"So...you...expect me...to train some kid..."
Tori, a girl 19 years of age, glared at Jiraiya,
"Hey! I'm not too crazy about this, either! And I'm not a kid! I'm 19!"
Jiraiya smirked, "Right..."
He didn't want to train this girl Naruto (now Hokage, posing a striking resemblance to the 4th Hokage) found on the streets. I mean, sure, she's pretty, in her plain, yet elegant blue kimono...and her long, luscious brown hair, fixed carefully into a ponytail...BUT she's way too young for him. Jiraiya tried to come up with an excuse not to train this girl,
"What about Kakashi?" he asked hopefully, receiving the evil eye from Kakashi.
Naruto shrugged, "You trained me. Why not..."
"Tori"
"Tori? I see...Why not train Tori?" Jiraiya's face turned red,
"Umm..."
Naruto smiled, "It's settled then! Tori, meet your new sensei. Jiraiya."
Tori's jaw dropped. She knew this man was some porno writer. He was not sensei material! Kakashi, looking quite pleased with himself, and Naruto walked away.
Kakashi snickered, "Goodbye, Oh Great Toad Sage!"
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An: This is not mine! My best friend wrote this! Anyways, please send all reviews and junk to Neither me nor my friend owns Naruto! If I did, Gaara would be more important, and if my friend did, Jiraiya would be in love with her. Anywhoo, Speak to ya later!