A/N: Just a little something something for you all :) and when I say little something something I mean little. It's just a small crack fic inspired by something I'm going to see today. I really want to make a habit for posting for all of you regularly again. Complete authors note will be on the bottom. Enjoy (:


Breaking Dawn

A Klaine Crack Fic

"It will be great, I assure you. Now stop fussing and complaining and just come on!" Kurt urged his boyfriend, tugging on his hand and pulling him forward as the line began to move a little inch by little inch, excited conversations filled the air, fans done in costumes and make up and Blaine just sighed, wondering why he was here as the line began to move a little in the middle of the mall and Kurt continued to tug on his hand excitement in his voice as he continued to say how amazing this whole night is going to be.

It was mid-night and excitement was just radiating off the boy, Blaine is glad Kurt is happy but seriously anything...anything but this, this was just torture.

"Kurt, Kurt...why are you dragging me to this," Blaine continued to whine just a little bit, as Kurt continued to enthuse.

"Kuuuuuuuuuurt!" Blaine's big puppy eyes bored into Kurt's and Kurt stopped mid sentence and frowned.

"You know one of the girls would of loved to come with you, hell Wes would even be on board you know for a fact that he has man crush on Emmett why didn't you take him!"

"You didn't hear me complain when you drug me to the midnight premier of Deathly Hallows, what is so wrong with me wanting to go see something with my boyfriend, something I want to see." Kurt argued.
"You wanted to see Harry Potter with me, don't lie." Blaine pointed out and Kurt gave him one of his best bitch glares, hands on hips and all.
"That was until I found out that Snape died." Kurt added hastily and Blaine merely just smirked.
"NOW that was only your fault and your fault alone there babe." Blaine beamed.
"I told you, you should have read the books, I would of let you borrow them."
"You know for a fact that I didn't want to ruin the magic of it all Blaine."
"Then don't be such a sour grape about Snape dying and acting like it's all my fault that you had to witness it."

"You guys are still fighting about that?" a voice stated a few spots up from them and Blaine full out smiled.
"Nice to see you here Wesley, long time no see. Still can't resist that Emmett I assume?" Kurt let out a small chuckle beside Blaine and Wes' face whitened, if that was possible.
"Uh, no..what are you talking about. I'm in the same position as you." Wes declared.
"Lindsey insisted that I should come, that is all. Point blank, the end. Shut up!" he started to become defensive and Blaine and Kurt clutched onto each other from laughing so hard.

Maybe seeing this movie wont be so bad after all. Blaine thought to himself.

"I wouldn't be laughing so hard if I were you there Blainers." Wes stated, a mischievous gleam in his eyes.

"Oh and why wouldn't I be?" Blaine questioned, stepping closer to Wes.

"Well last time I checked your boyfriend here is team Jacob, is he not?"

"Well yeah? But what does that have to deal with anything."

"Looks like your going to be watching him drool over another man, shirtless, and way more built then you, and better looking, you're going to have to watch that through the entire movie—have fun with that." Wes smirked before turning towards Kurt...
"Yeah Mr. I want relations with Taylor Lautner on a dewy meadow before he gets fat."
"Not cool Wesley, not cool!" Blaine stated, backing out of Kurt's angry glare.

"You told him." Kurt questioned calmly, but Blaine knew he was everything but calm as he took another unsure step back.
"Him of all people?"

"I-it was hot!" Blaine stated in his defense.

"It actually is pretty hot!" Wes stated and Lindsay spoke for the first time that night.
"Are you sure you're straight Wes?"


A/N: See like I said short but a little bit cracky! :D Are short little things like this okay as substitutes until I get chapters posted? I will also accept prompts if you would like! Is there something you would like written but don't know exactly how to write it yourselves? Shoot some by me, I'll be up for it! (: I'll even try different pairings if that is what you are into, I'll do anything. I love posting for you all! It's just sometimes really hard to maintain a schedule with my chapter stories, which I apologize for that a lot, but let me apologize again to you all!

But anyways, onto a different note!

How many of you were or still are excited about Twilight Sagas: Breaking Dawn Part I's release!

I was going to go to the midnight premier the other day, but with school and everything being the next day I wasn't allowed to do it.

So I'm settling for seeing it today.

This little piece right here is pretty much a small crack fic of what I think would of happened before Kurt and Blaine would of seen this movie and then I'll write another one after I see the movie for what their reactions will be!

So now let me ask you these!

How many of you are going to see this movie!
How many of you already seen it,
what team are you on?
If you don't like Twilight, why don't you?
Have you read the books?
Do you like the movies or the books better?

In return I will answer the questions too!
I did not see the movie yet,
I'm going to see it today.

I am on team Edward in the books
and team Jacob in the movies, cause I mean come on! I feel so bad for him, plus he is like super hot!
Haha! Uhm, I don't really like Twilight as much as I used to-I liked it before it was big and crazy and now I'm just sick of it, but I will still continue to see the movies anyways just so I can complete the series, you know!
I have read the books and I believe they are so much better than the movies, there my answers. NOW YOU ALL ANSWER!

Woah, sorry this is probably the longest authors note ever but I want to get to know more about all of you!

Hell since I made a Harry Potter reference and that DVD has just gotten released recently I'll ask questions about that.

Are you team Blaine or team Kurt, meaning do you like Harry Potter more than Twilight or the other way around?

Who is your favorite character?

Did you read the books? If no, why?(Mine is Kurt's reason)

Do you like the books or movies better?

Anything else you would like to say? Yes you can even throw in stuff about A Very Potter Musical and A Very Potter Sequel! ;) nothing wrong with that, I'd never object to that

and well of course as always.
I really hope you all enjoy this!
A little something to hold you over until I'm done the next chapter of Outlaws aye? (;
Don't forget to comment and fav (;
xoxoxo!
XxLaurenxX

-IrishGermanWoodNymph

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