Girls of the High Crusade
Summary: Three girls set out on one journey. To kidnap and hold hostage their favourite superstars, but will it be all giggles and smiles like they thought when they first started out? Featured Chris Sabin, Alex Shelley, Jimmy Jacobs, and more. Written for pure fun.
Rating: Rated M.
Disclaimer: We own nothing that belongs to the WWE, TNA, ROH, etc. We only own the girls. Okay all, this was written for entertainment reasons only and was accidently created by Pajama Ninja and {random} HERO during an MSN messenger chat and that is the reason as to why the beginning chapter is written in that form. The rest of the story will be written, as a full story (the MSN chat is meant as a flashback only).
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It all began with just one little MSN messenger chat…
Pajama Ninja says:
Hola gals!
{random}HERO says:
Sup peeps
Atkinator says:
Yello!
Pajama Ninja says:
What's new?
Atkinator says:
Not much, have you seen the Ultimate X match yet from the paper-per-view?
{random}HERO says:
nothing much did you watch the boys match the other night!???
YES!
Pajama Ninja says:
omg yes, our boys were on. I had to.
*melt*
{random}HERO says:
I had a "not the face" moment
Atkinator says:
The promo was great! Lol- at the Hardy Boys remark to GenMe. "Not the face" moment? Which Gun nearly took it?
Pajama Ninja says:
I know it's their money maker!
{random}HERO says:
Sabin went face first into the mat *cries* at least it wasn't Alex but still
Pajama Ninja says:
hey!
Atkinator says:
oh no! not the emo boy
Pajama Ninja says:
i cringed, at that.
{random}HERO says:
hey Alex's face has been through enough!
Pajama Ninja says:
my poor future baby dady
Atkinator says:
ep the broken jaw
i remember
{random}HERO says:
yes... I cried for days
Atkinator says:
lol
oh well, battle scars/injuries make the man/woman!
Pajama Ninja says:
i dunno, that was a serious hit. should we do something for him?
{random}HERO says:
like what?
Atkinator says:
haha what? run there? rub it and kiss it better?
{random}HERO says:
spank him to distract him from the pain?
Atkinator says:
haha oh he'd like that too much
Pajama Ninja says:
mmm i like that idea
such a nice tooshy
{random}HERO says:
alex's is way better
Atkinator says:
lol
i'm agreeing with both and add little mister jimmy jacobs in there too
{random}HERO says:
PUNK's ass is amazing
but Alex's still wins
Hero's too
Atkinator says:
Haha- no where near as great as alex's or JJ naked in a shower
Pajama Ninja says:
OMG melt!
those boys....
{random}HERO says:
but girls... what would we do if they like really got hurt...
Atkinator says:
tooo hottie for words
Pajama Ninja says:
i say we hold a vigil
Atkinator says:
a WHAT?
{random}HERO says:
Yes!
black vails candles the whole nine
Atkinator says:
Forgive the missing link that is me. :P
Pajama Ninja says:
lol - we'll keep you up to speed
{random}HERO says:
like make a pilgramige out to detroit and sit out side singing High Crusade songs and that shit
Atkinator says:
Haha- would that not seem a little wacky?
{random}HERO says:
no
Pajama Ninja says:
um no!
{random}HERO says:
it's devotion
Pajama Ninja says:
it'll show them we care
Atkinator says:
Bahaha I was joking
{random}HERO says:
we gotta show them we love them
Atkinator says:
Yeppers we do
Pajama Ninja says:
do we walk to detroit?
{random}HERO says:
hell no
I'd die
we need transportation
Atkinator says:
Ah *sticks hand in air* Aussie baby here!
{random}HERO says:
stap yourself to some turtles like Captin Jack did
Pajama Ninja says:
it would be epic if you walked on water too
lol at the turtles
{random}HERO says:
it's not the boy's fault you live down under
Pajama Ninja says:
well, there's this guy well call sunflower here at venice beach, who's selling his ride
{random}HERO says:
really?
Pajama Ninja says:
he's kind of a hippy
{random}HERO says:
hippy you say
Pajama Ninja says:
it's this psychadelic VW micro bus with the portrait of bob the builder on it
{random}HERO says:
sweet
Pajama Ninja says:
and it has shag carpeting and love beads on them
{random}HERO says:
like Kelso love bus on that 70's show?
Atkinator says:
Oh I so do not do oceans here. I'm like terrified to step in even one foot these days.
