A/N: yes, I know this sucks and that it's really short but it popped into my head and I had to write it down. I know I did a bad job, but it took me five minutes.
Bella Edward
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Edward, how many times do I have to say it? You are Santa Claus!
No, I'm not.
Yes, you are!
No, I'm not.
Yes, you are!
No, I'm not.
Yes, you are!
No, I'm not.
Yes, you are!
No, I'm not.
Yes, you are!
No, I'm not.
Yes, you are!
No, I'm not.
Yes, you are!
No, I'm not.
YES YOU ARE! I'm going to prove it to you. Look at the evidence: you're both immortal; you both have weird powers; you both don't actually exist—
WHAT?!?!?!?
Shut up, Eddie and let me finish. Where was I? Oh, yeah. You know the song "Santa Claus is Coming To Town"? Well, the line "he sees you when you're sleeping"—well, so do you (stalker)—"he knows when you're awake"—that's you, too. And then—"he knows if you've been bad or good"—I don't know how he knows, but you read minds, so you do too, and...
!!!!!!!!!!!!STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am not Santa Claus.
Yes, you are!
No, I'm not.
Yes, you are!
No, I'm not.
Yes, you are!
No, I'm not.
Yes, you are!
No, I'm not.
Yes, you are!
No, I'm not.
Yes, you are!
No, I'm not.
Yes, you are!
No, I'm not.
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Etc.
A/N: pathetic, aren't they?