The Bridezilla

It was 6AM and everyone was gathering in the chapel downtown. A loud thump was heard as someone hit the floor. A loud scream was also heard about the same time, the scream was feminine. Jinx looked around at the bewildered wedding guests and tapped Farren on the shoulder, who in turn tapped Kamakura. They walked to the back of the church to check on the bride and groom.

Jinx said," Farren and I will go check on Scarlett. Kamakura, you go check on sensi."

Once in Scarlett's dressing room, they were bombarded by a string of curses that would make a sailor blush with shame.

"Anything we can do to calm her down?" Farren whispered to Jinx.

"She needs coffee bad." Jinx replied a little shocked about the long string of curses.

Curse words were definately something that the three apprintaces were not used to hearing. Farren nodded to Jinx and they walked out to see what Kamakura had to report.

Kamakura said," Sensi is dehydrated from drinking way too much coffee last night. He will have to take a trip to the hospital."

Farren asked," So, whose gonna tell this news to Scarlett?"

They backed out at the same time. It was decided that the only way to solve this fairly was to play rock paper scissors six times, best two out of three wins, the one who loses first has to tell Scarlett the news. It was Jinx who lost the game. Another long string of curses was heard coming from the dressing room. Snake-Eyes was seen being carried out by the EMTs on a stretcher. Farren shook her head one of the EMTs came back in.

He said," One of you have to come with him. We need information and you have it."

Kamakura said," You go with him Farren. I'll take Jinx and meet you there."

Farren nodded and followed the young EMT out the door. Now would be a very bad time for COBRA to attack and with the way things had been going so far, they may just attack. Luckly, they arrived at the hospital on time. Farren recognized the place, Doc was doing research here and maybe he could help Snakes. Farren walked down a hallway to the waiting room alone when she bumped into Doc.

Farren said," Doc, sensi is in the back right now, very dehydrated from drinking too much coffee. I think his nerves got the best of him."

Doc said," I'll go take a look at him before the other doctors run screaming for their lives."

Back at the church, Scarlett was standing on the podium on the stage. Her expression and body language clearly said that she was ticked.

"THE WEDDING IS FREAKING CANCELED." Scarlett yelled.

Everyone went home. That was the end of that. Scarlett showed up in the hospital waiting room about an hour later. She held Farren up against the wall, the kid's feet dangling about two feet off the ground.

"You did this to him, my perfect day." She yelled, pulling her fist back to punch.

Farren was scared, she didn't know what to do. Kamakura showed up a few minutes later and tackled Scarlett to the ground. Farren injured her shoulder, but it was minor, only a red mark was left. Several minutes later, Doc showed up in the waiting room.

"Snakes will be just fine, he was nervous, that's all. He had a panic attack." He explained.

Scarlett was mad, boy was she ticked. She stormed into the room and picked Snake-Eyes up by his throat. Kamakura, Farren, and Jinx were standing on the other side of the room. Jinx lept into action, hitting a pressure point that would knock Scarlett unconsious. Snake-Eyes fell to the floor, grasping his throat and gasping for air. Farren and Kamakura ran accross the room to see if he was alright. They assisted him to the bed with little difficulty.

Snake-Eyes signed* Can we just have the wedding tomorrow?*

Doc said," Yes, I'm sure you can, but for now, just relax, I'll get Duke, Flint, and Lady Jaye to come take care of Scarlett."