Hey there fella's! JubblyBubbly here with my first fanfiction, I hope you enjoy it, there'll be more to come! A few things I want to clear up:
Number one: Most importantly, this is an Anthromorphic AU, so they don't kill teh guard.
Number two: This is set during FNaF 1, not really important, just saying.
Number three: I may/may not add lemons in later chapters *Rubs hands together mischievously*
Number four: Make sure to- Okay, okay, let's get on with the story now, I think most of you aren't going to read past the author's note, if you have then congratulations! You get to read the story! Enjoy the first chapter folks!
"3… 2… 1… BINGO!" a voice echoed through the dirtied halls of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, home of Freddy ad his friends. "First night shouldn't be problem, this'll be freakin' easy!" A young Mike Schmidt said to himself enthusiastically. He hummed the famous Toreador tune to himself while he glanced around his new lair. He leant over his desk and grabbed a pack of gum and nodded in approval before engulfing a stick of chewy candy in his mouth. All the while making obnoxious smacking sounds with his mouth, unfortunately, this attracted some, "unwanted" attention.
"Jesus, who's making that annoying noise!?" A familiar rabbit announced, grinding his teeth in annoyance.
"Bonnie just calm down, it's not hurting anyone" Chica sighed whilst putting her beloved cupcake on a table, "You used to do that, remember?"
"No, I don't think so" Bonnie replied nonchalantly, but it was an obvious lie, he was never good at lying.
"I think it's the new night guard" Freddy pointed out, tilting his head ever so slightly towards the office.
"Aye, I'd be bloody killin' ta poor lad if 't weren' for me headache," The infamous Foxy the pirate poked his head, "I need me som' medicin'." And with that he limped into the kitchen in search of the painkillers.
After a moment of awkward silence and a Christmas of glares Chica abruptly broke the silence.
"Anyone want pizza? I'm starving!"
Freddy and Bonnie nodded and grinned while Chica skipped off to the kitchen, the annoying sound still echoing.
"I swear to god I will f-"
"Bonnie, watch your profanity"
"Yes mom" He replied sarcastically
So there it is guys! Let me know what you think. The next chapter will be coming very soon so don't worry! Leave a nice review and whatever and I'll see ya'll next time. Peace!