Pajama Ninja says:
just like kelso's!
ummm...how can we get you over here?
love means sacrafice
lol
{random}HERO says:
there are these things called planes....
they be new fangled things that fly
Pajama Ninja says:
intriguing... is it Dali Lama approved?
{random}HERO says:
sure I'm sure he uses one... ask him on twitter
if you don't belive me
Pajama Ninja says:
lol - i would but he follows no one on twitter. he's chuck norris like that
do approve Atkins?
Atkinator says:
Oh I approve of this big time.
{random}HERO says:
ok... so we get atikums here on a plane... then what just show up in Detroit and be like... people direct us to the homes of Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin?
Atkinator says:
I go with the plane idea
Pajama Ninja says:
wait... i think Chris is teaching at the house of pain
{random}HERO says:
oh really... house of pain you say
Pajama Ninja says:
house of truth!
{random}HERO says:
I was about to say...
Atkinator says:
lol!
Pajama Ninja says:
yeah... to many war movies today
{random}HERO says:
house of pain sounds like some place my Dani would be hanging around
Atkinator says:
i agree with that it does sound like a place he would hang round
{random}HERO says:
so we just walk into the house of truth and then what. Be like "Mr. Sabin... we love you and here to molest you"
Pajama Ninja says:
mmm
hmhm
Atkinator says:
Hehe he'll probably just gawk...
{random}HERO says:
or run away screaming
Pajama Ninja says:
he's a guy...he thinks with his huevos
{random}HERO says:
yeah...and
Atkinator says:
Always with the huevos
{random}HERO says:
you get sabin and Atkinator and I here get jack shit
Pajama Ninja says:
yay!
Atkinator says:
haha
we could use him to lure in shelley?
Pajama Ninja says:
he's going to love, me he's going to marry me
Atkinator says:
couldn't we?
Pajama Ninja says:
ooooh! now that's an idea
{random}HERO says:
Yes... lure shelley and I can have my Shelley
Atkinator says:
you and your miss congenality quotes
what about me?!
{random}HERO says:
*pets my little skunk haired boy*
we can use Shelley to lure JJ
Pajama Ninja says:
I try
Mrs. Pyjama Ninja Sabin
i like the sound of that
ooh JJ
{random}HERO says:
hehe
yeah don't they all live around Detroit?
Pajama Ninja says:
I think so. Girl you are so lucky. you're getting pierced nipples
Atkinator says:
Ah JJ- I just wanna torture him with something he'll enjoy haha.
Yeah I know, those piercings just- yum!
{random}HERO says:
I get peanut butter shelley time alright.... that's enough for me
Atkinator says:
ah- i can't get him so i go after one of the next best things!
{random}HERO says:
yes... Shelley is mine! MINE! but I'll share if you ask nice
Atkinator says:
ooo- can i have shelley?! just for one night and brainwash him
{random}HERO says:
NO!!!
Pajama Ninja says:
i just want to see him swivel those smexy hips
Atkinator says:
haha agreed
Pajama Ninja says:
don't tell Chris i said that
{random}HERO says:
No Brainwashing Shelley
I want Sabin for one night to act out some... um dreams I've had
Atkinator says:
yes to the brain washing! come on i can make me a slave
{random}HERO says:
No! My slave!
Atkinator says:
you should write those dreams into one-shots!
{random}HERO says:
who needs to write them if I can act them out damn it!
Atkinator says:
cause then we can actually read them lol u and your dirty mind
Pajama Ninja says:
ummmm... are you guys talking about my future boo
lol
oops no LOLing infront of Alex
Atkinator says:
yes, yes we are
{random}HERO says:
well Alex is my soulmate... so he's bound to fall in love with me
if not I'll handcuff him to a bed and force him to watch Power Puff Girls for 24 hrs and play bad music... he'll crack
Atkinator says:
haha- lol- omg powerpuff girls- girl i'd play something worse than that! twilght!
{random}HERO says:
that may kill him
I don't want a dead Alex
then no sex
Pajama Ninja says:
not twilight, anything but that
{random}HERO says:
and future cute little babies...
Atkinator says:
lol see ppl crack easy under that
Pajama Ninja says:
awww
Atkinator says:
even just a mention of it
Pajama Ninja says:
soooooo what about JJ
how are we going to get JJ for spike?
