"Annabeth?"
"Yes?"
"Please sign here, here and here," Percy pointed to random sections on a paper. Annabeth stood up from her bed and took the paper, her eyes squinting trying to read what's on it.
"Yeah, I give up. What is this?"
"A contract," he said causally. As if he's done this everyday. "A contract?" She raised an eyebrow.
"Yes. A contract. Now please, read it aloud and carefully." She shrugged her shoulders and began.
"This contract is between Annabeth Chase and Perseus Jackson.
I will kill the cute, little innocent spiders, that also have the right to live and raise little cute, innocent families of it's own and have feelings too. I will do this for Annabeth Chase because I am a great boyfriend.
I will send the spirits of the cute, little, innocent spiders (who still have the right to feel and love and live) to Hades within 5 minutes of Annabeth Chase calmly letting me know a cute little innocent spider is out to kill/offend her. Understand I'm not responsible for the cute little innocent spider spirit tormenting you in the hereafter because you had a contract out on their innocent little life.
I will also dispose of the lifeless cute little carcass of the now dead innocent spider (whom still had the right to love, live and feel). Annabeth Chase agrees she must say some comforting and encouraging words to make me feel better."
Annabeth spent no more than two seconds signing the contract and throwing it in a safe, where she would forever keep it and make sure he never forgot.
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