"Have I ever told you of the time I got roped into some group of interpol anthropormorphic animals? Would you believe me if I did? If you don't, too bad."

A spotlight flashes on a blue-eyed young man in a black jacket, blue jeans, and a white button-up shirt, wielding a golden pistol.

"Name's Matthew Maragi...or Matt, or by my title, Matt the Merciless"

Matt soon holsters his gun and tips his glasses a small bit

"This is a story how I got roped into antics of interpol, to stop 5 thieving beastkin from plaguing havoc on their world."

Matt turns around, as he dodges 3 rockets from an unknown angle

"This is the story of Inspector Carmelita: Azure Thieves."

Matt soon makes his break for it among the rooftops, still dodging rockets. Matt soon opens fire with his handgun, which shot out bolts of electricity.

"What the Hell do you want from me?!" Matt yells out trying to retaliate against the mysterious assailant

"I want you dead, that's what!" the person responding, retaliating with another rocket

Matt only growls as he jumps off of the rocket towards the assailant. Only to be struck down by a melee strike from the person's missile launcher

"Stay out of this kid...you got no place in this world." The person said as they returned to the shadows, all Matt could see was a cat's tail, implying the person was a cat beastkin.

Matt soon passes out growling, only waking up in a matter of hours. Inside of a jail cell

"The hell?" was all Matt could think about as he sees the bars, thinking he'd still have his armagus he checked his pockets, only to find out he'd been pickpocketed.

"DAMN IT!" Matt yelled out realizing he was pickpocketed

"Calm down sparky, you weren't pickpocketed" said a male voice coming from a wolf in a interpol uniform, he had similar glasses to Matt as well as an earpiece

Matt only facepalms and sighs

"My bad, sorry." was Matt's only reply

"It's no trouble, you just overreact." said the wolf

"Heh, you're not the only one who thinks that."

Matt and the wolf exchange a small laugh.

"Name's John...you're not from these parts I guess?"

"I'm not, that's for sure...Name's Matthew, please call me Matt though."

Matt and John soon shook hands.

"By the way, where's my weapon?"

"I'm analyzing it and fixing it up to help with our plans...theirs 5 thieves out and about in the world. part human part animal"

Matt's eyes widened. He had a feeling he could help enlighten John

"Beastkin...of course"

John titled his head at the term

"Beastkin?"

"A manmade project in my world, I know a whole lot of them, and another one kocked me out."

"So that explains why you were out cold when we got you here..."

"yea...wait what?" Matt looked at John curiously

John only sighs as he adjusts his glasses

"should of told ya sooner that you're not in your world anymore...these "beastkin" as you call 'em somehow got transported here through unknown means, a certain someone gave us an idea to fight fire with fire..."

"I see." Matt only could imagine who this someone was.

"Anyways, she'll be glad to know your awake...from now on we're a team." John only grins as he and Matt shake hands through the cell bars.

"I'll look forward to working with ya John." Matt smiles as he has his free hand out

John soon tosses Matt's weapon over, it was still the same golden color, but it had a black engraving on the barrel with an interpol badge-like insignia

"Insignia?" Matt asks out

"yeah, it's standard, keep it as a memento when this is all over."

"Thanks..."

Matt soon stretches as he holsters his armagus, before someone opens the door with a loud huff

"This is NOT going as I hoped"

the agent who walked in sighs

"Pleaese tell me he's awake, John..."

"He is, inspector fox. I fixed his weapon too while he was in dreamland"

the agent soon looks at Matt, her expression lightens slightly

"Okay buddy, tell me whats going on, depending on your answer you might live"

Matt only sighs

"Matt JUST woke up inspector, give him a break." John voices out

"John, it's fine." he replies

Matt only clears his throat

"Their's 5 beastkin from my world who are out and about causing hell to break loose, I can understand your reasons to get me here. So I accept your pleas for help, promise me that I can GO HOME after this"

inspector fox only crosses her arms

"You don't intimidate me one bit, boy...even for a HUMAN."

"Hey, not everyone has to fit in!"

"At least I wasn't the one knocked out!"

"At least I have the heart to actually assist you!"

John soon sighs and yells into his earpiece, which somehow goes into the two arguers' earpieces

"Both of you just SHUT UP!"

Matt soon holds his head in pain from the yell.

"Look, Matt's only human, accept that inspector... I don't want you to drive away help from these thieves' world."

"Hmph..fine, but listen kid, you're under my watch, I'm keeping you on a tight leash."

Matt only thinks to himself as the inspector rambles on about how she'll be keeping Matt on high alert

"Yeah once I get out of here I'm finding the first Beastkin here and takin' em out one by one!" was all Matt's thinking was doing at that point.

"And furthermore, call me Carmelita, it's the only way the first name basis thing can work..."

"...Carmelita huh? interesting name"

"Shut up, at least you're not that two-bit thieving raccoon."

Carmelita sighs as she unlocks Matt's cell. Matt happily running out to at least stretch out.

"We're going after the fox first, his name's Gin, seemingly manipulative from a first glace, silver ears and tail, as appearance of a ma with a smug snake-like personality."

"reminds me of snakes" Matt rolls his eyes

John soon tries to propose an idea to Carmelita

"Carmelita, since their from his world, unlike us..."

"No, I'm not letting him do the main fieldwork." Carmelita soon facepalms

"Then there goes my idea...he might have the most experience, then again he's new so we need to train him at least so he's ready for the job...where is that poor sucker anyway?"

"He's likely stationed somewhere in japan..." Matt only replied.

"John, you're taking helm at mission control. Kid, you come with me" Carmelita soon grabs Matt by his right arm. Matt unwillingly was dragged off, though he had a way to slip free from her grip.

After Matt was able to escape, he regroups with John at his cell

"John, I'll need you to keep me updated on Gin...I'm taking this one out solo."

"Can do, buddy...stay safe out there."

Matt soon hops out the window

"I don;t need safety, I've been through hell and back before..."

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A/N: First of my two crossovers, this featuring Matt, and 5 beastkin OC's as welll as (so far) my only Sly OC, John. I hope this will be successful to both blazblue fans, and sly fans. Expect nods to both series from Matt or carmelita respectively.
I also will make references to events in Matt's story in his storis prior to this from his mainstay page. Will Carmelita ever treat Matt with respect? No one knows, but she sure must hate him because he's human! :P