Disclaimer: speaksinaboredtone No... it isnt mine... psh.
" Dobby is thinking that Winky should stop drinking those butterbeers. "
" Winky is thinking that Dobby should mind Hic! his own beeswaxes. "
" Winky! That is not a very nice thing yous be saying! "
" Sorry Dobby, buts I just want to drink my buttersbeers without yous nagging. "
" Dobby does not nag! "
" Hic! Yes yous do Dobby. "
" Does not! "
" Does too. "
" Does not! "
" Does too. "
" Does too! "
" Does not-- hey! Hic! that wasnt fair Dobby! "
" Well if you wouldnt drink so much of the buttersbeers, maybe you'd have caught my little trick. "
" Yous a very mean Hic! house elf Dobby. "
" Are not! "
" Are too. "
" Are no--- oh no! Not that again! Shame on yous Winky! "
" Eh, it was worth a hic! shot. "
" Yous really does need to stop the drinking Winky. "
" Whys does Dobby cares about Winky drinking? "
" Because it is not being good for you and your my very bestest friend! "
" ... I was thinking Harry Potter was your bestest friend. "
" No no! I is liking Harry Potter very much, and he is a good friend, but your my bestest, and I love yous! "
" ... Yous really love me Dobby? "
" ... Yes. "
" Winky is loving Dobby very much too! "
" Really? "
" Mmmhmm. "
" Dobby is very happy about that. "
" Winky is very happy about that too. "
" Does Winky want to help Dobby clean the Gryffindor common room together? "
" Winky would like that very much. "
And so, the two houselves skipped merrily off, not noticing another houself and a old man with a long white beard and sparkly blue eyes watch them leave.
" Pay up Lucky. "
Grumbling slightly, the house elf, Lucky, handed the beaming Headmaster a jar full of lemon drops.
A/N Mkay.. that took me like, 10 min to write, but it was rather fun!
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