{random}HERO says:
use alex... they go way back
Atkinator says:
yeah get alex to lure him
{random}HERO says:
yes... this is brilliant plan
Atkinator says:
say we have candy for him. hehe
or new eyeliner
or furry stuff
lol
{random}HERO says:
we're gonna do this right... I can chain Alex to pipe in my crawl space and feed him crackers and seven up
Pajama Ninja says:
or piercings
Atkinator says:
lol
Pajama Ninja says:
can all 3 boys fit down there?
{random}HERO says:
I don't think so
it's small
Pajama Ninja says:
hmmmm....
we'll have to go somewhere with large spaces
{random}HERO says:
yeah and where strange things are common place
Atkinator says:
i say we just raid alex's house or jj's. lol- i wanna check to see what type of boxers they wear.
or don't-
Pajama Ninja says:
Utah?
Atkinator says:
hehe
Pajama Ninja says:
hahaha atkinator
{random}HERO says:
UTAH!
atkinator... seriously... underwear... you want to take this to pantie raiding?
when you can like see first hand on them what kind of underwear the wear
Pajama Ninja says:
i was jus going to have chris walk around in a loin cloth
Atkinator says:
why not?! you two went to kidnapping first. lol- loin cloth would look nice on chris- caveboy
esp with the hair
{random}HERO says:
Leather Pants... and I will force eyeliner on Alex
and black lipstick...
maybe why I'm comiting fellonies I should go kidnap Dani Filth?
Pajama Ninja says:
sorry...i was lost in a daydream
Atkinator says:
no- we just need our wrestler babies atm
i wanna copy jj and pour hot wax on his chest lol- scratch that honey!
{random}HERO says:
oooo I should get Punk to and wax him
Pajama Ninja says:
Punk needs to be waxed
Atkinator says:
okay that one we do need to snatch
{random}HERO says:
and dye his hair back to blonde!
Pajama Ninja says:
that hair is a crime against humanity
thee chest hair
{random}HERO says:
yes... it offends my eyes
Atkinator says:
agreed
{random}HERO says:
violent ex flash backs *shudder*
Pajama Ninja says:
imagine cuddling with that
Atkinator says:
ep no way!
Pajama Ninja says:
it's like shag carpeting
{random}HERO says:
^^^ *point to previous statemen*
Pajama Ninja says:
like the kind in the van
*ewww the ex
{random}HERO says:
yes...
nice hairless chest... *sigh*
Atkinator says:
lol
{random}HERO says:
hey if I gotta be hairless damn it... they do too!
Pajama Ninja says:
LOL
{random}HERO says:
who else if we are gonna go down this whole kidnapping route
Pajama Ninja says:
ummmm... i've always wanted to see if Brutus makes the English proud - if you know what i mean
Atkinator says:
Um- COUGH CHRISTIAN COUGH COUGH
{random}HERO says:
HERO
I wanna braid his hair...
his pretty blonde hair...
Atkinator says:
lol
Pajama Ninja says:
if this all works out, you can do that for years to come
seriously, especially out in the boonies in Utah
Atkinator says:
LOL UTAH IT IS
{random}HERO says:
yeah.. I mean... I've seen Big Love... there is some crazies out in the boonies in Utah... no offence
Atkinator says:
LOL Which means it won't look odd
Pajama Ninja says:
none taken. i lived in Provo. No big love, but we did play freeze tag at night
and bowled a lot
{random}HERO says:
well... we shot cars in WI... so yeah
so we really are gonna do this right?
Atkinator says:
haha - guess so, no point saying something and not doing it right?
{random}HERO says:
yeah Alex would not approve
Atkinator says:
I'll bet
{random}HERO says:
mean what ya say...
Atkinator says:
and we don't wanna not have his approval lol
Pajama Ninja says:
i'm in. Chris needs some tender loving care after that match
Atkinator says:
jj needs a new lacy to look out for
{random}HERO says:
Alex need a good punk girl by his side...
all be it a little crazy...
Pajama Ninja says:
lol
{random}HERO says:
so does this mean we gotta know each other's real names now?
since we are going to be kidnapping people an all
Atkinator says:
what about codenames
{random}HERO says:
well the boys can call us them till we um..have them in the palms of our hands and then they can call us our reall names. Do you really want Sabin to be screaming Pajama Ninja out during sexy time?
