Halo Rhapsody (Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen)
Is this a real war?
Am I still master chief?
Caught in an air strike.
Oh, escape from the Angus beef.
Open your eyes.
Look up to the skies and see…
I'm just a poor grunt, I need no sympathy.
Because it's easy come easy go, little high, little low.
Shoot me, oh reclaimer. Doesn't really matter to me…..to me.
Johnson just killed a grunt.
Put a gun against his head, pulled the trigger now he's dead.
Johnson, life had just begun. And now you had to throw it all away.
Johnson, oooooooh, didn't mean to piss you off.
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow, carry on, carry on, and keep fighting for the planet.
Too late, your time has come.
Sent needles through your head, body's twitchin' 'till its dead.
Goodbye, Private Stacker, you've got to go.
Go to leave your men behind and face the light.
Johnson, ooooooh, he didn't want to die, and always took the fight to the elites.
I see a little silhouetto of a grunt
Scaramouch Scaramouch, will you plug him with your rifle?
Wraith tanks and artillery firing at our position!
Sgt. Johnson! Sgt. Johnson. Sgt. Johnson! Sgt. Johnson. Sgt. Johnson, blow them up.
Oh blow them uuuuuuup.
I am a prophet, Covenant adore me.
He is a prophet floating in his spaceship, great hordes of troops go killing at his will!
Easy come, easy go, will you spare my life?
BISMILLAH! NO!! I will not spare your life!
Spare my life!
BISMILLAH! I will not spare your life!
Spare my life!
BISMILLAH! I will not pare your life!
Spare my life!
Will not spare your life!
Spare my life!
Will not spare your life!
Then kill me quiiiiiiiiick.
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!
Oh Sgt. Johnson, Sgt. Johnson.
Sgt. Johnson kill him slow.
Oh, kill him slow, then go place a nade upon his head, his head, his HEEEEAAAAAD!!!!
So you think you can stop me and kill my Covenant!
So you think you can nade me and leave me to die!
Ooooooh, demon. Cant you list' to me, demon?
You'd better get right, you'd better get right out of here.
Humans will survive.
Any one can see,
All humans will survive,
All humans will survive,
Save me…
A/N: Well, here is the first in my new series of Halo Parody Songs. In case you couldn't tell (no offense meant), this series will be from my favorite album of all time, Queen's Greatest Hits. This one actually was not done by me, but my good friend Phillip, who was the one who helped me most with Halo Holiday Songs, keep on the look put for more parodies done by me!