In a small office space, a blue male hedgehog with white gloves and red shoes named Sonic was seen at a computer looking at images of him in love with a pink female hedgehog in a pink dress named Amy laughing.
"Like this is ever gonna happen, if anything me and Sally are more likely, but thanks to SEGA not only am I not allowed to date her on screen, but A, she was fired when my comic moved to IDW and B, she looks more at home in Sonic Boom thanks to that redesign. Speaking of which, let's look it up for old time sake," Sonic explained before trying to look up Sonally, but comes across something else, "What the heck is Sonadow?"
Sonic clicked on the link to find images of him and a male black hedgehog with red stripes named Shadow kissing and doing... well other stuff that I can't mention in this fic.
"What the heck? What is this?" Sonic asked before he continues scrolling to find no end to it while at the same time losing his sanity. Meanwhile in a small workshop, with a yellow/orange male two tailed Fox named Tails was seen talking to two echidnas; one was a female and pink named Julie-Su while the other was red male one named Knuckles.
"And that's why I don't get why there's romance between us thanks to Ken Penders' questionable family tree he came up with," Julie-Su pointed out feeling like she's a distant cousin of Knuckles instead of his girlfriend.
"I can see where you two are having issues with that family tree and unless someone changes it, I'm afraid it might not work out," Tails pointed out hating to tell the truth.
"Well at least you tried to help us, so don't feel bad about it," Knuckles pointed out before the three of them hear Sonic scream.
"What was that?" Julie-Su asked.
"That sounded like Sonic," Tails answered before him and the two echidnas get up to see what was going on. Upon arriving, they see Sonic curled up in a corner scarred by what he saw.
"Sonic? You okay?" Tails asked trying to get a response from his big brother.
"Let me cry in peace," Sonic demanded in a weak voice before a thud is heard; they both along with Julie-Su look over to see Knuckles passed out on the floor with a major nosebleed.
"Sheesh, haven't seen him do that since he accidentally walked in on Tikal in the shower. What's on here that's got him doing that any..." Julie-Su said as she goes to the computer and pauses mid sentence before covering her mouth almost ready to throw up while Tails gives Sonic a glass of water.
"You okay, Julie-Su?" Tails asked before Julie-Su runs out of the room, "sheesh, what did you find, Sonic?"
"You don't want to know, little bro," Sonic pointed out slowly regaining his sanity before out of nowhere a brown female squirrel/chipmunk in a blue vest and blue boots named Sally walks up to the computer and gets shocked by what she sees.
"Aunt Sally, it's not what you think!" Tails pointed out scared by how Sally might react, but it was too late, Sally closed her eyes in fear as a SEGA of Japan employee walks up to her.
"Okay first off, your not supposed to be here anymore and even if you were allowed here you need to be wearing..." the employee pointed out before Sally interrupted by knocking him out cold with her fist.
"Should we start running?" Tails asked in a scared tone.
"Yep," Sonic pointed out. Later, him and Tails were seen running from Sally.
"Get your blue tail back here!" Sally shouted in a demonic voice.
"Look on the bright side, Sonic, at least Shadow didn't see what was on that computer," Tails pointed out unaware that back at the small office space a black hedgehog with red stripes named Shadow walks in and noticed Knuckles on the ground with his nosebleed still; curious as to what's going on, he looks at the computer.
"What?! Me? With him?" Shadow asked, "what the f..."
The end... for now