Soul Shots
A/N: Here we go, some weird little dialogues I wrote about a soul bond Hinny!
And the typos are gone! :3
"You know, I always knew that your period was bad..."
"So?"
"I just didn't expect it to be that bad on me too."
"It is?"
"Yeah, cramps."
"Oh... I guess I never really thought about that..."
"Mhm, feels weird to have them even tough it is physiologically impossible."
"Hm..."
"What?"
" I already wondered why it was only half as bad as it is usually."
"Huh."
"Yeah..."
"That's really weird but I'm glad I could help you out with this one, love."
"That's kinda rich. I literally gave my soul and all I got was half the pain off."
"Are yoi saying that's all you got?"
"Maybe..."
"I'll show you just how good it can be to share sensation. Come 'ere!"
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"Harry."
"Yes, love?"
"Why are you naked?"
"You say it like it's a bad thing!"
"That's not the point! Besides, it definitely isn't bad... not at all..."
"Dear, you are drooling."
"Ehem! Anyways... You making me horny doesn't justify sitting starkers in our front yard!"
"I knew I made you w-!"
"Not the point, Potter! Explain, now!"
"Yes, well... I might have lost a bet."
"A bet."
"Yes."
"You lost any money?"
"No..."
"Property?"
"No."
"Our freedom?"
"Wha- No!"
"Then get into the house and take responsibility!"
"Yes ma'am."
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"Ginny?"
"Yes, Harry?"
"Why are you wearing a ribbon?"
"Can't a woman wear one?"
"Okay, let me rephrase that. Why are you wearing nothing but a ribbon?"
"And here I thought you would be happy."
"I didn't say I wasn't. Just why are you sitting under the kitchen table?"
"What?"
"Sirius..."
"You lost a bet too, huh?"
"No..."
"How did it come to this then?"
"That is a long and very confusing story, involving Sirius, Dobby and a horde of angry sheep..."
"(gasp) The fluffy horde of doom?!"
"Yes, yes... wait, how do you-?"
"Come love, you need some counseling!"
"And by that you aren't referring to your penis, are you?"
"You know me so well... As do these sheep..."
(Collective shuddering)