There once were three cats named Pancake, Mr. Kilb, and

Gordog. They all worked at a cheerful nugget factory. Pancake

Being the retarded one spent his money on crayons. But

Pancake hated to color. So instead he ate them for brunch.

After brunch, he called up random people and said "hyo

Mahma his hsho hfaht" (your mama is so fat). He said this

Because he was chewing on his after brunch box of 64 crayons

(you know the one with the cute little pencil sharpener built

Into the box). Then Mr. kilb and Gordog walked in and said

"why do you think our mom is fat" said Mr. kilb. Then pancake

Said "Mr. kilb it was your cell phone that I called, I thought

I heard you swearing in the background". (Mr. Kilb is the very

Angry one).Then all of the sudden MOM WALKED IN .

Dun

Dun

DUN!!!!