Disclaimer: dont own fma or resident evil of where i got an idea from :P
Douche Bag The Dead
" What..The...Hell..Is...THAT!?" yelled Roy at Havoc, while he was pionting at the rotten body comeing towards them
" Well...I'm not sure Sir" replied Havoc
" Yeah , well you two better stop what your doing before it comes any closer" replied Hawkeye as she staired at the thing coming closer to them.
Bang,Bang came from Hawkeyes gun.
" Sir it wont die" replied Hawkeye
" I kind of see that", Roy scratched his his then added " did you relize its or was a man" Roy asked Hawkeye.
"Oh I see" replied Havoc sarcasticly
" Havoc you got my point" replied Roy
Hawkeye had an evil grin on her face. As Roy and Havoc looked at her they both flinched at her grin.
By now the thing was seven meters away from them.(when the first saw it approch them , it was ten meters away and it was twenty minutes ago!)
Man its slow thought Havoc
Dont feel like using alchemy thought Roy
Your going to die soon Douche Bag! thought Hawkeye with the evil grin still on her face
" I'm naming it ...Douche Bag !" declaired Hawkeye
" Why that name " asked Roy
" Cause its a Douche Bag" replied Hawkeye
" Is it cause it wont god damn die already" asked Havoc
" Yes" answered Hawkeye
Douche Bag was getting a realy little bit closer. Its so slow.
" We better shoot now before we fall asleep of its slowness" ordered Roy at Havoc and Hawkeye.
" Yes Sir!"
Havoc and Hawkeye prepared thier gun
" Where do we shoot again Sir?" asked Havoc
Havoc got no reply
" Sir?" said Havoc as he turned to look at Roy, who had fallen asleep on a wall.
" Shoot anywhere Havoc" Hawkeye answered for Roy
Havoc returned to shoot at Douche Bag. Havoc and Hawkeye shot everywhere on Douche Bag and it didnt look like it would die.
" Where did we not shoot yet?" asked Havoc to Hawkeye
" Where I didnt shoot you mean cause you missed it alot of times" replied Hawkeye
" Ya,ya whatever" muttered Havoc
" The head" muttered Roy in his sleep
" Wow, I didnt know he sleep talked"
" Me neither" replied Hawkeye" Now lets or shall I say I , go back to shoot Douche Bag... ok"
As Hawkeye was about to shoot Douche Bag, a flame colored light flew past them straight at Douche Bags head.
" Take cover!" yelled Havoc before Douche Bags head exploded
" Eh? What happened" asked Roy as a piece of Douche bags head landed on his arm.
" It saw your face sleep talk and it ran away" teased Havoc
" Ha ha. No what really happened?" asked Roy.He got confused when Havoc said he sleeded talked
" You killed Douche Bag with your alchemy while you were sleeping" Hawkeye answered Roys question
" Ok then. Now lets go back to HQ" orderd Roy and he added "was I really sleep talking?"
hope you liked it,plz reveiw
dont shoot or toast me XD
also this story shows howmy ideas changed from the originall. the origanal had something to do withe a COOKIE! XD