Allegations
So this is a random idea that floated into my head while reading a story about Flora being evil. I could never think of Flora as evil, or Layton, or Clive-but what would they think?
The time has come to find out.
Layton
Me, evil? Who said that? Someone on the internet? But why?
*Runs over to the computer*
This is awful…all these people really think I'm evil? Committing such terrible deeds would be ungentlemanly. Not to mention punishable by prison sentence.
You think I'd get out? But that would be un-
Ah. I see your point. But, back to the matter at hand. To the general public-
What's that? Oh I see. To the crazy Layton obsessed fans on the internet, I am not evil. The crimes you have accused me of in your works of creative writing, sorry, fan fiction, which can I just point out, are not even real, I have never committed. I am an English gentleman, and I would never even think of doing anything remotely similar to what has been written of me.
They're just for jokes? How dare you! Come here, you-
The following description is far too graphic to be in a story that is rated K.
Clive
Huh? Yeah, people seem to think I'm an evil psycho. Funny how when I'm evil, I also need to be insane.
Does it bother me? Nah. Not really. I don't really care what people on the internet think of me.
What the-
This story is rated K? Sorry. But honestly, who wrote this? Must have been some messed up stalker who has nothing better to do with their life.
You wrote it? Oh. Um…have you posted it on the internet yet? No? Well, please don't. Oh and about the evil thing…
*Smiles evilly*
All the allegations were true. Muhahaha!
We would now recommend that no one goes near Clive as he is leaving for the mental hospital.
Flora
Um, hey…why are you wearing a space suit?
Clive tried to kill you, okay. But you don't think I'd try to kill you right? Huh?
What did you say? People think I'm evil! God the internet is full of awful people *sob sob* Why would anyone think I'm evil?
What do you mean, no one knows anything about me? They practically know what's happened my whole life, and in one game too!
That's just mean, why would I lie to you? I-
No! I haven't got anything to hide! I've told you all about my life and this is what I get? You're probably one of those people who writes nasty stuff about me, aren't you?
Whaa-you're recording this? Gimme that!
Descole
People think I'm evil? How-
Oh yeah I forgot I actually am evil. Have a nice day!
Rosetta
Evil? Me? I've just got a crush on the Professor *smiles sweetly*
Of course he likes me! How can you even say that? The Professor and I are destined for each other, and one day, when we get married, I won't invite you to our wedding-
Huh? Come here, you little brat! There will be a wedding, and I will become Rosetta Layton! Muhahaha!
What? That wasn't an evil laugh. My throat is just a little sore. Hehe…
Don Paolo
Well I did used to be evil. But I'm completely good now!
What do you mean? Of course Layton did the driving! God you're worse than Layton's brat-
Well, erm, it wouldn't have been a problem for me because, I can in fact, drive. Ahem.
No I will not drive you to the studio! Get out! Out!
So there you have it, if you feel like I missed anyone or something please review and who knows, there might be another chapter on the way. Please review cos it makes me happy and sunshine. See yap!
