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Summary: There just aren't enough scenes of Sam and Jack kissing. Here are a series of vignettes that attempt to remedy that terrible oversight. Guttery, Angsty, Fluffy but always delightfully S/J.
Author's Note: I just needed a project that would let me write something fun and easy from time to time. And who doesn't love a good Sam/Jack kiss? The plan here is to find as many places in the show where it would be realistically possible to insert a little lip action between my favorite couple. (So no crazy drunken parties or a storage closet rendezvous. I'm going to try and keep it actually in cannon, with just a few minor tweaks here and there.) I've started a list, and I'm open to suggestions. Let me know where you think Sam and Jack could have shared a kiss.
Stolen Kisses
Chapter 1: A Bushel and a Peck and Kiss Upon Your Neck (The Broca Divide)
Some say he did steal a kiss, some say it was just the angle of the camera playing tricks on the eye. I think you know which side I come down on in this debate. But just to clarify . . .
It's not that Jack O'Neill hadn't noticed that his blond-haired, blue-eyed Captain was a beautiful woman. But her very vocal scientific geekiness and the giant feminist chip on her shoulder had kept most of his attraction to the female officer at bay. It also helped that he most often saw her wearing the shapeless BDUs, unisex flight suits, and bulky vests and gear that comprised their regular uniforms. Thus hiding—for the most part—her shapely curves, even if Jack couldn't help noticing her enticingly long, slender legs.
No, Colonel Jack O'Neill was perfectly content to fool himself into believing that he felt no more attraction for Captain Samantha Carter than any other healthy virile man looking at any other pretty young woman. That is until she surprised him in the steamy locker room wearing nothing but a pair of thin cotton shorts, slung low around her hips and a very small olive tank top. Her creamy skin glistened from the sticky heat. Her crystal eyes seared into his with such wanton lust. He was stupefied.
As she reached for him and captured his mouth with her own he knew with absolute certainty she was bare under the revealing clothing. He could feel every pillowy contour of her body as she pressed herself against him. He was still warm and damp from the shower and even amidst his shock at her ferocious advance he responded to her immediately. His brain warred with his body. He tried to fend her off and preserve both her honor and his sanity. At the same time his raw desire was nearly overwhelming. He had not felt such incredible passion for any woman in quite some time.
Sam pulled him down onto the bench and pressed the whole length of her body on top of him. He tried speaking to her, reasoning with her, yelling at her. Anything to keep from tasting her and feeling her. But he was practically incoherent even to himself and she was acutely focused on her objective. When she asked if he wanted her he couldn't fully deny it. The evidence was obvious to both of them.
Jack managed to push her away from him slightly but over estimated the required force, which found them tumbling to the ground. He wrapped himself around her to cushion their fall. Laying a top her he was now in control of the situation if not himself. Sam's lips were lush and succulent as she moaned and moved beneath him. He knew he had to end this now or he wouldn't stop. He reached down to lift her up and carry her to the infirmary just as she arched upwards into him and tilted her head back to reveal the full length her milky neck.
The temptation was just too much for him. As he pulled her up Jack gently brushed his lips along her luscious throat. The skin was smooth and slightly salty on his rough lips. Before he was tempted to take more, he quickly pushed off the floor and raised them both off the ground.
She struggled and fought as he carried her to the infirmary. And soon other events and the alien virus overtook him. But he had tasted Samantha Carter for the first time, and he knew then he would never get enough.