The Magical Adventures of DDR
Once there was a man named DDR Man. He played DDR. He sucked at it, though. One day he decided that he would go to the magic land of DDR Place World and kill the DDR Wizard so he could eat his spleen and get ultimate DDR playing powers.
"Mom I'm going to kill a man so I can eat his liver and play an arcade game," said DDR Man to DDR Mom.
"Okay sweetie," said DDR Mom, and with that, he was gone.
On his way to DDR Place World, he met the magical Feral Imp Boy named Akira.
"Yo," said Akira.
"Hi," said DDR Man, "Which way to DDR Palace? I must kill the DDR Wizard and eat his spleen."
Akira pointed behind him.
"Oh, thanks. Also, what does feral mean?"
"I. . . Don't. . . Know."
"Sexy."
He proceeded on his adventure. He came to DDR Palace.
"I knew you would have come here to eat my liver," said DDR Wizard.
"Yeah," said DDR Man.
"Well," said DDR Wizard, "I have prepared something for you."
"What is it?"
An anvil fell on DDR Man. Later that night, DDR Wizard snuggled with his liver in his bed, happy to know it would be safe from any liver-devouring fiends throughout all the night.