You Know You Are a Gamer When

When you watched LOTR 2 you thought. Aragorn. save vs cliff. botch

When you watched LOTR 2 you thought. Aragorn. save vs watery grave. success

When you watched LOTR 2 you thought. Legolas. automatic success vs anything (shield down stairs and jumping up onto the horse)

When your first thoughts when you wake up are "how best can I kill my players today"

When your first thoughts when you wake up are "how best can I avoid my character getting killed"

When creating 20 characters in a weekend is nothing

When you already have a new character all lined up before your current character is killed. and about four more ideas in the woodwork

When you spend more days and nights gaming than you do with anything else

When you spend your lunch money or rent money on gaming books

When you know by heart more than one gaming book by heart. even if you don't own it

When gaming is more important than sleep

When gaming is more important than sex/your significant other

When gaming is more important than showering (I know eww. but I know a few)

When you randomly start acting like one of your characters

When all of your conversations start sounding like your running a game

When a simple game of Magic sounds like your in a role playing game

This came to me this morning when I woke up and thought it was funny. and for all those who don't know. yes I am a hard core gamer going through withdrawal cause I just moved and I don't currently have a game to play in ^_^