What's playing?
(A/N: I am well aware that these movies are not necessarily a the movies now but who cares!)
Wufei: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon!
Duo: Kung Pow!!! Come on Wu-man, don't you want to see it? It's a martial arts movie!
Wufei: No it's not, braided baka!
Quatre: (before a huge fight broke out) How about Harry Potter and the Sorcer's Stone?
Wufei: Harry Potter is weak. (A/N: I love HP! Wu-man, you're mean!)
Quatre looked like he was about to cry, so Towa went over to comfort him. Wufei rolled his eyes.
Heero: We should go see Lord of the Rings. (A/N: I LOVE Lord of the Rings! It's one of my favorite movies ever! Right up there w/ EW!)
Trowa: I think we should see something that has a good story line. (Received 3 death glares and one Heero Yuy Copyrighted Death Glare) Not like all those movies don't…
Quatre: Why can't we see Harry Potter?
Wufei: That movie is weak and for onnas.
Duo: Then why is the main character a boy?
Wufei: It would be a great injustice if we see that movie. We should see Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon!!! Nataku—
Duo: Don't bring Nataku into this!
Wufei: WHAT'S WRONG WITH NATAKU?!?!
Duo: Nothing…anyway, the showtimes for Kung-Pow are…
Heero: We didn't agree on seeing that, Duo.
Duo: Oh, come on Heero! You know you want to see it!
Heero: No I don't. I want to see The Lord of the Rings.
Trowa: LotR is fine with me…
Quatre: Trowa! I thought you were on MY side! (Goes Zero) I WANT TO SEE HARRY POTTER!!!
While all the pilots were fighting, arguing, and trying to calm down Quatre, Heero went over to his lap top and pre-bought LotR tickets.
Heero: Hey…Guys…
Seeing this wouldn't get him anywhere, Heero took out his gun and shot through the window.
Quatre: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!?! YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR THAT WINDOW NOW!!
Heero: I bought tickets for LotR. Come on, the show starts in half-an- hour. (no one moved, they were all too shocked) ::Sigh:: (pointed gun at everyone) Omea o korosu if you don't get in the car right now.
Duo: I CALL SHOTGUN!!!
Wufei: No way, Maxwell!!! That's my seat!
Quatre: (calmed down) ::sigh:: I wish I could have shotgun. Oh! Wait a minute!
Quatre tossed his keys to his Mercedes to Heero, then ran and got into the front passenger side of his car.
1 Heero: Duo, Wufei…you *do* know we're taking Quatre's car?…
Wufei: INJUSTICE!
Duo: That's not fair! I CALL SHOTGUN ON THE WAY HOME!!!
Wufei: MORE INJUSTICE!!!
2 Quatre: I don't think so Duo, I mean, it *is* my car after all…
The end
~*~*~
Good, bad, incredibly stupid? I don't know. Like I previously stated, I was bored. ^_^ maybe if I'm bored tomorrow too I'll write a part two… No guarantees though!