Pajama Ninja says:
uh - no
it would take away from the moment
Atkinator says:
haha though funny i agree- no
Pajama Ninja says:
lol
it would
hahaha
{random}HERO says:
yeah I really don't want Alex calling me Random Hero... it could get strange
Atkinator says:
yeah
lol
Pajama Ninja says:
Well, my name is Helena Maria Conchita Sol Dominguez del Rey
{random}HERO says:
freaking a... long ass name
Pajama Ninja says:
i'm latina
{random}HERO says:
oh
Pajama Ninja says:
it's what we do
Atkinator says:
too right- Well, I'm Clay Atkins
here
Pajama Ninja says:
call me Lena
{random}HERO says:
Sehvaun Isabella Flanery...
Pajama Ninja says:
ooh how Oirish
slancha!
{random}HERO says:
*hides at horribly irish name*
Atkinator says:
lol neat
{random}HERO says:
yeah yeah... irish...
Atkinator says:
Ditto
{random}HERO says:
just enough they call me Vauny... alright
Atkinator says:
Kay
{random}HERO says:
isn't Clay a dude's name?
Pajama Ninja says:
i like androgenous names!
Atkinator says:
Mmm- Dylan is one too, but girls can have it
{random}HERO says:
I guess...
it's just strange
Pajama Ninja says:
I was almost named Josefina so I feel for ya
*shudder*
Atkinator says:
damn
{random}HERO says:
Shevaun is so girly...
Atkinator says:
lol
{random}HERO says:
and so IRISH! grrrr.
Pajama Ninja says:
haha
Alright then Clay, Vauny...
Atkinator says:
Vauny, Clay...
Pajama Ninja says:
you guys are in?
{random}HERO says:
yup
Pajama Ninja says:
there's no turning back
Atkinator says:
Heck yeah
Pajama Ninja says:
rock on!
Atkinator says:
Haha of 'cause not
{random}HERO says:
I get Alex... so yeah I'm in
Pajama Ninja says:
btw, how do you guys feel about silver
{random}HERO says:
it's cool
Atkinator says:
Lol Its shweet better than gold
Pajama Ninja says:
that's the bridesmaids dresses you'll have to wear once hris falls in lurve wih me
fyi
Atkinator says:
LOL
Pajama Ninja says:
*Chris
{random}HERO says:
ok... it's gonna be a black wedding for me and Alex... I'm gonna get Dani Filth to marry us.
Atkinator says:
I wanna wear girl
{random}HERO says:
you would... dirty girl
jk
Pajama Ninja says:
lol
she means that in the way
Atkinator says:
HAHA
Pajama Ninja says:
haha
Atkinator says:
…
Pajama Ninja says:
alright, well, I'm going to go see sunflower about the microbus today
Atkinator says:
LOL
{random}HERO says:
ok sweet... I'm gonna go um... get some money
we need funding
Atkinator says:
That we do
{random}HERO says:
Clay be on the next flight from your crazy large island...
Pajama Ninja says:
we may need some bail money too
if this goes bad
{random}HERO says:
it's all good... dad's got connections to the IRA
Atkinator says:
I will be doing just that
Pajama Ninja says:
oooh, excellent!
{random}HERO says:
so we need guns... I got a cousin...
Atkinator says:
LOL
{random}HERO says:
but I got some people who owe me some money... they'll be paying up
*shakes fist*
Pajama Ninja says:
oh dear
lol
I'm going to cash in my lotto ticket
$50 is a start right
{random}HERO says:
yeah
I'll have at least 2 grand in um... back payments
Pajama Ninja says:
haha, i won't ask
{random}HERO says:
don't
Pajama Ninja says:
this is forever right?
maybe I should sell my house
{random}HERO says:
yeah... I ain't giving up Alex
Pajama Ninja says:
and my car
and my giant yarn ball
{random}HERO says:
once the claws are in he ain't going anywhere
yarn
Pajama Ninja says:
yeah, i got it on ebay
{random}HERO says:
oh...
Pajama Ninja says:
it was a grat idea at the time
until i had no backyard space
{random}HERO says:
I'll um... off load the rest of my product which will be a nice hefty sum of cash as well
Pajama Ninja says:
but things like that earn interest, right?
{random}HERO says:
I guess
I don't deal in yarn
Pajama Ninja says:
i lived in utah-
it's what we do
{random}HERO says:
yeah... well we do other things out here.
Pajama Ninja says:
solid!
sunflower just texted me, and he's throwing in a free shamwow
{random}HERO says:
well I guess atkinator ran away... and the plan is in motion. I'll send you my cell number via e-mail and call me when you're heading out this way and I'll direct to the crib
Pajama Ninja says:
sweet, laterz!
{random}HERO says:
laters...