A/N: Why, hello there! This is a South Park story, and I am the writer, here to talk about things that are NOT important to the story in ANY WAY! :D Please enjoy this short little story about the South Park kids when they discover fanfiction! :D
Dear fanfiction writers,
Hello, for one. My name is Kyle Broflovski. I'm in quite a lot of the South Park stories on .
Now, I'll get to the point of this whole thing. STOP PAIRING ME UP WITH OTHER GUYS. Seriously.
Okay, I can KINDA see where you got the whole Stan and Kyle thing, but WE'RE JUST FRIENDS. Best friends forever. Not Boyfriends forever. Nobody in their right MINDS could see us fucking!
I really don't see why you like to pair me up with Kenny either. K2? Really? Why couldn't you come up with a better pairing name? K2... Jesus Christ. Although it sounds like something Kenny would like. Kenny's a perv.
WHY IN THE FUCK WOULD I LIKE CARTMAN! YOU PEOPLE ARE FUCKING INSANE! HE IS A NO GOOD, LAZY, RACIST FATASS! WHY IN THE FUCKING FUCK WOULD I FUCK HIM? YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! FUCKING SICK! THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE!
Sorry for being so loud... but seriously. Come on, people. Get real. NONE of this is going to happen.
Sometimes, I get paired with people that you guys make up. Heh. At least it's better then getting paired with Fatass.
But anyway, WHY IS ROMANCE SO POPULAR? Seriously. I want to know. Why can't we just be friends? (Well, not Cartman. He's a fucking dipshit with no life. I hate his guts.)
And when I'm not a main character, I'm one of the supporting characters, WHO ENDS UP FUCKING STAN ANYWAYS.
Cut the gay bullshit and STOP INCORPORATING ME INTO THESE KINDS OF STORIES.
Thank you.
-Kyle
Sorry, Kyle! Geez... O_O
Anyway, I'll make something like this for every character and sooner or later, I'll be finished! :D