Title: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: Dumbledore's Story.
Author: Twice DeFun
Summary: Here is an 'exerpt' of what is going to happen in the upcoming book published by J.K. Rowling. It's a bit twisted..
but hopefully a tad funny?
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A bit of a word before the story begins. If you don't already know, infomation about the 5th Harry Potter Book:
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix has been given out and can be seen here: http://www.bloomsburymagazine.com/harrypotter/wizard/section/news.asp J.K. Rowling and her editers also gave out a snippet of the book and what to expect. Well... the following surounded by the '---' '---' is done by J.K. Rowling and the rest after that is my own, um, twist to it. Well, enjoy, and please remember to review at the end! :-)
P.S. Sorry for any typos.
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"Dumbledore lowered his hands and surveyed Harry through his half-moon glasses.
'It is time,' he said, 'for me to tell you what I should have told you five years ago, Harry.
Please sit down. I am going to tell you everything.'"
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Dumbledore took off his glass, sat on his desk, and sighed.
"I knew this was going to be difficult, but let me start from the beginning..."
"Five years ago, I was a young boy unsure of himself and others. I did many things... experimented with many sorts of hallucinating thing and became involved in numerous sexual activities.... orgies and the whole sort..."
"Then one day I spotted him through the mass of naked bodies on the floor. A young, beautiful man as unsure as I was. Slowly... I advanced towards him in my baby blue short shorts with my muscular body. He looked up, saw me, and smiled."
"At that time I knew we were meant for each other... him with his ghastly white skin and red eyes.... his lushes black hair, I knew I was in love."
"We then began to make love....Which I will not go into details seeing the horrors on Young, beautiful harry's face...."
Dumbledore sighed. "You see, Tom Marvalo Riddle, or Voldemort as he wished to be called.... really came back five years ago... I didn't want to tell anyone. I was so young, so nieve."
Harry looked at Dumbledore confused and frightened, "But that doesn't make any sense" he protested, "I fought him when he was on Professor Quirrell's head... and just last year he came back! I'm so confused!"
"Poor, poor, Harry" Dumbledore said to harry with empathy, "so young, so ignorant. I went to drastic measures to preserve and fight off others to prove the one I love was really weak. But you see Harry, that face on the back of Professor Quirrell's head was merely a replica of the one I loved, much less beautiful may I add...."
"The Voldie you saw last year, was the real thing. A year and a half ago we decided to break it off. He was being so possessive and we argued constantly. Sadly, we parted and went our separate ways." Dumbledore looked up and sniffed, trying not to start crying.
"Gawd, I miss him so." Dumbledore whispered as a tear ran down his face.
"That STILL doesn't make any sense." Harry objected, "I saw Voldemort as a mutated baby thing... how could he be that way if he was fine only a few months or whatever before?"
"Oh... that." Dumbledore looked down and sighed. "Here, little one, come look into the pensive and you will find your answer to that." Dumbledore got off of the desk and Harry got out of his seat. Slowly, they walked over to where the pensive was.
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Chapter 2 Coming up Soon! Very interesting... hehehe.
Please do your part in the Fanfiction.net community and review! Flames are being accepted. :-)
Author: Twice DeFun
Summary: Here is an 'exerpt' of what is going to happen in the upcoming book published by J.K. Rowling. It's a bit twisted..
but hopefully a tad funny?
___
A bit of a word before the story begins. If you don't already know, infomation about the 5th Harry Potter Book:
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix has been given out and can be seen here: http://www.bloomsburymagazine.com/harrypotter/wizard/section/news.asp J.K. Rowling and her editers also gave out a snippet of the book and what to expect. Well... the following surounded by the '---' '---' is done by J.K. Rowling and the rest after that is my own, um, twist to it. Well, enjoy, and please remember to review at the end! :-)
P.S. Sorry for any typos.
---
"Dumbledore lowered his hands and surveyed Harry through his half-moon glasses.
'It is time,' he said, 'for me to tell you what I should have told you five years ago, Harry.
Please sit down. I am going to tell you everything.'"
---
Dumbledore took off his glass, sat on his desk, and sighed.
"I knew this was going to be difficult, but let me start from the beginning..."
"Five years ago, I was a young boy unsure of himself and others. I did many things... experimented with many sorts of hallucinating thing and became involved in numerous sexual activities.... orgies and the whole sort..."
"Then one day I spotted him through the mass of naked bodies on the floor. A young, beautiful man as unsure as I was. Slowly... I advanced towards him in my baby blue short shorts with my muscular body. He looked up, saw me, and smiled."
"At that time I knew we were meant for each other... him with his ghastly white skin and red eyes.... his lushes black hair, I knew I was in love."
"We then began to make love....Which I will not go into details seeing the horrors on Young, beautiful harry's face...."
Dumbledore sighed. "You see, Tom Marvalo Riddle, or Voldemort as he wished to be called.... really came back five years ago... I didn't want to tell anyone. I was so young, so nieve."
Harry looked at Dumbledore confused and frightened, "But that doesn't make any sense" he protested, "I fought him when he was on Professor Quirrell's head... and just last year he came back! I'm so confused!"
"Poor, poor, Harry" Dumbledore said to harry with empathy, "so young, so ignorant. I went to drastic measures to preserve and fight off others to prove the one I love was really weak. But you see Harry, that face on the back of Professor Quirrell's head was merely a replica of the one I loved, much less beautiful may I add...."
"The Voldie you saw last year, was the real thing. A year and a half ago we decided to break it off. He was being so possessive and we argued constantly. Sadly, we parted and went our separate ways." Dumbledore looked up and sniffed, trying not to start crying.
"Gawd, I miss him so." Dumbledore whispered as a tear ran down his face.
"That STILL doesn't make any sense." Harry objected, "I saw Voldemort as a mutated baby thing... how could he be that way if he was fine only a few months or whatever before?"
"Oh... that." Dumbledore looked down and sighed. "Here, little one, come look into the pensive and you will find your answer to that." Dumbledore got off of the desk and Harry got out of his seat. Slowly, they walked over to where the pensive was.
----
Chapter 2 Coming up Soon! Very interesting... hehehe.
Please do your part in the Fanfiction.net community and review! Flames are being accepted. :-)